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He Man was watering some plants on the White House’s backyard. He had been whistling a tune when the radio magically turned on. “Sources say that this mysterious warrior has been taking down crime syndacates around the world. Still, this character is a vigilante and must be arrested for these actions. Sources claim that the warrior is a Cat god who transforms when a full moon is out. He also has 9 lives,” The radio shut off.

“Convenient timing” He Man thought to himself. King Randor ran towards He Man and was in obvious distress. “Those turning turnips have really got me this time!” He yelled as he banged into He Man and hit the ground. “Easy there chum,” He Man said as he let out a hearty laugh and helped Randor up.

They both laughed for a couple of minutes before forgetting why they were laughing. “I have the power!!!!,” He Man yelled as he took out a sword from nowhere and lifted it into the air. “I could have sworn you left that in the house,” King Randor mused.

“Wuzzat? Anyway, I’m going to go stop this evildoer before he puts innocent lives in danger!” He Man yelled as he ran off into the distance. “Oh My!” King Randor exclaimed. He Man ran to a dark alley and saw a cat beating some crooks up.

“My luck never ceases to amaze me!” He Man yelled as he headed towards them. “Let’s scram Billy Bob,” one of the crooks yelled. “Too late Shiny Sam,” the other one yelled as they fainted. “Give yourself up Cat Warrior….I have the POWER!” He Man yelled.

Then he realized that their was a full moon out. Suddenly he realized that his plan had some holes. Nobody knew where to find him! He Man backed up a bit as the cat transformed. The cat took on the appearance of the legendary warrior known as Yoruichi. “The radio said it was a guy”! He Man yelled. It was the first thing that he thought to yell.

Suddenly He Man knew that he would win this fight. He had the POWER after all! “Surrender and you won’t get hurt by the brilliant hammers of Justice,” He Man said as he sheathed his sword. He knew that villains always gave up willingly when he reminded them about the hammers of justice.

“If I’d known that an 80’s charcater would have been around I’d have stayed in New York.” Yoruichi said as she sighed. She lifted up a hand. “I can’t move! I can’t even breathe!” He Man yelled as he was paralyzed. “What manner of trickery is this?! He Man yelled as he struggled. He Man was puzzeled. Nothing could stop him. He had the POWER after all.

He Man began to cry. “That reminds me. If I beat you I get a win in that Tournament Smashers game,” Yoruichi said as she had a flashback. 10 days ago. Ichigo had been blowing up solar systems for the lulz. “Yo, Yoruichi, there’s this new Tournament stuff and it’s gonna rock this world!” as he said that he flew around the world a couple thousand times.

Back in the present Yoruichi shook her head. “Anyway, I guess I’ll humiliate you instead of one shotting you,” Yoruichi said as she lowered her power level. “I’m free!” He Man yelled as he dramatically punched the air. “No sorcery can stop the Power of Greyskull!” He Man said as he took out his sword.

“Have at thee you miscreant,” He Man said as he lunged at Yoruichi and slashed. She lifted her arm which shattered the blade. “Trimming Torpedoes, nobody can break my sword!” He Man yelled as the pieces fell to the ground. “Cmon, try your best shot, I’ll even turn my back,” Yoruichi said as she turned and grabbed some thugs to beat up.

“You’ll pay for this,” He Man yelled as he punched her with all of his might. His hand broke. “AHHHHHHH!” He yelled as he fell to the ground. “This is Madness!” he yelled. At that moment, Ichigo landed from the skies. “Finish him off already,” he whined. “I’m gathering up the whole gang so I can tell you guys about that epic battle I won the other day,” he said as he impatiently started slashing stuff.

“Fine,” Yoruichi said as she raised her power level. He Man fainted. Yoruichi and Ichigo teleported to Soul Society to hear about Ichigo’s latest conquests. When He Man woke up he was a changed man. “From now on I won’t be so overconfident about my power”! he said with brimming confident. He had learned a morale and would completely forget about it the next morning. Whistling he headed back to the White House to trim the plants that he had been watering.

The next part of the hit series is here!

A scientist was mixing a lot of chemicals together. “They won’t mock my quest for power now!” The crazed scientist yelled as he turned on the toaster. He could see a large shape reflected on the toaster. He never finished his jump as a blast of intense blue energy hit him.

The place blew up with a large and bright explosion. Meanwhile at a Government Instillation, many people in suits were watching. “What was that thing!” One of the guys exclaimed. “Gigantis…the Fire Monster,” The guy in the checkered suit said as he shut off the monitor. “You mean Gojira right?” one of the guys said as he got up. “No, it’s Godzilla,” yet another guy said as he stood up.

“Regardless he must be stopped. Which is why I suggest we send our latest weapon after him….The Master Mold!” The head guy said as he sat down. “We haven’t finished the final preparations yet,” a scientist interjected as he threw his notes at the other members.

“Foolishness!” The head guy said as he slammed his fist into the desk. Suddenly they heard a roar. “GODZILLA!” Everyone yelled as they looked out the window. Godzilla opened his mouth and started charging a giant laser. “We’ll go down swinging,” The men said as they took out guns. It was too little too late as the blast was fired and destroyed the building.

As the building collapsed, the prison that was under it broke as well. A giant beast jumped out and landed behind Godzilla. He was the famed creature known as King Kong. Godzilla roared, but that gave King Kong an opening as he punched Godzilla in the stomach.

Godzilla took a step back and fired another blast of Atomic Radiation. King Kong proved too fast as he jumped over it and kicked Godzilla in the face. Godzilla went down, falling on several buildings. King Kong quickly snatched a tree from the park and swung it at Godzilla.

Godzilla used his tail to chop the tree in half and fired another blast. King Kong jumped out of the way, but Godzilla grabbed him by the leg. King Kong tried to punch Godzilla, but the King of Monsters shrugged off the blow and threw King Kong into a mountain.

The whole thing crumbled and fell on NYC. Godzilla started charging up for another blast. King Kong noticed that the energy was slowly turning red. Knowing that this shot could be fatal, King Kong ripped off a chunk of the Empire State Building and threw it at Godzilla.

The rock hit Godzilla at the precise moment that he fired the blast. He missed and blew up South America. King Kong figured it was a good time to take his leave so he headed for Tokyo. Suddenly King Kong was being propelled towards Godzilla. It would seem that the King of Monster’s magnetism was even better than usual and was pushing King Kong thanks to a metal filling that he had.

Godzilla punched King Kong as they banged into each other. King Kong hit the ground. Godzilla roared. He now had his first win and wanted the whole world to know it. He was so caught up in the celebration that he didn’t notice King Kong disappear into a form of energy and fly off. Godzilla shot off one final blast to blow up a volcano and then left to parts unknown.

Ep 7 is now out! This is one of the most commented battles on my site so it’s time that it got a battle!

Gohan was sparring by himself in the woods. It had been less than a week since the Cell Games, but he had vowed that he would be ready for the next threat. After all, with Goku on a vacation on the other side of the planet, it was up to him to be the strongest guy in town!

With the flick of his wrist, Gohan unleashed a bright yellow bolt of energy that completely vaporized a mountain. His powers had been steadily rising each day, but Gohan was not sure why. Still, with great power came great villains and that made his training all the more urgent. “HA” Gohan yelled as he punched some more mountains.

He hit the rock a little harder than he had intended and giant chunks flew threw the air. They scattered at faster than light speeds in all directions. “Uh oh,” Gohan gasped as he realized that he may have doomed the entire solar system!

Quickly Gohan gathered his wits and started charging up Ki for a giant pulse of energy. “HAAAA” He yelled as he let the energy consume everything that was around him. It quickly caught up to the pieces and vaporized them…all except for one that had been too far.

Gohan quickly flew after it, but saw that the rock was about to hit a guy with a bright red cape and a really slick S emblem on his chest. “Watch out sir!” Gohan exclaimed as he tried to go even faster. “Don’t worry son, I’ve got this!” Superman said with his usual tone of arrogance as he punched the rock into a billion pieces.

“That’s some power you’ve got there,” Gohan said as he landed. “I was about to say the same thing,” Superman responded as he looked away. “You’re the son of Goku, the Legendary Super Saiyan right?” Superman asked as he took off his cape and started ironing out the wrinkles.

“That’s right,” Gohan said as he wondered what Superman was getting at. “Well, how about a match. It’ll be fun and a good way to test our abilities. I mean, I’m just saiyan and all, but it would be cool,” What Superman didn’t mention was that he only wanted to beat Gohan so he could tell Goku about it. “Plus a win under my belt would be pretty cool!” Superman thought as he clenched his fist.

“Yeah, Goku told me about when you guys fought,” Gohan said as he recalled the memory. “Okay, come at me,” Gohan said as he got ready to fight. “Goku warned me that this guy is really weak so I’ll need to hold back,” Gohan thought as he lowered his Ki level.

Superman wasted no time as he charged towards Gohan and threw a punch. Gohan grabbed Superman’s fist with one hand and used his other to slam 300joules of energy into Superman. The force of the impact smashed Superman into a mountain.

“I was going all out there…..how’d he do that!” Superman thought as he prepared for his next strike. It never came as Gohan appeared in front of Superman and punched him in the stomach. The impact felt like a dozen Hershey bars landing on your head at once!

Superman went down like a sack of potatos. “Great Scott! He’s even stronger than Goku,” Superman thought as Gohan started charging a ball of blue energy. “KAAAAAAA,” he began. “I know what comes next!” Superman thought as he took a step back. “MEEEEEHAAAAMEEEEE,” Gohan continued.

Greatly alarmed Superman started flying towards Gohan. “If I lose, you lose first!” Superman declared as he was almost upon Gohan. “HAAAAAAA!” Gohan yelled as the energy ball was quickly turned into a gigantic laser blast the engulfed Superman. The blast was bigger than the whole planet! “AHHHHHHHH” Superman yelled as he lost consciousness.

“Good thing I only used minimal energy on that attack,” Gohan thought as he picked up Superman and threw him all the way home. “Hey, I’m 1-0 now like Goku,” Gohan thought happily as he flew home. Meanwhile Superman woke up and grabbed a slice of pizza. “Next time……things will be different,” he declared as he reached for some soda.

Ep 6 is now out!

Indiana Jones was at a bar drinking sprite. He had always known that Sprite was the best drink out there, but still had beer in public to show that he was tough stuff! Since he was alone it was okay to enjoy he soda. The bar started shaking. “Sounds like a Kaiju attack,” Master Chief sputtered. He was far too drunk to feel anything.

Indiana Jones quickly took a drink of his sprite so Master Chief couldn’t tell that it was beer. Of course he was much too far away and even if he had seen the Sprite he wouldn’t have been able to tell. After another tremor caused Indiana Jones to drop his sprite he figured he may as well check what was happening.

Meanwhile Sentry 459 was walking around. His giant arms smashing into buildings left and right. “If only those buildings weren’t in the way. Then I wouldn’t have to keep banging them,” Sentry 459 thought as he kept walking. He saw a small organic walk towards him with a gun. “Pitiful Organics,” he thought as he ignored the creature. “Eat lead machine,” Indiana Jones yelled as he ire a bullet. It bounced off of Sentry 459 and headed towards Jones.

Quickly Indiana Jones ducked and the bullet whizzed over his head. “Looks like bullets won’t work,” Indiana Jones said to himself as he put his gun away. He only had one weapon in his arsenal that could possibly stop the creature. He took out his whip. It was a Longshot, but maybe he could do it. Indiana Jones started spinning his whip. Back and Forth. Back and Forth. He was glad that he could keep up with Sentry 459 by walking. This way he could keep spinning.

Finally, Indiana Jones threw the whip around Sentry 459. Sentry 459 turned towards Indiana Jones and shot an energy blast. Indiana Jones jumped out of the way and grabbed a motorcycle. “Catch me if you can!” Indiana Jones yelled as he zoomed off. “The organic is running away. Well, I think I’ll blast him and keep going,” with that thought Sentry 459 casually fired an energy blast and kept going.

Poor Indiana Jones thought he had caught the Sentry 459’s attention and drove off. The energy blast was going pretty fast and picking up speed. Indiana Jones quickly jumped off of his motorcycle and managed to catch a speeding car. “That energy blast can’t catch me!? Indiana Jones taunted as the car kept going. Too bad it didn’t have a driver because the next second Indiana Jones found himself banging a wall.

“NOOOOO!” He yelled as the blast hit him. Indiana Jones hit the ground. “I lose,” he thought as he fainted. Indiana Jones was a brave man, but he didn’t exactly have the power to take on someone like Sentry 459. Perhaps nobody does, but that’s for another story.

The End

Due to high ratings I decided to do the 5th chapter ahead of time!

It was a typical day at the Mushroom Kingdom. Peach hadn’t been kidnapped yet so she had went on a stroll. She hadn’t been seen for roughly an hour so Mario and Luigi figured that maybe Bowser had kidnapped her. Luigi decided that they should go save her, but Mario blocked his path. “It’s a trap!” Mario yelled as he spun his cap and threw it in the air.

“WAHOOOO,” Mario yelled as he jumped and caught his cap. He used a flip to land. “Ever the showoff eh Mario,” Luigi replied. He was hardly in the mood for Mario’s games. “We’ve went through many traps in the past,” Luigi said as he tried to go past Mario.

“True…but only one of us should risk it. If he’s not heard from in 2 weeks then the other will call for backup from the Super Smash squad,” Mario decided while spinning. “Fine, but I’ll go,” Luigi declared as he jumped over Mario. “Not so fast,” Mario said as he grabbed Luigi by the leg and threw him back.

“What is it,” Luigi inquired as he reached for his hammer. “We’ll fight to decide who goes. It’ll count on our Tournament Smashers record anyway,” Mario said as he threw his cap in the air. “Fine,” Luigi said as he threw a fireball which blasted Mario’s cap away. Of course it didn’t melt the cap because the cap is made of sterner stuff!

Using big strides Mario ran towards the cap, but Luigi jumped in front of him. He swung his hammer at Mario, but Mario kicked the hammer out of his hand and charged up a fireball. “MARIO!” Luigi yelled as Mario blasted him through a mountain. Mario snatched the cap and put it on. Unable to contain his excitement, he jumped in the air. “WAHOOO!” He yelled as he spun around. Mario noticed a storm brewing.

Lightning was coming form the mountain that he blasted Luigi into. “MAMA MIA!” Mario yelled as a blast of lightning hit him. “WAHAHAHAHOOOO!” Mario exclaimed as he hit the ground. Luigi jumped from the mountain and tried to use an elbow strike on Mario. Mario dodged and grabbed a mushroom. Luigi lunged for it, but Mario sidestepped him.

With a smirk Mario ate the mushroom. Mario feigned surprise as he started growing bigger. “Musta been the pasta!” He yelled as he grew taller than a skyscraper. “MARIO!” Luigi yelled as he jumped towards him. “Bye Bye,” Mario said as he punched Luigi into the ground. Knowing that the fight was over, Mario headed towards Bowser’s castle.

Meanwhile Luigi woke up. He looked glumly at his watch. He was now 0-1, but at least he was ahead of Superman! With that happy thought he got up and headed back to the castle. Little did he know that Mario would be in greater danger than anyone could have ever realized!

The End

The 4th chapter is now up!

Red Hulk had been on monitor duty in the Avengers Mansion. One of the buttons started glowing which meant someone was trying to make contact. Captain America’s face appeared on the screen. “How’d it go Cap?” Red Hulk asked as he clicked the button so it would stop glowing.

“Not too well I’m afraid. That Batman guy beat me good, but enough about that. There’s a disturbance in Dentech City and I need you to go check it out,” Captain America replies. “Roger that, Red Hulk out,” Red Hulk affirmed as he turned the screen off.

He looked at the garage. There were over 500 vehicles to choose from, but he had no time for that. Instead he jumped through the wall. With his muscle power he could make it there in about a minute. He knew that whatever threat was attacking wouldn’t be enough to stop him. He was the Red Hulk! With those happy thoughts running through him, he landed in Dentech City.

The Disturbance wasn’t hard to locate. He saw a giant lizard looking monster. He checked his Tournament Smashers device just in case. “GODZILLA!” Red Hulk couldn’t help yelling when he saw the name. Godzilla’s head turned towards Red Hulk. He opened his mouth and Red Hulk could see blue energy forming within. “Uh oh,” Red Hulk said forgetting to dodge.

The blast knocked him through a couple of buildings. The blast didn’t actually hurt him of course because….He’s Red Hulk! He got up and charged towards Godzilla. Godzilla has already turned around to blast some buildings, so he wasn’t expecting the hit.

Red Hulk knocked him to the ground. “Try stopping me now!” Red Hulk boasted as he grabbed a car and threw it at Godzilla. Godzilla caught it and slammed the car on Red Hulk. Red Hulk managed to catch the car and used judo to throw Godzilla.

Godzilla banged a building. That’s when Red Hulk noticed an energy gun lying on the ground. He got it and blasted Godzilla. Godzilla roared. Red Hulk realize that Godzilla seemed to roar every 10 seconds. With a plan in mind, Red Hulk ran towards Godzilla. Godzilla shot a blast, but because he had started to roar, the blast missed Red Hulk. Red Hulk charged up and unleashed a devastating punch.

Not even Godzilla can take punches like that and he went down. Just in case Red Hulk used some buildings to tie Godzilla up. “Good work soldier,” Captain America said as he arrived hours later. “It wasn’t good work Cap. It was Great work,” With that last bold remark, Red Hulk headed back to the mansion. He was a 1-0 fighter…and he knew it!

The End

The third installment of Tournament Smashers has arrived!

Batman had been patrolling the streets of Metropolis while Superman was away. (See Broly vs Superman for details) It had been a pretty uneventful day. The usual bank robbers, but nothing that he couldn’t handle. He had been about to call it a day when he saw a man in a bright costume standing on a roof.

Batman shot out his grappling hook and swung over. “Hello Batman, I’m here on official buisness from Washington,” the man stated as he held out his hand. Batman didn’t extend his in greeting. Shaken, the man let his hand fall to his side. “My name is Captain America, and by order of the President I’m bringing you in,” Cap stated. The wind seemed to blow a little more fiercely.

The eerie silence chilled Cap to the bone. “Don’t resist Batman, it’ll just make it harder on both of us,” Cap said as he took out the hancuffs. Batman quickly struck his fist out, but Cap had been expecting that and sidestepped the blow. Of course, Batman didn’t become the legend he is today by twiddling his thumbs! He threw a solid roundhouse kick aimed at Cap’s head.

Cap ducked, but he noticed a round shaped object. “No,” Cap exclaimed as he jumped from the building as the object blew up and smoke filled the air. Cap managed to grab a flagpole and hurled him self through the air. The sky grew dark as Cap noticed Batman gliding towards him. “You’ve forced my hand,” Cap said as he threw his iconic shield at Batman. Without so much as a blink Batman caught the shield and smashed Cap with it.

Cap got hurled through a window and hit the ground. “You’re pretty good Batman, but you don’t have army training,” Cap said as he got up. Batman threw the shield, but Cap caught it. “You’ll regret that,” Cap stated as he started running towards Batman. “I don’t think so,” Batman said as the shield started zapping Cap.

“I was careless he thought as he noticed an electronic gadget on the shield. Cap tore it off and tackled Batman. They fell out the window and hit a car. Fortunately they were only 2 stories up, but the fall still took the wind out of Batman. “Surrender,” Cap yelled as he threw Batman to the ground.

“I don’t surrender,” Batman declared as he threw a batarang. Cap had read the reports and knew that some batarangs would explode on impact, so instead of blocking the batarang he simply dodged. Cap jumped off the car and attacked Batman with a flying kick. Batman caught his leg and threw him against a wall.

Cap got up with lightning speed and threw his shield at Batman. Batman ducked and released a net from his left hand that engulfed the shield. “Still think you can win,” Batman inquired as he reached into his utility belt. “With me, anything’s a weapon,” Cap said as he grabbed a convenient trash can lid and threw it at Batman.

The explosive disc Batman had just grabbed was wrenched from his hand. It blew up in the air, scattering dust all around. “Now’s my chance,” Cap thought as he ran in. The two of them exchanged many blows. Any ordinary human would have passed out long ago, but these two are far from ordinary! Finally, the smoke cleared and only one was standing.

Cap was on the ground, barely conscious. “Go back to Washington,” Batman stated as he shot his grappling hook into the air. His Batplane came out from behind a building and latched on. It flew off into parts unknown. “Looks like I lost my first battle,” Cap thought as he picked himself up and started to head back to Avengers mansion.

Batman got off at the Daily Planet. Clark Kent still wasn’t back. “That’s odd,” Batman had thought since the explosions had stopped in the direction Superman had gone. Deciding he’d better check it out, Batman got back in the plane and flew off. After all he was 1-0, who could stop him now?

The End

The next edition of Tournament Smashers is now here!!

It had been around a week since Superman had fought Goku. He’d been flying from city to city looking for some easy wins. Unfortunately..he hadn’t found any yet. Suddenly he sensed a high power level zooming towards him. “Great Scott!” Superman yelled as he got punched 100 feet into the ground.

“What kind of being is this?” Superman wondered as he struggled to get up. Before he could the being landed on him with such pressure and speed that Superman got blasted through the ground. The two of them landed in the jungle.

“Enough of this,” Superman said as he punched the opponent off of him. The being didn’t even go 5 feet before using an aura burst to stop his movement. “Who are you?” Superman asked as he stood up and dramatically made his eyes glow.

“Now you die,” The opponent exclaimed as he shot a giant green energy ball at Superman. “It’s too fast!” Superman exclaimed as it hit him. Superman got launched through a cliff and landed in the water. That’s when Superman remembered about the Tournament Smashers. He checked his watch. If he was reading the data correctly, it meant that his opponent was Broly.

“I didn’t get much warning…but now I’m ready,” Superman declared as he flew out of the water. “What,” Superman yelled as Broly slammed him right back in. “Can’t move,” Superman said as he tried to get up. “No good, the pressure’s too much,” Superman thought. Meanwhile Broly was charging up another attack.

“This will finish it!” He yelled as he fired the blast. “This is the end,” Superman thought as the blast went closer. “Dont’ worry, I’ve got ya,” a voice said as Superman was quickly grabbed and flown away. The blast left a large crater on the ground.

Thinking that Superman was finished, Broly flew away. He cared little about the actual tournament, but the fact that he’d now have an excuse to destroy the “strongest” fighters in the universe excited him. Meanwhile Superman was carried to an island.

“Who are you,” Superman asked while trying to gather his bearings. “You can call me Megaman,” the guy proclaimed as his hand turned into a cannon. “You want to fight me as well?” Superman asked, deeply hoping that this wasn’t the case.

“Nah, you’re already at 0-2. Besides, I think I’m gonna go take on Broly,” With that the Blue Bomber dashed off into the clouds. Superman was pretty sad. Not only had he lost his first two matches, but he was also saved by a kid. “Next time, things will be dif-,” Superman was caught off because at that moment he saw a boulder flying towards him.

The End

The First Edition of Tournament Smasher is now out. I hope you guys enjoy it!

This battle takes place a couple of days before the Cell Games. Perry White had told Clark Kent to get an interview with Goku, but Goku’s friends had said he was too busy. Thinking fast as per usual Kent told them that he was Superman. They quickly brought Goku.

“Wanna spar?” Goku asked. Superman noticed a certain change in the air and could tell that this was no average fighter. His interest piqued, Superman accepted the challenge, but with some conditions. “If I win, then you give me that interview…and if I lose…I’ll go beat Cell for you,” Superman said with a slight undertone of arrogance.

“You’re no match for Cell, but that’s okay since I’m gonna win,” Goku replied. Superman couldn’t notice any arrogance in his tone and knew that Goku was just saying what he thought was the truth. Superman felt bad for him. “The poor guy actually thinks he can beat me” Superman thought with a sigh.

2 hours later. Both fighters were face to face on a rugged valley. “There’s nobody around for miles so we can fight all out,” Goku said as he went into a unique fighting pose. “Oh man….what kind of fighting post is that!?” Superman thought as he mentally facepalmed.

“Well, here I come,” Superman exclaimed as he disappeared from sight. Of course he hadn’t actually disappeared, but was simply going too fast for the human eye to see. What Superman didn’t know was that Goku was no ordinary human! (The world thinks he’s just a strong guy)

Goku lifted his arm which was glowing bright yellow. “HAAAAAAAA” He yelled as the power emanating from his arm started blowing everything away. “It’s like a tornado, but 100X worse than any I’ve seen!” Superman thought as he fell into a mountain.

“Cmon! Come at me with everything that you’ve got or this won’t be any fun,” Goku exclaimed as he dissapeared. Superman braced himself for an attack, but Goku suddenly appeared above him. “Miss me,” he taunted as he punched Superman in the face.

Superman smashed into a mountain over 10 miles away. “That punch nearly broke every bone in my body!” Superman thought as he struggled to get up. “Sorry…I wouldn’t have punched so hard…if I knew that you were this weak,” Goku said as he extended an arm to help Superman up.
“Can I still get that interview?” Superman asked while trying not to think about how badly he was humiliated. “Sure, but not now. I need to get ready for the Cell Games!” Goku said as he flew off at such high speeds that Superman couldn’t even begin to comprehend it.

Goku flew home. “I’m back guys!” he exclaimed as he grabbed some pizza. “Good, because this just came in,” Vegeta snarled in his usual gruff tone as he threw a paper at Goku. Goku quickly caught it..not letting on that it almost flew past him.

“The Ultimate Tournament……sounds interesting!” Goku yelled as he jumped up. All of the food fell off the table. “Yes, Kakarot, we’ll all be fighting various opponents and our records will show how well we perform. “Of course my record will be much greater than yours,” Vegeta said with a smirk. “Assuming we live past the Cell Games right?” Krillin squeaked.

“Don’t worry guys..I’m pretty much invincible!” Goku exclaimed with a laugh. “Hate to break the party guys, but it’s already started!” Bulma exclaimed as she turned the paper over. “There’s more,” Goku cried as he looked at the other side.

“So, that fight against Superman counted as a win?” Goku said as he scratched his head. He didn’t quite get it. “Yes, apparently all battles starting today count as official tournament battles. Also you can’t fight anyone more than once,” Bulma said as she finished reading the letter.

“HA! I already have a better record than you Vegeta!” Goku exclaimed as he danced around the table. “Not for long Kakarot…not for long,” Vegeta thought as he grinned. Meanwhile at the Daily Planet, Superman was reading the same letter.

“Great Scott! Because of that loss I’m in last place,” Superman thought as he frowned. This was obviously not fair, but for now he would live with the loss. “Besides, with my speed he could quickly rack up the wins,” He thought to himself as he watched the moon come into view.

The End