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Balki Bartokomous vs Bart Simpson

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As tough as Balki Bartokomous is, I don’t think that he can take down Bart. Bart’s just a kid upon first glance, but after that is when you realize that he is actually quite deadly. He’s a good shot and one bullet would be enough to take Balki out of the fight. Balki is a decent fighter I suppose, but he’s just a regular guy. He’s never had proper hand to hand combat training and I don’t see that changing anytime soon. Bart is more of a professional than Balki and his guns will lead him to victory. Bart Simpson wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Blossom Russo

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Balki Bartokomous is back and he’s up against a new fighter! Blossom Russo was the main character of a show that I have never seen. That being said, it is about as realistic as the Perfect Strangers which is where Balki is from. Neither of these two fighters have ever gained super powers, but I’m inclined to believe that Balki would have the slight edge in a fight. His superior strength would help him out as he takes the win. Balki Bartokomous wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Larry Appleton

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This is what I’d call a pretty even match. Both of these combatants have what it takes to win the round, but you can expect it to be a close battle. I’m giving Balki the slight edge here, but it could really go either way and there are a lot of variables to consider. Balki just seems like he will be able to go to the distance with his decent strength and finesse. Poor Larry will have to take another loss. Balki Bartokomous wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Walter White

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Walter White has a gun and he is experienced in destroying all of the foes who stand in his way. Balki is a tough nut to crack, but he has never had to deal with a powerful opponent before. I can’t say that I like Balki’s odds and he may be doomed to a quick defeat here. When the chips are down, the tough get going, but that may not include Balki this time. Balki has dropped down the ranks many times before, so one more can’t hurt. Walter White wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Michonne

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Balki Bartokomous is back for another loss. This character seriously can’t catch a break and he still has quite a few more rounds to go. Michonne has a katana and that is all that she will need to defeat Balki. Balki has no real weapons to speak of and he doesn’t have the same battle experience that Michonne has accumulated anyway. Balki is seriously outgunned here and he is doomed to lose. Michonne wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs The Noid

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I’m afraid that this is a blowout for The Noid! The Noid can shoot blasts of thunder, teleport, and even has some very basic super speed. This helps to account for the fact that he is only about as big as Balki’s shoe…although he had a growth spurt in his video game where he uses a mean YoYo! Balki seems like a reasonably tough adult, but he was not ready to face off against a meta human threat! The Noid wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Rick Grimes

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Balki Bartokomous is about to take a pretty heavy loss here. Rick Grimes has a gun, but he doesn’t even need it here. When it comes down to who is the better fighter, the answer is undoubtedly clear. Rick has the edge in every possible area and the only outcome that can possibly happen is that Balki will have to lose. He’s had a rough time on the blog so far…maybe that will change soon. Rick Grimes wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Barugon

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Balki Bartokomous is back and now he’s up against Barugon! Barugon has the power of rainbows at his disposal so he is certainly not to be taken lightly. We won’t make that mistake, but he’s still a Kaiju to be reckoned with. Balki Bartokomous has no tools at his disposal, which can help to overturn this match so he’s simply doomed to be defeated this time. He really has no chance of victory here. Barugon wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Shuma Gorath

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Balki Bartokomous is back and now he’s facing off against one of Marvel’s more mysterious monsters. Shuma Gorath is a foe who managed to make it onto the Marvel vs Capcom roster and I’m sure that many people were surprised when he did. Luckily for us, that means that Shuma Gorath got a whole moveset to himself. This gave him many new attacks, which cements his victory over Balki. Generic hits will be enough to win this round. Shuma Gorath wins.

Dr Light (DC) vs Balki Bartokomous

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Balki Bartokomous is back, but now he’s up against Dr Light! This is Dr Light’s debut on the blog. It’s definitely a happy day for his fans. He was a fun villain in the Teen Titans show, but he’s not nearly as good in the comics. Still, his light abilities should allow him to defeat Balki rather quickly. A human can never stop him! Dr Light (DC) wins.