Category Archives: Lazerman Battles

Lazerman vs Cosmoman

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Cosmoman is here to kick off the Cosmic Arc, but is this a good thing? Maybe not. If Cosmoman can’t even beat Lazerman (Which he can’t) than how can he expect to make it in the big leagues. Cosmoman looks fairly weak in the anime and games. He didn’t look so hot in the manga either. Lazerman wins. But now I found out that Cosmoman merged with Nebula Grey so…… Cosmoman wins.

Lazerman vs Venom

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Venom is arguably Spiderman’s toughest villain. He’s so much stronger than Spiderman it’s not even funny. Lazerman has beams and stuff but Venom can dodge them and take him over. The symbiote will either delete him or make him jump off a cliff. Venom has a weakness against sound but Lazerman won’t be able to make much noise. But Lazerman has his dark crossfusion. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Emperor Ing

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For this battle I had to do a lot of reserch. I don’t play Metroid 2, but I had to watch all cutscenes and gameplay with Emperor Ing to make sure this battle was accurate. I saw his three forms. None of them looked that impressive. Lazerman doesn’t have that much defense but his attack power should be enough to take on Emperor Ing. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Dark Link

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Lazerman will now fight Dark Link. Dark Link is a tough fighter for sure but Lazerman can still beat Dark Link. Dark Link has the Dark Master Sword, and his sword skills are intense. His sword would do heavy duty damage to Lazerman. Sadly for him he’s not that fast compared to Lazerman and his swordsmanship can’t compete with Lazerman’s power. Lazerman wins.

Fanfic version below

Lasers vs Swords

Lazerman vs Ultron

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Ultron is a robot with many abilities. He can absorb energy and fire it. He has super strength and super speed. He is also extremely smart and there are over a thousand of him. Lazerman is pretty strong but he is only one man fighting an army. Even if there were a hundred Lazermen it would not matter. Ultron’s debut is a success. Ultron wins, but Lazerman is too powerful to lose. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs King Boo

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King Boo has a haunted mansion, but no minions. All of them are curently unavailable at a casino. Lazerman is a much higher being than King Boo. Lazerman has beams and dark chips. With these Lazerman can easily beat King Boo. King Boo will have to hope for weaker opponents to bring his record up. If only King Boo had a decent attack ecause Lazerman’s defense is pretty weak. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Samus X

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Samus X is a fake Samus who is vastly stronger than Samus yet lost in the end for no apparent reason. He was even invincible until Samus got the super missiles. So Samus shouldn’t have won, yet she did….oh well. Lazerman wins this because he has hundreds of dark chips. Sadly after the match the dark chips would delete him. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Bowser

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Bowser and Lazerman both sit in thrones and try to defeat the main chaaracter. Sadly they lose to human plumbers and 12 year old boys. Of course Lazerman was never suckered the way Bowser has. Lazerman also crushed some buildings, something Bowser will never do. Bowser’s Giga Bowser form probably wouldn’t make a difference. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Living Laser

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The Living Laser is fighting the notorious Lazerman. Living Laser can move at light speed and go to energy form. In that form he can absorb all of Lazerman’s attacks. So that means Lazerman has no shot in a million! But Living Laser tends to get overconfident and go to human form. At that moment Lazerman would take him out.

Lazerman vs Mandarin

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The Mandarin is a classic Ironman villain who’s been around for a while. Sadly for him he’s an old man so forget about hand to hand combat. Mandarin has to rely on rings and that doesn’t usually go well. Recently Ironman managed to shoot Mandarin with a unibeam and Mandarin banged his own virus and was seemingly destroyed. So as long as you’re fast enough the rings don’t matter. Sadly Lazerman can’t do that because speed isn’t his thing. Lazerman still has beams and dark chips so he pulls out a win.