Barney Battles, Battles, Gigan Battles

Gigan vs Barney




Suggested by Destroyer Barney is really an iconic figure. He’s helped a lot of kids learn valuable life lessons throughout his career and that’s definitely a pretty important thing to do. Still, he doesn’t have a whole lot of combat experience and that’s really going to come back to bite him here. What can he hope to do against a Kaiju like Gigan? His durability is too high for Barney to deal any damage so at that point it’s basically game over. Gigan wins.

Barney Battles, Battles, Ebirah Battles

Ebirah vs Barney


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Barney is a pretty likable guy, but he’s not a good match for Ebirah. Ebirah is much larger than Barney and his strength is matched only by his ferociousness. Barney wouldn’t last a minute in the ring against Ebirah and I don’t believe that Barney could deal any damage to this fearsome Kaiju. He’ll have to take a respectable loss. Ebirah wins.

Barney Battles, Battles, Mecha Godzilla 2 Battles

Mecha Godzilla 2 vs Barney


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I bet you guys never thought you’d see good ole Barney back on the blog! Barney is a dinosaur so in theory he should be pretty tough, but I don’t think that anyone would seriously pick him over Mecha Godzilla 2. Mecha Godzilla 2 has taken on Godzilla in the past and he’s very tough. Mecha Godzilla 2 wins.

Barney Battles, Battles, Martian Manhunter Battles

Martian Manhunter vs Barney




Martian Manhunter has enough power to fight with the likes of Superman. Barney takes the loss in this match. His skills are good, but not as good as the Martian Manhunter’s. Martian Manhunter rises in the rankings, while Barney drops. A drop this late in the game could be deadly. Martian Manhunter wins.