Cutman has cutters that can defeat Glyde pretty easily. Glyde never was much of a fighter. In fact he could never beat Cutman. Luckily this is his final fight and someone else will have to take the mantle. Cutman wins.
Glyde is in luck. Ring is his second last opponent. He will e freed from his torment. Of course first he’ll have to lose again to someone as weak as Ring. The Humanity of it all. At least Ring scores another win. Ring wins.
Turboman has some turbo powers. With them he can easily defeat Glyde and make it look easy. That’s how good he is. Glyde didn’t stand a chance. Luckily for Glyde this is one of his final matches and then he’s over. Turboman wins.
Jammingman has thunder powers that can quickly defeat Glyde. Glyde may have a barrier but it won’t do much good against Jammingman. Jammingman is just a force of nature. There’s no way for Glyde to win. Jammingman wins.
Bowlman has bowling pins that can defeat Glyde. Because for all of Glyde’s power, he can’t beat Bowlman. Bowlman has this match. Bowlman even made it to the undernet and lived for a while, before meeting a tragic end. Bowlman wins.
Hatman has some magic. And with that magic he can beat Glyde up fast. Glyde just doesn’t have the power to take him on. Hatman is definitely not one of the strongest fighters but he still does have more skills. Hatman wins.
Well Glyde’s really been getting beat up lately. Napalmman would just keep blasting and blasting him until there’s nothing left. Glyde is doomed. But he might make it eventually. Napalmman is doing a lot better. Napalmman wins.
Meddy has crossfusion. With it she can beat Glyde. Glyde just can’t win these kinds of matches. Glyde has a sword and a barrier but they just don’t work the way they used too. Glyde loses again, NOOOO. Meddy wins.
Videoman can make clones plus fast foward and rewind time. Glyde has a barrier, but for how long I wonder. I don’t think Glyde could handle the pressure of fighting Videoman. It might be too much to handle. Videoman wins.
Kingman has chess pieces that act as body guards to save him. They could take on Glyde, or at least wound him enough for Kingman to finish him. Glyde’s doing pretty bad but he’s almost over. Kingman wins.