The next edition of Tournament Smashers has arrived!
Wario had just finished eating some slices of pizza over at Soul Society. He was ready to rob some random guys that he came across when suddenly a large boulder went flying over him. “AHHHHHH!” he yelled as he hid inside an abandoned hotel. He heard people clashing outside.
Wario knew that he shouldn’t get involved in something like that and headed to the kitchen of the hotel. Nobody was around, but he saw a lot of meat. “Yeah!” he yelled as he dug in. Minutes became hours and hours became days. Finally, after a week of eating, Wario noticed that he was finally out of food.
It had been good while it had lasted, but Wario knew that he needed to move on. After all, who would just leave all of that food out in the open for long? Wario jumped out the window, but he banged a tree. “AH!” he yelled as he hit the ground hard and drifted into sleep.
Meanwhile, Goku had been getting ready for a feast at his favorite hotel. He was about a week late, but he was sure that the food would still taste good. Goku flew inside, but was shocked at what he found! There was no food left and the whole place was in shambles.
“FRIEZA!!!!!” Goku yelled as he turned super saiyan. After a second of looking around he realized that it couldn’t be Frieza. After all Frieza had perished long ago…or so Goku thought. He sensed an incredibly small ki outside the window and went to check it out.
“Who are you!” Goku yelled as he grabbed Wario. “AHHH!” Wario yelled as he struggled to break free. It was no use of course. Goku has more power than a bunch of buildings tied to the moon! Wario knew that he only chance was to use the forbidden power and transform.
“WARIOMAN!” Wario yelled as he transformed. “Incredible! Your ki just shot through the roof!” Goku yelled as he let Wario go. Wario disappeared and suddenly he was 100 feet away holding a building. “Eat this!” Wario yelled as he threw it. Goku glared at the building, causing it to blow up.
“Good thing I still have my destructo vision!” Goku said as he flew in the air. Goku turned Super Saiyan. It’s not like he needed to use Super Saiyan or anything, but he didn’t want there to be too much property damage in this round. “Kamehameha!” Goku yelled as he fired a gigantic blast of blue energy.
Wario blocked the Kamehameha with his hand. “Stop, or you might die!” Goku yelled as Wario struggled to block the blast. “I am invincible!” Wario yelled as he punched the beam back at Goku. Goku just used his mind to make it go back at Wario.
“I can block it again!” Wario yelled as he prepared to block. Suddenly he detransformed back into normal mode. “Uh oh!” Wario yelled as the blast hit him. Right away Goku knew that Wario was no more. “Nothing could survive that,” Goku said as he flew off.
Long after Goku had left, the rubble started to stir. A hand popped out. It was holding a chunk of garlic. “This isn’t over…not by a longshot!” Wario yelled as he clenched his fist and broke the garlic. He may have lost his first fight in the tournament…but he would be ready to fight again!