Cell vs Joker

Posted on October 1, 2016 by dreager1

Suggested by Anonymous Cell is one of the stronger DBZ villains and he was the first one who could actually blow up an entire solar system. That sentence is all that you need to know in order to pick who will win this fight. Joker couldn’t survive the planet getting blown up, much less an entire solar system. He is completely outmatched and outgunned here so the fight will be over in an instant. Cell wins.

51 thoughts on “Cell vs Joker”

Anonymous on October 2, 2016 at 12:22 pm said:

Nah.

http://s265.photobucket.com/user/Saturn695/media/AdventuresOfSuperman583p21.jpg.html

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- dreager1 on October 2, 2016 at 3:31 pm said:
  
  Should I bring up the Solar System feat?
  
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  - Anonymous on October 2, 2016 at 8:07 pm said:
    
    Cell Wins This Easily. Joker Just Isn’t Strong Or Fast Enough.
  - dreager1 on October 3, 2016 at 6:13 pm said:
    
    Absolutely, the Joker is completely outclassed here.
  - Anonymous on October 3, 2016 at 1:40 am said:
    
    What’s the point? Universe > Solar System.
    
    Also, most likely a bluff.
  - dreager1 on October 3, 2016 at 6:14 pm said:
    
    But it was definitely not a bluff. Look at how the DBZ fighters got scared.
  - John cenna on October 18, 2016 at 4:25 pm said:
    
    Not Compared to Emperor Joker.
  - dreager1 on October 18, 2016 at 5:04 pm said:
    
    Emperor Joker is good, but he wouldn’t last a minute against someone from DBZ world.
  - John cenna on October 18, 2016 at 5:42 pm said:
    
    Not even the Farmer?
  - dreager1 on October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm said:
    
    He does have a shotgun which could KO Joker in one hit if it connected.
  - John cenna on October 19, 2016 at 7:20 am said:
    
    Do you know anything about Emperor Joker? Emperor Joker is far more durable than Normal Joker.
  - dreager1 on October 20, 2016 at 8:35 pm said:
    
    Sure I do, but I didn’t care for the comic.
  - John cenna on October 21, 2016 at 7:11 am said:
    
    If you cared for the comic you would know Emperor Joker can easily tank gunfire.
  - dreager1 on October 22, 2016 at 11:31 am said:
    
    I really didn’t like the comic much, but true enough. Joker’s cosmic form should basically be immune to guns.
Anonymous on October 5, 2016 at 1:14 pm said:

That… doesn’t even make sense. They were scared because they thought Cell was telling the truth.

This was the same guy who kept boasting even after Vegeta owned the hell out of him. So yes, Cell is arrogant, and a liar.

Also, still, Universe >>>>>>>> Solar System.

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- dreager1 on October 5, 2016 at 3:36 pm said:
  
  Z Fighters can sense ki though so they’d know if he was bluffing. The Z Fighters are experts at the subject. As for boasting, I wouldn’t even call that lying per say. Cell still thought that he had the edge because being a DBZ character basically means that you are going to be super arrogant.
  
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  - Anonymous on October 6, 2016 at 1:37 am said:
    
    I’d Say Cell Is A Little Above Solar System Level, Given How He Almost Beat Goku To Death, Which Very Few Beings Can Accomplish, And With GT Goku’s Power, He’s Near Unbeatable, And Further More, I Don’t Think Joker King Is That Over Powered, It Seems To Me DC Was Just Hyping Him Up.
  - dreager1 on October 13, 2016 at 4:11 pm said:
    
    Definitely, Cell is at least Solar System level. Man, that guy was a total beast in a fight!
  - Anonymous on October 6, 2016 at 5:31 pm said:
    
    Doesn’t even matter,
    
    Emperor Joker > Cell.
  - dreager1 on October 13, 2016 at 4:18 pm said:
    
    I think you mean Cell>>Emperor Joker right?
  - John cenna on October 15, 2016 at 2:24 pm said:
    
    Emperor Joker is a Universe buster.
  - dreager1 on October 15, 2016 at 4:03 pm said:
    
    I suppose thanks to those fancy cosmic powers, but they aren’t as great as they could be. Give me Cell’s physical abilities any time.
  - John cenna on October 15, 2016 at 5:51 pm said:
    
    Those powers are good enough to beat Cell.
  - dreager1 on October 16, 2016 at 3:34 pm said:
    
    Not based on how well Cell was fighting Goku.
  - John cenna on October 16, 2016 at 4:11 pm said:
    
    Just SSJ Goku
  - dreager1 on October 18, 2016 at 8:29 am said:
    
    He was still incredibly powerful there though.
  - John cenna on October 19, 2016 at 7:20 am said:
    
    Not as powerful as Emperor Joker.
  - dreager1 on October 20, 2016 at 8:35 pm said:
    
    You sure about that?
  - John cenna on October 21, 2016 at 7:12 am said:
    
    Yes.
John cenna on October 9, 2016 at 6:15 pm said:

Hyperbole

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- dreager1 on October 13, 2016 at 4:19 pm said:
  
  Nah, it was legit.
  
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  - John cenna on October 13, 2016 at 6:48 pm said:
    
    Nope.
  - dreager1 on October 13, 2016 at 7:00 pm said:
    
    Should I post the scan again?
  - John cenna on October 14, 2016 at 4:33 pm said:
    
    Post me a scan of Cell destroying a Solar System then we’ll talk.
  - dreager1 on October 15, 2016 at 3:49 pm said:
    
    Done.
    
    https://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=AwrB8p1KiAJYuSMAeHk2nIlQ;_ylu=X3oDMTIybXV0NGNpBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZAM0YzEwYjljOGFjYjg4MTBjMjFiNTE4OGY0ZDAzMjFmMARncG9zAzkEaXQDYmluZw–?.origin=&back=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.swagbucks.com%2F%3Ft%3Di%26q%3DCell%2Bsays%2Bhe%2Bcan%2Bblow%2Bup%2Ba%2Bsolar%2Bsysten&w=477&h=236&imgurl=lh4.googleusercontent.com%2FLlppahD8S-FSIjVnZRmusKI28Fu4OrlihuGel7L3VzTByAkUSqxbJh3xeaJV6OpUXq12R1DhHxrU5sxKqOG-ZHo82_cyuyaVmyU_phqhnxItu7IaS42zEpuo0Q&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdbzf.co.uk%2Ftopic%2F8551367%2F2%2F&size=122.6KB&name=Destructive+Capabilities.&p=Cell+says+he+can+blow+up+a+solar+system&oid=4c10b9c8acb8810c21b5188f4d0321f0&fr2=&fr=&rw=Cell+says+he+can+blow+up+a+solar+system&tt=Destructive+Capabilities.&b=0&ni=144&no=9&ts=&vm=p&tab=organic&sigr=112c805l5&sigb=127n4o8he&sigi=14kpudt0c&sigt=10pqgptbp&sign=10pqgptbp&.crumb=fR2yIx4vyNw&hsimp=yhs-prodege_001&hspart=prodege&type=search_6&vm=p&param1=21558944&param2=9638917&param4=1813768971
  - John cenna on October 15, 2016 at 5:50 pm said:
    
    That’s not what I asked for. I asked for a scan of Cell blowing up a Solar System not him saying he could.
  - dreager1 on October 16, 2016 at 3:34 pm said:
    
    Same diff though since the Z fighters knew that he was telling the truth.
  - John cenna on October 16, 2016 at 4:10 pm said:
    
    I see that you responded but until you show me Cell blowing up a solar system I won’t read what you write.
  - dreager1 on October 18, 2016 at 8:28 am said:
    
    So…I should link the Solar System page again? Whoever uploaded that image must be loving the extra clicks I’m sending his way.
  - John cenna on October 18, 2016 at 4:24 pm said:
    
    I see that you responded but until you show me Cell blowing up a solar system I won’t read what you write.
  - dreager1 on October 18, 2016 at 5:03 pm said:
    
    So.…I should link the Solar System page again? Whoever uploaded that image must be loving the extra clicks I’m sending his way.
  - John cenna on October 18, 2016 at 5:41 pm said:
    
    I see that you responded but until you show me Cell blowing up a solar system I won’t read what you write
  - dreager1 on October 18, 2016 at 5:44 pm said:
    
    So.….I should link the Solar System page again? Whoever uploaded that image must be loving the extra clicks I’m sending his way.
  - John cenna on October 19, 2016 at 7:19 am said:
    
    I see that you responded but unless you show me Cell blowing up a solar system I won’t read what you write
  - dreager1 on October 20, 2016 at 8:35 pm said:
    
    So.……I should link the Solar System page again? Whoever uploaded that image must be loving the extra clicks I’m sending his way.
  - John cenna on October 21, 2016 at 7:14 am said:
    
    And here is the troll cycle….
  - dreager1 on October 22, 2016 at 11:32 am said:
    
    You started it man…I just ended it!
jhg195 on October 21, 2016 at 11:41 am said:

Why do you hate Joker this much?

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- John cenna on October 21, 2016 at 4:32 pm said:
  
  This is actually a mismatch in favor of Joker via composite rule.
  
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  - dreager1 on October 22, 2016 at 12:01 pm said:
    
    I don’t think so. Cell is way too strong.
- dreager1 on October 22, 2016 at 12:01 pm said:
  
  I liked him in the DCAU, but he is typically poorly written in the comics imo.
  
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