This is Jack Sparrow’s final match against the Teletubbies so he’ll definitely need to make it count. It’s hard not to root for Po here, but even I have to admit that the Teletubby is outmatched. Jack Sparrow has his sword/rapier and one stab would end the fight. Jack may even have the edge in a hand to hand fight if it ever came down to that. Jack Sparrow wins.