This match could significantly change once Paddington grows into a full fledged adult bear, but that hasn’t happened yet. Balki Bartokomous may not have a whole lot of hand to hand training under his belt, but he’s still more than a match for anything that Paddington can try. Balki will be able to block the bear’s punches and he can also outmaneuver the guy. I like Paddington’s hat, but it’s not enough to win the fight. Balki Bartokomous wins.