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Lazerman vs Samus X

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Samus X is a fake Samus who is vastly stronger than Samus yet lost in the end for no apparent reason. He was even invincible until Samus got the super missiles. So Samus shouldn’t have won, yet she did….oh well. Lazerman wins this because he has hundreds of dark chips. Sadly after the match the dark chips would delete him. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Bowser

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Bowser and Lazerman both sit in thrones and try to defeat the main chaaracter. Sadly they lose to human plumbers and 12 year old boys. Of course Lazerman was never suckered the way Bowser has. Lazerman also crushed some buildings, something Bowser will never do. Bowser’s Giga Bowser form probably wouldn’t make a difference. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Living Laser

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The Living Laser is fighting the notorious Lazerman. Living Laser can move at light speed and go to energy form. In that form he can absorb all of Lazerman’s attacks. So that means Lazerman has no shot in a million! But Living Laser tends to get overconfident and go to human form. At that moment Lazerman would take him out.

Lazerman vs Mandarin

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The Mandarin is a classic Ironman villain who’s been around for a while. Sadly for him he’s an old man so forget about hand to hand combat. Mandarin has to rely on rings and that doesn’t usually go well. Recently Ironman managed to shoot Mandarin with a unibeam and Mandarin banged his own virus and was seemingly destroyed. So as long as you’re fast enough the rings don’t matter. Sadly Lazerman can’t do that because speed isn’t his thing. Lazerman still has beams and dark chips so he pulls out a win.

Lazerman vs Grave Joker

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Lazerman is finally fighting his future counter part Grave Joker. Grave Joker has a lot of abilities similar to Lazerman. His lazer attack is even spelled with a Z. He has Lazerman’s two antennas’ in the back. Now with Lazerman having lost his last 2 matches he might have lost confidence, but not so. Lazerman can still take him. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Hollow

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Wow after all of this time Hollow is finally back. Hollow is one of the strongest Star Force villains out there. He almost held his own against Bly the strongest Star Force character in existence. Some people thought Hollow was the new Lazerman, but with Grave Joker that’s doubtful. Hollow has more endurance and attack power than Lazerman. Lazerman is good but Hollow is improved. Hollow wins.

Lazerman vs Ganondorf

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Lazerman is back for more. Sadly for him he’s fighting an evil man. This guy is so evil it scares people. While it wouldn’t be able to scare Lazerman he might slash him. Since we know Lazerman’s defense is his weakness that might end the fight for him. Ganondorf has gotten a new win. Ganondorf wins.

Not Anymore. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Black Doom

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Well Lazerman won his last 2 matches so this one might sting a bit more than usual. Black Doom is more powerful than Lazerman. He also has a super form which would have looked better, but Shadow took him out. That’s to be expected of course. Otherwise his super form’s pretty good. Black Doom wins.

Lazerman vs Dracula (Batman)

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Lazerman is fighting another vampire, except this vampire is no laughing matter. He almost beat Batman…..big whoop. Lazerman can beat Batman because of his raw power. It’s good he’s also quick because one good punch and it’s all over for Lazerman. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Dracula

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Lazerman is back and this time he’s fighting a vampire. Dracula is a very popular figure in media and real life. His powers aren’t that impressive. Lazerman has beams and attack power. His crucial weakness is his defense. For a darkloid with so much power his defense leaves much to be desired…hint “charge shot” Lazerman wins.