Captain Tweedy vs John McClane



This is a tribute to the final Die Hard film.. John McClane ultimately saved his son’s life so many times you can lose count. He really did good and showed why he has a lot of experience with these things. In comparison Captain Tweedy is usually not all that helpful in a case and would quickly be overwhelmed. There’s no scenario where he would be able to overpower John so this is definitely game over for him. John McClane wins.

Max Dembo vs John McClane



This is a tribute to Die Hard 4. McClane is back and he was in top form. He definitely won’t be losing to someone who only has modest skill with a gun. John is tougher in hand to hand plus he is also more skilled with the gun. He’s really got every possible advantage in a 1 on 1 fight. John McClane wins.

Edgar Hopper vs John McClane



This is a tribute to Die Hard 3. I’d say that John McClane looked pretty good here. He may have been on the defensive for most of the movie but at the end of the day he got the win when it counted. Hopper doesn’t have the same drive and fortitude that would be needed to keep on going in a fight like this. He would go down pretty fast. John McClane wins.

John McClane vs Nemo




This is a tribute to Die Hard 2. John McClane continues to foil terrorist plots left and right so he definitely earned another win. Nemo can swim really well which is always handy, but all it’s going to do in the end is buy time. Nemo can’t actually land any real hits here so his swimming abilities won’t really be a factor. The difference in power and size is too vast. John McClane wins.