It’s time for the latest battle story!

James Bond hopped in his car. He was ready to find the weakest opponent possible and take his first win. He grabbed his gun in one hand and started zooming through the streets while holding the wheel in one hand. James Bond had overrated his one handed driving skills and quickly banged a building. James Bond jumped out of the way as the place blew up.

“Uh oh,” James Bond thought as he came to the horrifying realization that this could bring some powerful people like the Avengers! Quickly James Bond dashed into an alley to hide, but some punks grabbed him. “We’ll bring him to Jack Sparrow,” they yelled as they tied him up and threw him in a giant boat.

“Let go of me!” James Bond yelled as he broke free of the ropes and reached for his gun. “Don’t move, Sparrow!” James Bond yelled once again as he took a step backwards. Jack Sparrow laughed and walked towards him. James Bond quickly fired his gun, but nothing happened. “Wait a sec….I’m out of ammo!!!!” James Bond yelled as he tried to dive in the ocean, but Jack Sparrow caught him and threw him back in the boat.

“Me and my boys have got you outnumbered,” he said as several of his minions surrounded James Bond. “If you spent more time training, and less time being kidnapped, maybe you could have beaten us,” Jack Sparrow said as he punched James Bond. James Bond jumped back up and threw a sideways kick at Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow hit the ground, but rolled and knocked James Bond to the ground. James Bond reached for his gun, but it was broken in half. “No way!” he yelled as Jack Sparrow took out his sword. “I’m the best swordsman in this ship,” Jack Sparrow said as he tried stabbing James Bond.

James Bond jumped out of the way and tried to run, but one of the minions threw him back at Jack Sparrow, who greeted him with a punch. James Bond quickly grabbed a grenade and threw it at Jack Sparrow, but Jack sidestepped it and the grenade fell harmlessly to the ground.

“Impossible!” James Bond yelled as he ran at Jack Sparrow and threw a punch. Jack Sparrow caught the punch and smirked at James Bond. “No way!” James Bond yelled as he jumped in the air, but Jack Sparrow caught him and threw him back down. “I can’t even…,” James Bond started to say as Jack Sparrow took out a gun.

Suddenly they heard sirens. “Everyone get off of the boat!” a voice yelled as the cops appeared. One of them was holding a bazooka. “Never!” Jack Sparrow yelled as he started to head for the back of the ship. The guy fired, but the blast hit James Bond, knocking him into Davy Jones Locker!

As James Bond sunk through the ocean, he knew that he would need to win his next round and fast! Meanwhile, aerial support for the cops bombed the ship. The atomic explosion could be seen for miles, but somehow they knew that Jack Sparrow and his pirates had eluded them once more. Where would they go next!