Battles, Black Manta Battles, Jack Sparrow Battles

Black Manta vs Jack Sparrow



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Suggested by Destroyer Black Manta is back and ready to show the world why he is the strongest underwater fighter. Jack may have survived his share of battles, but he rarely ends up winning. The pirate captain is simply too drunk and sloppy with his swordsmanship to pose much of a threat to Black Manta. These two are in completely different leagues when it comes to their level of ability so I don’t see there being much that Sparrow can do here. A single blast should end this. Black Manta wins.

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Battles, Jack Sparrow Battles, Villager Battles

Jack Sparrow vs Villager




Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow is a pirate who was never all that impressive. He tends to get captured in every movie and his plans simply aren’t well thought out. Against an opponent who can summon rockets and catch bullets that simply won’t do. Villager will easily be able to keep out of Jack’s sword range, thereby limiting his options. Villager wins.

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Jack Sparrow vs Shantae


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Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow may be a pirate but he certainly isn’t anywhere near as skilled as Shantae. Shantae has elemental abilities and even without those she is a considerably better fighter. Jack is good at getting drunk but aside from that his skills are quite mediocre at best. Shantae wins.

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Lara Croft vs Jack Sparrow


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Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow has never been a very impressive pirate. Often times he only gets away because everyone panics when he really should have died back in film 1. He certainly won’t escape an expert like Lara. She is just on a different level and a few good shots can take him out. If he bothers to go immortal then she will simply slice him to ribbons. Lara Croft wins.

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Aichi Sendou vs Jack Sparrow



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This is a tribute to the Neon Messiah film. Aichi definitely looked pretty solid even if ultimately he wasn’t quite strong enough to win this time. He is one of the strongest Cardfighters out there, but I suppose there will always be someone better. Even so, he can easily overwhelm Jack Sparrow with his various monsters. Blaster Blade would probably be enough to win 1 on 1 so you can see what a blowout this is. Aichi Sendou wins.

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Jack Sparrow vs Kirito




This is a tribute to Dead Men Tell No Tales. Jack Sparrow didn’t look very good throughout the film, but what else is new? He lets his guard down so often that just about anyone can take him down and his swordsmanship isn’t all that great. Kirito could take him down quite easily with the skills and experience that he has acquired over the years. The match won’t even be close and that’s why I almost feel bad for Jack. It’s back to the bar for him. Kirito wins.

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Jack Sparrow vs Po


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This is Jack Sparrow’s final match against the Teletubbies so he’ll definitely need to make it count. It’s hard not to root for Po here, but even I have to admit that the Teletubby is outmatched. Jack Sparrow has his sword/rapier and one stab would end the fight. Jack may even have the edge in a hand to hand fight if it ever came down to that. Jack Sparrow wins.

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Jack Sparrow vs Laa Laa


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Laa Laa is a formidable member of the Teletubbies to be sure, but she won’t be able to beat Jack Sparrow! Jack is a notorious pirate and he’s not the kind of guy who loses a fight…or at least not to a Teletubby. He still has his gun and his knife/sword so he’s properly equipped to handle the average opponent. This is how he became the Captain after all! Jack Sparrow wins.

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Jack Sparrow vs Dipsy


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Jack Sparrow is back and the Teletubbies continue their war against the pirate. Dipsy is up at bat this time and who can forget Dipsy’s previous battles on the blog. Dipsy always gives the match his 100% best, but it’s simply not enough. Jack Sparrow just needs to fire off a few rounds on his gun and it’s game over. Jack Sparrow wins.

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Jack Sparrow vs Tinky Winky


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Jack Sparrow has been losing a lot of matches lately, but it’s time for him to make a comeback. Everyone likes Tinky Winky of course, but popularity won’t be able to affect a battle. Jack’s got his gun and he’s also got his sword so that should be enough to net him a win here. Jack Sparrow wins.