Battles, Goomba Battles, Graboid Battles

Graboid vs Goomba

Suggested by Destroyer The Graboids are pretty tricky monsters that specialize in moving while underground. They’ll tackle anyone who gets in their way and that makes them tough to stop. The average Goomba would get squashed but maybe the Giant Goomba would have a shot? No dice, while they may be large, they still can’t do much of anything. A few chomps from this creature would take him out of the picture real quick. Graboid wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Jirass Battles

Jirass vs Goomba

Suggested by Destroyer Goomba is probably one of the most well known minions of all time. This is not a villain to be taken lightly in the slightest. That said, it won’t take Jirass very long to take him down for the count. Goomba just isn’t in the same league as Jirass and that much will be clear from the opening shot. Goomba has no way to defend himself against such a move and will ultimately go down. Jirass won’t even need the patented energy blast here. Jirass wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Rainbow Dash Battles

Rainbow Dash vs Goomba

Suggested by Destroyer A Goomba is a pretty iconic enemy. I doubt that there is anyone around who isn’t familiar with this classic opponent. That being said, this enemy is not particularly skilled. Rainbow Dash will be able to zip around Goomba with relative ease thanks to her super speed and versatile attacks. Goomba doesn’t really have a defense against such moves and would ultimately be overwhelmed. What he needs is a good power up. Rainbow Dash wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Pac Man Battles

Pac Man vs Goomba

Suggested by Destroyer The Goomba is one of the most iconic enemies of all time. You really have to give them credit for going up against Mario time and time again. While they ultimately never win it is the thought that counts. That won’t be enough to survive against this ball of fury though. Pac Man can quickly launch a bell or a key at the Goomba and that’ll be game over for the creature. The loss was inevitable. Pac Man wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Vakishim Battles

Vakishim vs Goomba

Suggested by Destroyer Goomba is one of the most well known enemies in all of fiction. The guy has been around since the very beginning and while he may loose every match that he is in the guy never loses heart. He is absolutely outgunned in every match but still manages to stay strong and keeps on trying to make a name for himself. If that isn’t true dedication then I don’t know what is. It won’t be enough to win though. Vakishim wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Sonic Battles

Sonic vs Goomba

Suggested by Anonymous It’s hard not to admire Goomba’s tenacity and fearlessness in the midst of certain defeat. At this point, he knows that he cannot beat Mario but still gives it a fair try year after year. Fighting with Sonic will be just as futile. Sonic can hop on him the same way that Mario does and the match will be over even sooner than usual. Ah well, at least it’ll be over before Goomba has a chance to blink. Sonic wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Nemo Battles

Goomba vs Nemo

I’m afraid that this is one fight where Nemo can’t win. Goombas are pretty good at walking horizontally and eventually he would charge into Nemo. Goomba also has a baseball bat with him and that’s never good news for the opponent. Nemo may have lost the match, but not the war. After all…you can never count Nemo out of a battle for long! Goomba wins.

Battles, Blaziken Battles, Goomba Battles

Goomba vs Blaziken

Goombas may be strong in numbers, but they wouldn’t be able to take Blaziken down. Blaziken is great at hand to hand combat and he’s also got a large array of attacks at his disposal. Goomba wouldn’t be able to get through them and there’s not much that he can do offensively even if he was to get near Blaziken. There just isn’t any hope for him! Blaziken wins.

Battles, Goomba Battles, Marcus Battles

Marcus vs Goomba

Goombas can be pretty magical creatures when you think about it. They have the power to crush a gamer’s heart and dreams with a single charge in any level of a Mario game. Unfortunately, that won’t be enough to defeat Marcus. Marcus can take them out with his DNA Punch and that would be the end of the match. Marcus wins.

Battles, Captain Kirk Battles, Goomba Battles

Captain Kirk vs Goomba

Captain Kirk is ready for another round and it would seem that he is here for a win this time! A Goomba is hardly one of the more terrifying creatures around and while he has a lot of items at his disposal, it won’t be enough. Captain Kirk just needs one good shot from his energy blaster and he’ll have taken a complete victory. Captain Kirk wins.