J Jonah Jameson is back and this time he’s up against Carnage! Carnage is an impressive fighter and with his cosmic powers J Jonah Jameson wouldn’t stand a chance! Of course J Jonah Jameson may have lost the fight, but he’ll have other chances. One of these days he just may surprise you! Carnage wins.
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Jameson could try making Carnage laugh to death…
It would have to be a very quick joke!