Akiza vs Joker


Suggested by IKnowledge Akiza has a good array of monsters on her side. Quite a few of them are very dangerous like her iconic dragon. Joker is a pretty decent fighter as he’s gone hand to hand against Batman at times. That being said, it’s certainly not enough to beat a dragon and Akiza also possessed telekinetic abilities of her own. That’ll make it very difficult for Joker to approach her at all and he’ll really be kept on the defensive. He just doesn’t have any way to approach her and his attacks won’t get through her bodyguards anyway. Akiza wins.


Joker vs Pikachu

Suggested by Anon The Joker is one of the most popular villains in all of comics. Surprisingly this hasn’t led to a whole lot of power ups, but I guess most people like him for his wit and cunning as opposed to raw power. This means that he won’t stand a chance against good ole Pikachu. Pikachu has incredible super speed and the power within his thunder attacks is legendary. Joker will be lucky to survive even a few hits from this creature. Pikachu is simply out of his league. Pikachu wins.

Cell vs Joker

Suggested by Anonymous Cell is one of the stronger DBZ villains and he was the first one who could actually blow up an entire solar system. That sentence is all that you need to know in order to pick who will win this fight. Joker couldn’t survive the planet getting blown up, much less an entire solar system. He is completely outmatched and outgunned here so the fight will be over in an instant. Cell wins.

Jean Grey vs Joker

Suggested by iKnowledge Jean Grey is a very skilled telepath whose experience with the Phoenix also gave her some real combat abilities. While she probably couldn’t do much to Joker’s mind, she won’t even need too. Joker won’t really be able to defend himself from her physical attacks. He is completely helpless against the Phoenix Force and its unrelenting fire strikes. His best hope would be to trick Jean Grey into looking at his mind, but she is too smart for that. Jean Grey wins.

Jackie Brown vs Joker

Jackie Brown has a gun and she has experience when it comes to a brawl, but she is not ready for someone as crazy as the Joker. He certainly knows how to use a gun and he also has some hand to hand abilities at his disposal. Let’s not count out his cosmic Emperor Joker form either. Jackie is fairly outmatched here, but hopefully she can get a good shot in. Joker wins.

Pegasus vs Joker

The Joker is a tough trickster, but I don’t think that he can really compete with Pegasus. Pegasus has a lot of monsters at his disposal including the Toon World monsters. It is very difficult to hit them with any kind of ability due to the way that they can shift their bodies and evade attacks. Sheer numbers can also help out quite a lot in a fight and Joker’s trick flowers and electronic gadgets can only get him so far. Pegasus can also shoot eye lasers if necessary. Pegasus wins.

Sabrina vs Joker

The Joker is certainly one of the most popular villains of all time, but that doesn’t mean that he’s one of the strongest. He knows some decent hand to hand skills as he’s gone toe to toe with Batman for short periods of time, but Sabrina has telekinesis and her Kadabra at the ready. One good psychic attack would mean game over for Joker since he would not be able to break free of its grasp. At that point, he would have no options left to fight with. Sabrina wins.

Tahiri Veila vs Joker

The Joker is a classic Batman villain and certainly not a foe who should be underestimated, but I just don’t think that he can really hope to defeat Tahiri. Tahiri was a powerful Jedi and an even more powerful Sith. She can fire lightning and her Force abilities will keep the Joker in place. His jokes and laughs may save him for a little while, but that will only delay the inevitable. Tahiri has gone to a rock solid 3-0 on the blog and is certainly doing well thus far. Tahiri Veila wins.

Joker vs King Dedede

King Dedede is a heavy hitter from the Kirby series who whacks away at his enemies with his extremely powerful hammer. There aren’t many opponents who could hope to stand up to this guy and not even the Joker can defeat him. While the Joker has some decent hand to hand options, King Dedede has a hammer, which gives him a better range than the Joker could ever hope to match. King Dedede’s power is just too overwhelming. King Dedede wins.

Elastic Waistband vs Joker

The Elastic Waistband is ready to roll, but it’s safe to say that he is a little outmatched against a villain who is as cunning as the Joker. The Joker has given Batman a decent fight on more than one occasion and he has a large variety of weapons to give him the edge in a fight. The Elastic Waistband can’t really hope to defend himself against such tactics and his chances of winning were never there. Joker wins.