Chief Wiggum vs Segata Sanshiro

Suggested by Adrogoz Wiggum is back, but I’m afraid that he won’t fare so well against a man like Segata. Segata is a master at hand to hand combat and is a lot quicker than the Chief. Wiggum will still be reaching for his donuts when Segata is pounding him into the ground. This just isn’t a very even match and should be over in the blink of an eye. Segata Sanshiro wins.

Chief Wiggum vs Nami

Suggested by Adrogoz Chief Wiggum is one of those police chiefs who doesn’t do a lot of work, but will still show up in time for the donuts. If anything it is rather admirable, but that won’t be enough for him to win this round. Nami can easily zap him with a thunder bolt and then that will be the end of him. The Chief just isn’t much of a fighter so he can hardly be expected to react in time to an attack like that. Nami wins.