Grumpy Bear vs Barney




Suggested by Sonic Barney’s a nice dinosaur but he is totally outclassed here. Grumpy Bear has a ton of pretty great feats. Even if you ignore the various levels of Toon Force, Grumpy Bear can still fire off energy blasts, has a decent amount of speed, flight, etc. He can blast away at Barney from the sky and that’ll be the end of that. Barney has no real long range options to consider and his days of teaching the world how to be nicer have dulled his fighting senses. Grumpy Bear wins.

Gigan vs Barney




Suggested by Destroyer Barney is really an iconic figure. He’s helped a lot of kids learn valuable life lessons throughout his career and that’s definitely a pretty important thing to do. Still, he doesn’t have a whole lot of combat experience and that’s really going to come back to bite him here. What can he hope to do against a Kaiju like Gigan? His durability is too high for Barney to deal any damage so at that point it’s basically game over. Gigan wins.

Ebirah vs Barney


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Barney is a pretty likable guy, but he’s not a good match for Ebirah. Ebirah is much larger than Barney and his strength is matched only by his ferociousness. Barney wouldn’t last a minute in the ring against Ebirah and I don’t believe that Barney could deal any damage to this fearsome Kaiju. He’ll have to take a respectable loss. Ebirah wins.

Mecha Godzilla 2 vs Barney


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I bet you guys never thought you’d see good ole Barney back on the blog! Barney is a dinosaur so in theory he should be pretty tough, but I don’t think that anyone would seriously pick him over Mecha Godzilla 2. Mecha Godzilla 2 has taken on Godzilla in the past and he’s very tough. Mecha Godzilla 2 wins.

Godzilla vs Barney



Godzilla is back and now he’s up against Barney! Barney is a powerful guy who knows how to pwn when he has too. Of course Barney still can’t take down someone as powerful as Godzilla. Godzilla is the King of the Monsters and he knows how to pwn and take names! Godzilla wins.

Martian Manhunter vs Barney




Martian Manhunter has enough power to fight with the likes of Superman. Barney takes the loss in this match. His skills are good, but not as good as the Martian Manhunter’s. Martian Manhunter rises in the rankings, while Barney drops. A drop this late in the game could be deadly. Martian Manhunter wins.

Barney vs Ronald McDonald




The toughest match of Barney’s career. Ronald McDonald is a pretty tough character and doesn’t go down easy. He even got his own TV Show which was pretty hardcore in it’s own right. This is a close fight, but in the end Ronald is stronger. Ronald McDonald wins.