Ford Brody vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow has limited invincibility which is usually not super useful in a fight but when both combatants are effectively human then the game changes. Ford is a better shot with his gun and I would say he is the better fighter too, but not enough to overcome this hurdle. A few bullets will take him out while it will take several to beat Jack. It’s also not like Jack has 0 combat experience either. Jack Sparrow wins.

Scooby Doo vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow may have some immortality going for him but it really doesn’t help all that much when you consider just how much more powerful Scooby Doo is. The yellow power ring turns Scooby from a normal dog type fighter to a serious threat here. Try as he might, Jack will not be able to escape Scooby’s attack range. It’s just not going to happen, the ring is too versatile. It’s also not like Jack is particularly fast either. He just has human stats which won’t cut it here. Scooby Doo wins.

Tuxedo Mask vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Sonic Jack may have gotten conditional immortality for a while but that will only buy him some time in this match. Tuxedo Mask is both stronger and faster than Jack and it’s difficult to win any match when the opponent has the advantage in both of these categories. Jack has a gun but I don’t see him being able to hit Mask and in terms of hand to hand combat Jack can’t bluff his way through for more than a few minutes. Tuxedo Mask wins.

Jack Skellington vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow and Jack Skellington aren’t primarily fighters but they can land a blow or two when needed. That said, Skellington has his elemental attacks which give him a real fighting chance here. There’s not a whole lot that Sparrow can do to block those attacks and his immortality won’t be doing a whole lot to keep him in fighting shape. Sparrow will be overwhelmed. Jack Skellington wins.

Andromeda vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow is a pirate but that experience isn’t going to help him one bit here. Andromeda is just in a completely different league. Not even immortality can give Jack a chance here since he will just be completely obliterated in the end. The energy attacks won’t leave even a trace of him left and that’s what is really going to lead him to a game over moment. Andromeda wins.

Jack Sparrow vs Kraken

Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow is a pirate who gets by on a luck a lot of the time but his skills will usually leave you feeling rather skeptical. Even with his temporary immortal form I don’t see Jack being able to do much against the Kraken. This monster’s physical abilities will just be too much. He can effectively squash Jack or just chomp him to bits. Jack can dodge his attacks for a little while but with no real way to counter he is finished in the end. Kraken wins.

Jack Sparrow vs Captain Kirk

Suggested by Sonic Jack Sparrow is a skilled pirate but his swords won’t be doing much against Kirk’s energy blasters. While a bullet would be enough to take Kirk out like anyone else, Jack is definitely not the most skilled guy out there and I’ll take a fancy sci-fi gun over a normal pistol any day. Jack can do his best to try and stay ahead of the curve here but he is ultimately doomed no matter how you slice it. Captain Kirk wins.

Jirass vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Jirass is a powerful Kaiju. While he may not be one of the most well known ones out there, the guy left an impression. Jack Sparrow may have immortality to a degree, it doesn’t really help here. I’ve always been of the opinion that immortality can be more of a curse than a blessing since you’ll end up getting stomped into the dirt for all eternity if you live in a realm where there’s a fighter more powerful than you. That’s just how it goes sometimes and that’s what would happen here as Jirass will stomp Jack until he stays down. Jirass wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow was cursed at one point so he had virtual immortality. It’s a handy skill to have but with slow regeneration it is almost more of a down side. If you’re up against a superior opponent it means you are doomed to take a lot of hits over and over again as you wait to finally be defeated for real. Jack isn’t fast enough to land a hit with his blade against Rainbow so that means he is in for a very long day here. Rainbow Dash wins.

Black Manta vs Jack Sparrow

Suggested by Destroyer Black Manta is back and ready to show the world why he is the strongest underwater fighter. Jack may have survived his share of battles, but he rarely ends up winning. The pirate captain is simply too drunk and sloppy with his swordsmanship to pose much of a threat to Black Manta. These two are in completely different leagues when it comes to their level of ability so I don’t see there being much that Sparrow can do here. A single blast should end this. Black Manta wins.