The Teletubbies are launching one final assault on Hiruzen through Laa Laa, but that still won’t be enough. Hiruzen Sarutobi has a lot of ninjutsu at the ready and his speed used to be pretty decent back in the day. He’s a solid staff fighter so Hiruzen will make sure to keep Laa Laa at a distance at all times. This guarantees that she won’t be able to land any attacks and Hiruzen just needs one good hit to end this. Hiruzen Sarutobi wins.