Bass vs The Noid


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The Noid may have water balloons and missilles, but those weapons don’t scare Bass. Bass is not the type of opponent who feels fear and that is because Bass is virtually invincible. His barriers can protect him from anything that The Noid can dish out and a single hit would end the fight. The Noid is not exactly known for his durability as a good box of pizza has been shown to overwhelm him. Bass wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs The Noid


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I’m afraid that this is a blowout for The Noid! The Noid can shoot blasts of thunder, teleport, and even has some very basic super speed. This helps to account for the fact that he is only about as big as Balki’s shoe…although he had a growth spurt in his video game where he uses a mean YoYo! Balki seems like a reasonably tough adult, but he was not ready to face off against a meta human threat! The Noid wins.