

Suggested by Anonymous It’s hard not to admire Goomba’s tenacity and fearlessness in the midst of certain defeat. At this point, he knows that he cannot beat Mario but still gives it a fair try year after year. Fighting with Sonic will be just as futile. Sonic can hop on him the same way that Mario does and the match will be over even sooner than usual. Ah well, at least it’ll be over before Goomba has a chance to blink. Sonic wins.