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Mieruko-chan Review

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It’s time to take a look at a horror anime! I haven’t seen very many of those so this would be fun. Granted I’d say it’s also part comedy so not a full on horror but the visuals can get intense. The anime never quite manages to match up to the manga version in that area as the manga really feels like a true “Holding nothing back” horror all the way. The anime unfortunately has a big fanservice issue that the manga mainly avoids and that does end up being a crushing blow. Still there’s some fun stuff here as well so lets dive into the world of the supernatural.

The series starts by introducing us to Miko. She was living an ordinary life when she begins to see supernatural spirits. They are all incredibly scary and she has to try and keep a straight face or else they will realize that she can see them. This means Miko has to often just sit there and endure whatever visions she sees. Her best friend Hana is completely oblivious though so Miko also has to make sure to manipulate her so that she doesn’t crash into any ghosts. It really is a full time job but one that she is absolutely ready for…because she has no choice in the matter. So begins a new chapter in her life. Will anyone be able to help save her from this predicament??

This show’s fairly quick at only 12 episodes and most of those are stand alones. We only just start to touch on the more serious plot based episodes by the end so for the most part it’s really just a lot of episodes of Miko getting scared the whole time and trying to keep it together. The opening definitely reflects this well as it’s the most I’ve heard the word “Stop” in an opening ever. That’s basically all the lines in the beginning and the ending. Unfortunately the opening isn’t very good. The music isn’t great and the animation is pretty lazy. It’s a shame because it has a good opening beat but it quickly fades from there. In general the soundtrack is more on the mild side. Nothing you’ll really remember all that much. At most I guess you’ll remember the monster yell that plays at the beginning of the ending for each episode. That’s a good jump scare.

Lets get into the biggest negative right out of the gate though which is of course the fanservice. It’s very relentless and hits you hard in every single episode. You never get a break from this as the show always chooses the absolute worst camera angles. The characters could be talking about lunch and the camera is really low for no reason. We have several shower type scenes here and bottom line, the series isn’t confident enough in its plot and premise so it has to resort to large amounts of fanservice at every corner. It definitely hurts the show quite a lot because of how frequent it is. You never get a break from this at any point and that also makes it hard to recommend.

Now my only other main issue with the show is that you don’t understand why Miko is so afraid. Let me explain here, she sees a whole lot of crazy stuff in regard to the spirits. I get how they look really scary since a lot of them are quite deformed and all. So that makes perfect sense but what really doesn’t make sense is why she is so determined that they don’t know she can see them. She acts as if they could actually hurt her but we already know this isn’t the case.

She’s already seen how tons of humans are getting stabbed by these creatures and the blows go through them. The creatures are completely intangible so none of their blows actually have any weight behind them. Given that we know this to be true, she is in absolutely 0 danger throughout the series. In theory no matter how strong a creature may be, it should not be able to be on the same level as her. It should immediately be crushed and then that would be the end of it. Doesn’t that make the most amount of sense here?

The show could prove me wrong down the road but that wouldn’t help because I need a reason for why Miko is afraid right now. From how the show begins this is something that just started happening to her so you can’t say that something happened to her as a kid with a ghost attacking her and we’d know in the present if this was the case. This was nagging at me throughout every episode because it is such a core part of the plot and yet it feels like the show didn’t think of it.

Now you may just figure that Miko is special so their attacks would land. Except we’ve seen Miko walk right through a spirit and another time she actually got stabbed by one in the train and both times nothing happened. That’s because nothing can happen, Miko is completely immune. So this just feels like a plot hole pretty much at least until we get a real reason for why she is freaking out so much. It doesn’t make sense.

Now beyond that, while the soundtrack isn’t anything special the animation can be decent at times. Still nothing too high budget or anything like that but I do like the energy effects which work well for the occasional energy blast. The character designs are good as well and so for the most part everything is fairly smooth. I think the budget was decent for the show.

If you can get past the whole premise of the show not working, the small cast is fairly effective here. Miko is a good heroine who is doing her best to survive through this crazy situation and makes sure to look after Hana as well. At times Miko can be really dismissive of Hana’s attempts to help her but it’s more that she is trying to keep Hana safe and other times she’s too lost in thought. Miko isn’t perfect or anything but she’s a very good character all around and someone that you want on your side.

Then you have Hana who is the best character. I like how cheerful and upbeat she is all the time. Hana is very quick to defend Miko from all kinds of dangers and also always wants to be there for her. Hana may not know about any monsters or special abilities but it doesn’t stop her from doing her best and getting in there to stop the creatures as needed. She rescues a dog and in general will tell off anyone who makes Miko sad. That’s the hallmark of a true friend all the way through.

One more member added to the main cast is Yuria but she doesn’t really make it until the second half. They do introduce her early on through cameos and such but it takes a while to really get going. You feel bad for her the whole time because she can see spirits and has always longed to have someone else around who could see them but Miko won’t admit it. I actually think Miko really should have told Yuria sooner. Yuria won’t be in any extra danger since she can already see the spirits so I don’t see a downside. I can absolutely sympathize with how frustrated Yuria is the whole time because to her this just doesn’t make any kind of sense. By the end of the season they finally have a formal agreement that they know about each other but I expect that the misunderstandings will continue for some time.

It’s also easy to see why since Miko did literally choke Yuria to the point of unconsciousness right. Those were desperate times based on Miko’s misconception about how dangerous the spirits were but it’s not something you ever forget if you’re the one who was getting knocked out. The Godmother shows up briefly here but she looks very bad. She’s clearly past her prime and isn’t able to deal with any of the monsters so you can only hope that she’ll do better in a future season.

The season does have a bit of a cliffhanger for a sequel but it’s not as direct as I would have liked. Trust me, I’d have gone all in with the cliffhanger and just had a field day there. I feel like you have to go bold to try and pressure a second season. The ending here still works well enough but it’s more of a wholesome ending with a few nuggets to be explored as opposed to a glaring cliffhanger.

The show’s climax does end up being the best part as we get the shrine yokai who actively fight other yokai but the whole thing is a bit of a mystery. Why did they protect Miko 3 times and why are they super upset now? That’s all to be explored in a second season if we ever get there. They’re some of the scarier monsters as well because of how well they fight although once again I would make the case that they aren’t too scary yet since we figure they can’t actually touch Miko. Until proven otherwise or a character mentions that spirits can hurt humans I just don’t see why I would believe that.

One more character I should quickly talk about is Zen. He’s a good example of how to write a solid anti-hero/vigilante. The guy has a very mysterious aura when he shows up and plays a big part in the last episodes. He even gets an emotional backstory which is probably the most emotional out of all the characters. He had to put up with a whole lot and so he’s doing things in the present as well. He doesn’t take prisoners and it’s highly implied that he straight up murders someone. Within the context it makes sense though.

There was someone going around murdering cats in the neighborhood and he couldn’t let that stand. Fortunately the show doesn’t actually show any of the murders but based on the amount of ghosts around we can tell that it was a lot. There wasn’t much point in a trial at that point since he was guilty so that was it. I look forward to seeing more of Zen even if his role probably will only get smaller from here. He was a bit rude to his neighbor for no reason but due to a plot twist involving the neighbor we can definitely let it slide.

So yeah the show has a good blend of characters. The cast is solid which is always the proper foundation for a show. The stories range from comedic to scary to serious and the all flow together pretty well. If the show could show a bit more restraint in some areas then you could definitely see how this would just be a fun show to pop in and laugh with from time to time. The world building is on point so even with only a few episodes you feel like you know the score pretty well.

There’s also a lot of ways the show can go from here. If they really do pursue the idea that most of these ghosts just have unresolved issues then Mieruko could become some kind of spirit detective who helps them move on. It could also get more action packed if she gets a spirit summon of her own to deal with them. It’s always a risk changing genres but there’s just so much room for it that you feel like the show should go for it. You can absolutely still keep in the comedy and slice of life stuff while also having the big plot episodes. It could also make for some more solid plot twists like with the father and Zen, both of which are handled pretty well if you didn’t know about them previously.

Overall, Mieruko-Chan has a lot of entertaining moments within it. If they were to ever ditch the fanservice for season 2 then there would be a lot of potential here. The story itself feels like it’s going to end up being a wholesome one as not all of the ghosts are bad. In time Miko should be able to master her ability and then we’ll really be set. In the meantime though I wouldn’t be able to recommend this one. If you can get past the fanservice then sure you should go for it but that’s a big if.

Overall 4/10

The Night House Review

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This review is of the TV-14 edited version of the movie. All thoughts below should be addressed as such as a review of the unedited version would be more negative

It’s time for one of those spooky haunted house films. Unfortunately this one doesn’t come close to the classic House on Haunted Hill films. The main character hurts this one a lot but also the more we went into the film the more all of the characters started getting rather annoying. Even the villain seems like a bunch of nonsense all things considered. Yeah this is definitely a film to run away from ASAP!

The film starts with Owen destroying himself so now his wife Beth’s life has been flipped upside down. She’s no longer able to think straight and focus on her teaching duties so she takes some time off. Her friends do their best to cheer her up but Beth won’t have any of it. She’s going to stay depressed for as long as it takes. Then some weird things begin to happen, music turns on by itself at home, her husband’s phone starts texting her, etc. Is it possible that somehow his spirit is still alive? The weirdness mainly happens at home so Beth has to stick it out for as long as possible.

One thing the film does to try and make this a bit different from your standard title is that Beth is someone who is super jaded, loves depressing humor and isn’t afraid of the ghost. So she’s dodging most of the stereotypes and it makes sense since she assumes that the ghost is her husband. Why would she fear him right? It’s pretty reasonable and makes sense and even her journey about finding out the secrets behind his suicide note checks out. However it would be nice if she could be a little more agreeable with her friends who are really just trying to help out. All of their kindness is just met with sarcasm the whole time.

By the end she’s often alone because she keeps pushing everyone away. Then in the climax the mind games start putting her in a tricky spot where she barely makes her way out. There’s not much she could do about getting wrecked in the fight with the ghost since he has super strength but being a loner wasn’t doing her a whole lot of good here. Also at the very end I think she should have warned the others about the threat that is lurking around. I suppose they may not believe her but then they are in mortal danger!

Then we have Owen who is easily the worst character in the film. Obviously committing suicide is a really bad thing to do right out of the gate but the context of the movie makes it so much worse. So he is aware that there is a supernatural being who is after both him and Beth. This creature called Nothing actively wants to murder them….so he murders himself without letting Beth know? So much for protecting your wife until the day you die. It gets so much worse than that though. He actually goes ahead and starts murdering a bunch of women who look just like his wife in an extremely awful attempt to trick the creature.

What? This may be the worst plan I’ve ever heard of. No joke it’s hard to top this for a variety of reasons. Can you think of them? Lets break this down. A supernatural creature appears and tells Owen to murder his wife. This creature is invisible and seems to always be around but hard to pin down. So Owen….goes outside and searches until he finds women who look just like Beth. He has enough natural charm to date all of them…then he murders them and places their bodies in a little hut to show the creature so it will assume that he murdered his wife.

All right lets break down this horrific plan. First off…he still goes home to his wife every day and Nothing sees this. So…how are you going to fool him again? It’s abusrrrrrrd!! Okay then the next problem is if you’re going to try this trick you just need one body. Why did he murder several body doubles? That just tells Nothing that you’re really taking him for a fool now. This film really needed to toss out the script and start again. This is just bad man. Also that means he is becoming a mass murderer to try and protect his wife. Surely he has the drive to stick around and make sure she’s okay right?

Nahhhh he murders himself and leaves her a vague note with no context, no warning, and nothing that is helpful at all. He basically just makes her think that he is crazy and of course now Nothing ends up going after her next. He’s such an awful character and the more you see of him the worse it gets. It gets even worse though. Nothing is able to harness extra dimensional energies so he takes Beth into an alternate world where she appears as one of the victims and then he has the past essence of Owen start beating her up and nearly destroys her. So Owen in a roundabout way was nearly the end of Beth. Did I mention how awful this character is yet??

Okay lets move on. At least we had a decent character in Claire. She sees that her friend Beth is clearly cracking up but tries to be there for her regardless. Claire is easily the best character. She has issues of her own but is doing her best to be supportive and available. Meanwhile the neighbor Mel is okay but not as impressive since he didn’t tell Beth that Owen was crazy when he had the chance. I know he may have felt it was none of his business but when you’re good friends with someone you have to break the truth to them. Particularly if that person’s life is in danger or if the trust has been betrayed. If Mel was worried about what would happen next then leave an anonymous note or something.

Also Nothing’s not much of an interesting villain. I also don’t think the movie knew what to do with him. He can clearly interact with solid objects in the real world yet he uses so many roundabout ways to destroy Beth. If he wanted her dead then he could have done it at any time. Instead he tries to break her mentally first and puts her in different illusions and memory fights. I suppose he has all the time in the world to win but it just makes him look weak and ineffectual. The fact that he is invisible so we never actually see him doesn’t really help matters either.

Overall, The Night House is a really annoying film and the characters’ actions make 0 sense. Owen was ultimately a much more sinister villain than Nothing. At least Nothing is a random supernatural villain messing around but Owen is a mass murderer literally executing innocent people with no proper end goal in mind. By the end of it Owen’s just such an awful character and you’re cringing whenever he’s on screen. There just wasn’t much of a point to this adventure. You don’t always need a lot of answers by the end but as far as I’m concerned Nothing is still out there terrorizing people and he’s likely not done with Beth quite yet. The other world will continue to be a factor as everyone gets haunted and so there can be no peace. You could make a solid action sequel to this as the government gets involved or something but as a horror, nah this is not going anywhere anytime soon.

Overall 1/10

xxxHolic: A Midsummer Night’s Dream Review

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It’s time for my first journey into the xxxHolic series at least in terms of animation since I’ve read the manga. It’s a pretty fun low key supernatural franchise with a lot of things happening and often times it’s all about the atmosphere. Usually things don’t end up going well for the greedy figures or anyone who is too antagonistic. This short film is definitely no exception to that. It’s a fun ride all the way through though.

The film starts off with Watanuki having a tough time as always with a bunch of spirits trying to grab him. The poor guy has always been able to see spirits and the main issue is they know it so he has to constantly fight them off. The film has a lot of fun with the animation with Watanuki flailing to escape. Well it’s summer time now and Watanuki has to head back to the witch Yuko to serve his time. Basically she gave him something to keep the spirits from totally destroying him and in exchange he spends the Summer working from her. (Yes this is a film that jumps you right in so for more context you’ll want to read the books. That said, it’s not like you need much more context than this.

For this film’s adventure, Yuko has been invited to a gathering of exclusive collectors by…The Collector. She wants Watanuki and his friend Domeki to attend with her. I say friend but Watanuki doesn’t really get along with Domeki. Domeki has a habit of being super oblivious while Watanuki is super petty and so they’re constantly bickering. But it’s really one sided as Domeki doesn’t care enough about anything to ever actually get upset. He’s also got strong spirit energy so spirits leave him alone with Watanuki is jealous of. Well the heroes arrive at the mansion but the Collector is not there and mysterious things start happening. It would seem that he aims to destroy all of the invited collectors!

I’d say the main thing to learn from this is if you receive a mysterious invitation to go to a mansion in the middle of nowhere…you should probably decline. Is there any positive outcome out of going there? The film does address this though as every collector is incredibly proud of his/her collection and basically came out of pride. You see one extra note is that on the invitation the collector implied that each person is missing something so they can’t let that insult slide. Each collector also collects a different thing and they all start to compare against each other’s collections. Naturally Watanuki isn’t much of a collector so they’re all bashing him the whole time.

The animation is definitely great all around. The mansion is suitably mysterious and the supernatural effects are all on point. It’s got a bit of a retro vibe to it that works really well. Mix that in with all of the experimental stretchy effects and this gets a full thumbs up. It’s all just very fitting for the general weirdness of xxxHolic. The soundtrack is a bit more forgettable but I still wouldn’t call it bad or anything. It’s just not super memorable so you’ll forget most of the tracks real fast.

Watanuki makes for a good main character. He may complain a whole lot and is constantly yelling but it makes for an entertaining lead. He’s fun to follow around and even in the scariest of situations he’s panicking more about the annoyance than actual terror. Then you have Domeki who is a solid foil since he’s so much quieter. He’s not quite as fun though but it’s always good to have a strong fighter at your side when you’re in a crazy mansion like this.

Yuko mainly likes having all of the answers to everything without actually helping so don’t expect her to contribute much. Technically she is never in a lot of danger or anything but you also get the vibe that she would let Watanuki die if she felt he made a mistake. So you’ve still got a good bit of tension here. She makes for a solid mentor character. The actual Collector has a mysterious presence the whole time but I wouldn’t say he’s that great. He’s a good vehicle for making the plot move but that’s about all I’d say for him.

The rest of the collectors are more entertaining. I just like how selfish and over the top they all are. They’re constantly bragging while pretending to have a little humility the whole time. So the film shows you their true faces which look monstrous all while they’re technically saying nice things. It’s all just really insincere the whole time. “Wow your collection is just as good as mine” but you know that’s a complete lie. At least the person saying that didn’t believe it in the slightest.

I would say this film is definitely more on the low key side so if you’re expecting a bunch of explosions and fights then this isn’t exactly what you’re about to get. The film is more about being a warning against rampant greed. You could say the whole film is really a metaphor about it with these guys risking everything they have for something extra. Their need to be the ultimate collector really came back to haunt them where if they had been satisfied with their collection they wouldn’t have fun into that issue at all.

Overall, xxxHolic delivers another satisfying story here. The only issue you could even say is just that it’s so short so it’s over in an instant. It definitely feels like an adventure right out of the books. The ambiance is really good and the atmosphere is really tense which is always what you want to see here. It balances the plot, horror, and comedy all very well so that nothing is out of place. Mix that in with the fast pacing and I really have no complaints with this title. I’d definitely recommend checking this one out.

Overall 7/10

Final Destination Review

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Final Destination is a film that I dare say is a bit iconic. Just about everyone has heard of this film at some point or another. It’s got many sequels and the concept is unique. You basically have to try and watch out because anything can turn into a cause of death and that’s the basic plot of the franchise. Beyond that it’s not going to go down as a great film or anything but it’s an interesting one.

The film starts off with Alex being a little paranoid as he gets on a plane for a school trip. He’s looking around a whole lot because everything looks real suspicious but then this comes to a head when he dies in the plane along with the rest of the school. He wakes up back in the plane a few minutes before the explosion and realizes that this was all a big vision. So he makes a scene and gets thrown off the plane with a few other students while everyone else dies in the explosion. Death isn’t a fun of this though and decides to go take the survivors down for the count. Can they overcome death?

Now the main problem you may guess right off the bat here is that of course there is no real way to beat death. In the end all of the heroes will die at some point so the question is really if they can get death to leave them alone for a while. The short answer to that is….no. Death is a very petty and very determined figure. He intends to stay on their tails until he has taken them all down and will bend all of the rules to make this possible. That means manipulating liquids and objects to place them in positions to choke or murder the characters straight up. Death isn’t interesting in playing fair or doing anything like that. No, it’s just here to cause unimaginable damage.

The heroes discover some rules here like Death has to try and murder them in order. If an attempt fails then it moves onto the next person before eventually repeating the cycle. The cycle never ends though so it’s only a matter of time before it’s your turn again. So the general plan Alex has is to try and delay the murders as long as possible but in the end that’s all he can do, just delay them. Ultimately they will catch up to him and then it’s curtains.

As a main character Alex is fairly decent though. His natural paranoia mixed in with the fact that he now has visions of the future makes for an interesting character. Naturally the other characters don’t tend to believe him until it’s too late but at least Alex keeps on trying. He’s a very determined guy who is really just trying to do his best.

Most of the other characters aren’t quite as reasonable. The one who takes the cake in that regard is Carter though. The film makes him as over the top as possible. Alex literally saved his life and yet this guy has 0 gratitude and wants to fight Alex for no real reason. He listens to crazy music as he drives by and is basically a cartoon villain. By the end he actually gets a character arc which I was noy expecting. I figured he would just die early on as the typical jerk character. Even so, he was a little too far gone so I still didn’t care for him by the end.

The main heroine Clear took a while to really support Alex but at least she still handled it all very logically. She heard Alex out and even when she didn’t agree with him, she wasn’t going out of her way to be mean about it. So Clear gets some credit there at least and ends up lasting a while because she was really vigilant the whole time. The rest of the characters went off to do their own things and it doesn’t go well. Again you can’t really blame the others though and to an extent even if they agreed with Alex, there wasn’t much of a plan at the beginning. They would have still died in some way or another with death watching them.

Again that goes back to the futility of the whole thing. As much a the film seems to want you to think that you can evade Death for a while, I take it more as Death just toying with them. He likes to mainly use liquids to set off the traps but other times he can lock windows and such. It’s clear that he can use any ability as needed and warp reality so at that point it’s still a losing battle. It’s an issue I have with this film like I did with the Grudge. When there is absolutely no hope of winning then it takes away a lot from the movie because you just can’t get as invested. It simply isn’t possible to get involved because the heroes just don’t have a ghost of a chance.

Naturally the film can get fairly violent with some of the deaths. Others aren’t so much violent as they are disturbing like the one friend who gets hanged in the bathroom. The idea is that these are all ways you could theoretically die in real life if you just have bad luck or are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Death is just speeding things up a bit. So the film as a whole ends up being rather depressing as there is no time for any happy moments. Outside of the opening scene getting ready to board the plane…yeah there is no time for positive moments. The heroes are just running from one danger to the next. Each death attempt they dodge only brings them closer to the next one which is just depressing.

Overall, This is one of those movies where you might be tempted to watch it for the novelty but overall I’d say to give it a skip. It’s really just about trying to get as many creative deaths in as possible and that’s not enough to support a whole movie. The film can be rather violent with a bunch of annoying characters running around. There is no hope to escape their destiny so in the end it’s all a futile endeavor. I at least did enjoy the brief appearance from the guy at the morgue. I like the idea of someone at least knowing what’s going on and just going through life knowing that nobody else has this knowledge.

Overall 2/10

Insidious: The Last Key Review

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The main insidious thing about this film is the sharp drop in writing quality. One thing the series was always good for was some pretty solid writing and lines as the heroes dealt with the crazy villains everywhere. This one almost felt like a B movie with the writing and not in a good/funny way. Just in an annoying eye roll way and ultimately it misses the boat really quickly. It’s telling that the spookiest scene is at the very end which ties into the first film.

The movie starts off by giving us a look into Elise’s childhood. She grew up in an abusive home where she was especially picked on by her father for being able to see supernatural creatures. Unfortunately Elise could not help herself in continuing to mention them and getting beaten as a result. Eventually she ran out but did not take her brother Christian with her so he still resents her to this day. In the “present” (Still before film 1) she gets a call from someone who lives in the house she grew up in. He’s being haunted and needs some supernatural help. Elise calls in her teammates Specs and Tucker since it’s always safest to move as a group Elise decides not to call in her teammates Specs and Tucker because she needs to handle this on her own since it’s so personal. They ignore her so the 3 head in to the house. Can Elise solve this spirit case or will the fact that she has no offensive abilities at the ready come back to haunt her?

Elise is confident and talks a good game at times but the extent of her plan seems to just be to try and talk the ghosts down. She doesn’t do much else and so honestly you get the feeling that she got lucky a whole lot of times. She may as well be a rookie instead for all the good she does here. Her memories of childhood keep spooking her throughout the movie so it’s not like the villain has to do much. When Keyface (At least that’s what he is called on Wikipedia) shows up he’s able to beat her with extreme ease. She may as well have just been some random person.

So I can’t say I liked Elise very much in this film. She just felt completely out of her depth and wasn’t making logical moves the whole time. Then her partners Specs and Tucker are the worst. Pretty much every scene with them is just poor attempts to flirt with two teenagers who are just trying to mind their own business. It gets worse when a traumatic event happens to one of them and they continue to flirt with the other. They have no tact and no class. The humor is incredibly off putting and really poorly handled. I haven’t seen a comic relief character this bad since possibly Transformers 2 which has to really take the cake there. I’m probably forgetting some films but the point is…they were brutal. And unfortunately they appear a lot.

I guess maybe the writers thought the film was too scary so you needed the comedic duo to lighten things up every few minutes? The problem being that this film isn’t even all that scary. Again, the first and even second Insidious films are way scarier than this one. This one also has too many other fighters running around the playing field. For example we actually get a real life villain where the film temporarily becomes more of a thriller as the heroes have to take him out. Then we go back to the supernatural stuff.

When we finally go into the other side where the spirits reign then things start to get back into their normal place. That’s really a lot more like it but it’s pretty late in the game by then. It’s also not like that’s going to suddenly fix the writing. Spending more time on the scares and showing off the villain would have been a really good idea since the non supernatural stuff drag the film down.

Lets look at the non supernatural stuff for a minute here. We have a guy who was murdering a bunch of women and stuffing them in an abandoned tunnel. Very grim dark for no real reason. Elise’s abusive father also turned out to be a murderer on the side and did something similar with a poor lady who was in there. You can question why she didn’t make a run for it when the door was unlocked and the kids were around but the point is really that the film was desperate to make things as dark as possible here. Adding all of these women who were getting murdered in the past doesn’t add anything to the film as we already knew the other characters were pretty bad. It’s more shock value than anything else.

We always see these evil ghosts running around and haunting someone so it’d be nice as a change of pace to see some of these victims show up and start claiming their revenge. They certainly should have regrets so why wouldn’t they become powerful spirits too right? Why do only the evil ones get to have a lot of power in the afterlife? It should be a little more balanced by that point. Ultimately Keyface ends up being a little underwhelming as a result because he gets so little screen time. It just feels like he barley gets to appear. His ability to turn off your voice is a little scary I’ll admit but it comes at the expense of his effectiveness.

Because he has to turn your voice off first, it takes forever to actually murder anyone. He easily should have destroyed Elise and then the other girl who he caught since he had plenty of time before being interrupted. Yet he wasn’t able to finish the job. This lets us have some emotional moments at the end of course but it really comes at the expense of this villain’s credability.

Overall, This was definitely a very weak Insidious film. The visuals are still fun and there are maybe a small handful of spooky moments but ultimately it really lost the point of this series early on. Insidious is about dealing with demonic threats from the other side and learning how to subdue them. Having a whole long tangent about abusive fathers and actual serial murders is completely jarring and out of touch with the supernatural. It’s like making a Paranormal Activity film where the heroes are spooked at night but during the day are taking on Jack the Ripper. Stick to the supernatural stuff and you could really have an intense movie. You can add some of that stuff for a quick origin but it should never be such a major part of the movie. Also you need to drop the comedy duo, their scenes were just completely cringe and not even remotely entertaining. They realllllly hurt the movie every time they appear.

Overall 2/10

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Review

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Time for some zombies to take the stage here. I saw the original Pride and Prejudice a while back and needless to say it wasn’t really my thing. I’m not big on zombie movies either but would they help to spice things up? In a way they did because the original movie was really boring while this one is at least tolerable the whole time. It really makes a big difference being able to at least have some fight scenes to follow. It still has some serious issues to be sure but being boring is not one of them.

The movie starts off quietly enough with the Bennett sisters talking about nothing much and getting ready for a party but the film quickly shows us how the situation is not as it appears. When nearby zombies show up, the girls suit up and destroy them all. See, Zombies are actually a relatively normal occurrence in this world and so everyone needs to train in order to defeat them. Elizabeth in particular believes that knowing how to fight is much more important than studying to be a lady although this is not a view that many agree with. In fact you could say that most do not agree with her which has put her in a bit of a tough spot.

We’re then introduced to Darcy who is a bit of a ruffian, not the nicest chap in the woods that’s for sure. The reason for this is that he’s always ready to strike out against tons of zombies and things of that nature to the point where he just doesn’t see the point in parties and such. Naturally the main romance for the film is between him and Elizabeth who do actually agree in this approach to a large extent but misunderstandings and poorly framing their words often result in a ton of friction. Darcy is also put in the awkward spot of having to suspect one of Elizabeth’s sisters of being about to turn into a zombie which Elizabeth doesn’t appreciate.

I should note here that Darcy’s worries are completely warranted so it’s really Elizabeth who doesn’t handle things well here. Yes it’s a personal matter obviously but one zombie can end up creating a bunch of other zombie sand that is exactly why you have to be really careful here. If you’re not careful then that is game over, as simple as that. Most characters here are not careful which is how the zombies keep on spreading.

The best part of the film is really just how nonchalant the characters are about the situation though. To them it’s just not that weird since they’ve always grown up knowing zombies were around and it’s a pretty fun way to pitch the movie. I’m glad we can skip the parts of everyone being shocked to see one and fumbling as they wonder what to do. By having experienced fighters be the main characters it makes the journey more fun.

That said, there is one scene that does not work for this reason. One of the sisters was walking by her lonesome when a zombie appears. It’s that of an older lady so it’s tragic but she is extremely, extremeeeeeeely slow and starts walking towards the heroine. The girl freaks out….and so the zombie managed to get to her which starts the drama. How did this happen? We cut away from the scene fairly quick but it just makes no sense. You should never get hit by a zombie unless it’s a sneak attack or you just broke your leg. A trained fighter getting that startled? I don’t think so.

The fight scenes can be pretty fun with the choreography but since they’re fighting zombies there are a lot of body parts flying around and it can be a bit gross at times. It’s more like monster blood than human blood so it’s not quite as intense as the average vampire film but it can be overdone a little at times. It succeeds more than it fails though. The film also has a pretty hype cliffhanger. You definitely feel like no sequel is coming because there is no possible way the heroes should be able to get past the cliffhanger. Seriously that should be 100% impossible, you’d need to call in Alice from Resident Evil or someone like that to stand a chance. Otherwise you’re really just out of luck.

So the humor is good and the fights can be fun. A much weaker aspect are the characters though and that’s mainly because there are just too many. You’ll be mixing most of the sisters up very quickly because they tend to have the same personality outside of Elizabeth. I had that issue in the first film as well. Most of the gentlemen here seem really fake and the cousin who shows up is extremely annoying. Elizabeth’s mother is way too overdone with how she wants them all to get married to the point where she isn’t subtle about it and ironically hurts their marriage stocks right out of the gate. There aren’t very many characters to root for here at all. When one guy shows up who seems noble, you just don’t believe him for a second. Lets just say the movie has one of the most obvious twists I’ve seen in a while.

Overall, I would say the zombies try their best to make the film more interesting and fun. They succeed to a degree however I still couldn’t say that this is a particularly good film. You would just need better characters for that all around and this film wasn’t able to provide that. I would like to keep this tone for more films like this where you grab an old book and add something supernatural. Seriously there’s a lot of potential here but maybe start with a better base material than Pride and Prejudice. The Magic Treehouse for example could be decent although the kids could ruin it so maybe the safest bet would be Sherlock Holmes: Attack of the Aliens! Something like that would be awesome.

Overall 5/10

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Review

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This review is of the TV-14 edited version of the film. All thoughts below should be addressed as such as a review of the unedited version would be more negative

It’s time for some more vampires! This movie definitely got some buzz because of the whole Abraham Lincoln thing which I thought was pretty clever. It’s a nice way to blend the supernatural and history by adding him in there. Naturally I do prefer a more futuristic setting myself but it works out better than some of the other vampire films that I’ve seen. Still not a thumbs up mind you but not a horrible film or anything.

The movie doesn’t waste time as Abraham’s mother is murdered by a vampire early on. He wants to avenge her but isn’t really able to do anything against superhuman creatures like this. Initially he doesn’t even know that the assailant was a vampire and tries using a gun but it doesn’t do much. Fortunately he runs into a guy named Henry who offers to train Abraham but only if the hero puts aside his quest for vengeance. Henry will give him the targets and they will continue to take down all of the vampires but slowly and surely. Abraham lies and agrees to this but knows that deep down he has to avenge his mother at all cots! He trains in the art of slaying vampire and gets quite good at it which also starts to get the attention of the higher up members among the villains. Will Abraham be okay?

It’s always fun to have someone find out about what’s going on beyond their small pocket of the world. Once Abraham learns about the vampires he starts seeing them everywhere. Sure enough there are tons of them and murdering them all will take more than a lifetime. Henry does offer to turn Abraham into a vampire but he declines since that would be going a step too far. I definitely get it since being immortal really sounds like a pain after a while. You have endless enemies and while you can’t die, you can be put into positions where you might wish that you could.

I do think Henry’s role is a little too passive at times though. He has Abraham do most of the work but doesn’t actively take down a bunch of vampires himself. Henry makes some excuses like how he can’t really go against them and I forget if it’s a power level thing or something relating to the blood but you have to find a way to get around that. In a way being a vampire puts him in a better position to do a lot of damage than Abe when you really think about it. So yeah he really just needs to step up and get the job done.

I did like him for the most part beyond that but he does have some sketchy moments later on. Basically he’s the kind of guy who will always be hiding some things and you have to decide if that’s a dealbreaker or not. For Abraham it nearly was but ultimately he gets past it. Abraham is a very reasonable main character. He fights as needed and helps a lot of people out. He doesn’t really love having to use violence all the time but it’s the only way that really works.

Near the end of the film he even tries to give up fighting for a while but it wasn’t to be. I do like that we actually got to see him as President/leader for a while though. At first he’s just a solo hunter doing his own thing but after that he gets to make commands and lead his troops. With the villains using an army of vampires the heroes did have to adapt after all. I do question if the weapons are really enough to balance things though. Once the vampires started to move more openly I feel like the humans wouldn’t stand a chance. Being so outmatched physically is something that it’s difficult to make up for even with a bunch of guns and ammo.

Abraham’s boss Joshua was a good character. He had some nice banter and went over well as one of the supporting characters. His friend Will also did good and the whole time I had been expecting him to be some kind of undercover agent/traitor so I was glad instead he was someone that Lincoln could depend on. Mary shows up for a bit which makes sense if you know your history and she was a solid character. In general the heroes were all reasonably solid here.

The villains are more on the forgettable side. Yeah they’re definitely powerful and don’t go down easily but they’re basically just your standard vampires. So watch enough in the genre and you won’t even remember them. They’re not bad though, I guess at least Adam was good as the main leader of the vampires. The one who bumped off the mother was more on the petty side and he wasn’t nearly as impressive. He’s only able to win when the odds are overwhelmingly in his favor but otherwise he’s not much of a thinker or anything like that.

The film ultimately suffers from the usual vampire issues. It can be a little brutal on the violence with everyone getting bitten and the blood sucking never ends up working out. The fight scenes do require an extensive amount of disbelief to be thrown out the window because no matter how big the axe is, Abe is still just a normal guy. The vampires all have super speed and strength so they should have a leg up on the competition. Dodging an axe for example should be rather easy right? Yet Abe is slaughtering tons of vampires and by the end of the film they really get hit with the nerf as they can’t do anything. You just know that doesn’t make sense.

There isn’t a whole lot of time for fun in this film. It’s really a lot of going from one vampire attack to the next but it still does track better than most other vampire films because it feels like there’s a real story here. Yeah that probably seems like a big shot to the other films but for example the sole focus isn’t on everyone getting bitten. Abe has an actual character arc going here and it can almost feel like a comic book movie at times.

Overall, Abe Lincoln makes for a fun protagonist and I definitely think this movie was a good idea. I’d just put him up against robots or something but making more alternate historical pasts with a supernatural twist is just a lot of fun. It’s probably a bit riskier in the sense that you want to be careful how you adapt certain characters for fear of backlash but if there’s enough good attention to detail then you should be fine. From everything I know of Abe I’d say the film’s portrayal seemed rather solid. I also really liked the ending which isn’t really a cliffhanger so much as a callback but it could work both ways.

Overall 4/10

Tormented Review

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It’s time for a fairly emotional film with some supernatural intrigue thrown in. It’s definitely one where you don’t feel all that bad for the main character though and your sympathy wanes more and more as the film goes on. Ultimately this really works as a retro thriller of sorts and while it may not be the most well known film out there, it holds its own.

The movie starts with Tom getting ready to be married to his fiance. He’s been waiting a long time for this and he’s finally made it. Unfortunately a wrinkle arrives when his ex girlfriend Vi shows up to blackmail him. She will not let him go off with another girl and makes it clear that she will end his life socially if he tries. She gets a bit careless around the railing though and Tom decides not to save her from falling to her doom. He figures nobody will know that she died. There are just two things he could not account for. One is a shady boat owner named Nick who suspects what is going on here and the other is that Vi’s spirit tanked the fall and she still has not given up on ruining his life. How can he hope to deal with a ghost?

Now the film is a bit vague on exactly when Tom’s relationship with Vi took place. Since he really tries hard not to let Meg know about her, it does feel as though he was cheating on Meg at some point with this girl. Otherwise the easy thing is to just talk to Meg and explain that his ex is being crazy. The fact that Tom cannot do this is very suspect in itself. As for not saving Vi, well obviously he should have but given the circumstances and how quickly it happened, it’s not a death sentence for the protagonist morally.

That happens later on in the film as he gets more and more unhinged. Sure he is being haunted and all that but it’s definitely not an excuse that I would give him. Ultimately Tom is responsible for all of his actions and in the end he didn’t make the right ones. He could have handled things a lot better and since he did not, that means he just wasn’t cut out for the job. The ending is very suitable for him when you really think about it.

Vi is written as antagonistically as possible so she is a villain from the start. As a villain I would say she is fairly decent. She is really determined and stealing the wedding ring was just such a petty move that it works out really well. My only real question here is why she didn’t do more to directly get in Tom’s way. She can evidently touch the real world and make herself solid so there’s no end to the things she could do. Beating Tom up or kidnapping him for example is very much within her tool house. I wouldn’t say any of these are negatives though because you could validly say that she was just toying with him the whole time and that works too.

Meg isn’t as solid as the main heroine mainly because she is a little too oblivious and puts up with too much the whole time. When Tom is starting to act crazy, running off by himself and such she needed to ask more questions. From her point of view the guy should have seemed absolutely crazy and while she had some doubts at one point, she basically just talks herself out of them. I cut the kid (Sandy) more slack because of how young she is. There’s just not much she can do about the situation and she doesn’t see as many of these moments first hand until the very ending. At that point, yeah she ends up changing her mind which made sense. So Sandy was more on top of things here.

My favorite character has to be Nick though. He’s the perfect balance between being shady and an evil mastermind the whole time. Don’t those things go together most of the time? Eh maybe but it still feels like the right way to describe him. He goes around giving a lot of tough talk to Tom and always has a handle on things. The only point where he falters is in the very end which is arguably the worst spot to falter. The guy does make a very dumb move in following Tom to an abandoned location. If you’re blackmailing someone you have to be prepared for every kind of response. Surely a violent response is one of the first ones that you are ready for right? He never seemed to entertain the idea that someone who already murdered one person may want to add another body to that count.

It was a little hard to believe. Either way the writing for the film is really solid beyond that. The movie has good pacing and the suspense works out well as you’re not sure how each character is going to turn out by the time this is all over. There are a lot of ways the plot could go after all and the ending really stuck the landing which was good. The ending is really a determining factor in a movie like this after all. So no complaints on my end, full steam ahead!

Overall, Tormented is a pretty good movie. It may not be the most explosive and exciting but it works well as a slow burn. I’m not sure if you’re meant to root for the main character or not. I’m thinking you are but personally I wasn’t on his side from the start. At least to me the guy seemed guilty just based on how he handled it all. So in the end everyone is probably better off with how things went by the end. Ghost stories can really be a lot of fun and this one really worked out. If you haven’t seen it yet, I’d recommend changing that.

Overall 7/10

Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle the Movie: The Princess in the Birdcage Kingdom Review

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That title is definitely a mouth full eh? Well it’s always nostalgic to see more Tsubasa content. This movie is super short and reminds me of the old school OVAs like Naruto’s hidden waterfall village where its all over in an instant. We still get some fun fights and visuals here though so all in all I was pretty satisfied. It’s probably a bit of an odd film if you watch this without having seen the show but the movie did go out of its way to include a full recap of what’s going on in the intro so maybe they were trying to get some new fans here.

The basic plot is Syaoran and Sakura land on another planet where a feather containing a key memory is being stored. This planet is ruled by an evil dictator who wants to plunge the world into endless darkness and to do this he intends to kidnap the princess and use her ring. Syaoran has to stop this but the guy is protected by legendary bird warriors who are pretty fast. He needs the help of Fai and Kurogane but they are busy being kidnapped somewhere and he doesn’t have the time to save them. What can he do?

Okay I should give those characters some credit. Kurogane and Fai do take out some enemies before they are captured but even so, they are the power hitters so it certainly doesn’t make Syaoran’s job any easier when they go down like that. They are captured off screen which is not the best move but I do get it since it’s hard to picture them losing otherwise. The writers probably had a hard time justifying it so that’s why this had to be cut out. We do get to see them dismantle the human guards early on though which was a lot of fun. The movie is more plot than action but the fights that we do get are well animated.

In terms of visuals the most impressive shots were probably when Syaoran was using the ring of blue flames at the end. The flames look really bright and the contrast works really well next to the other colors. Syaoran trying to fight off the bird people was also animated well even if it feels weird to see him being overwhelmed so easily. I guess he wasn’t always a super strong fighter but late stage Syaoran probably would have fared a whole lot better with his sword and other abilities.

The film’s original characters are okay but due in part to the length you never care about them all that much. You have the princess who seems like a good character and all but she’s a little outmatched since she can’t really fight. Her chief guard loses all of the fights he’s in which isn’t the best first impression. There’s also a kid here who tries his best to be helpful but tends to fail. I did like the main villain though. Yes he’s a bit on the generic side but it works well for this kind of “Take over the world!!” villain. There’s no time to make a complex villain so why even try right? A stock evil villain can actually work well under the right conditions and I would say that these were the right conditions.

The soundtrack is solid as always. It uses a lot of the tracks from the show but the instrumental versions with no opera music for some reason. Not sure why the change, but they sounded good anyway which is what counts. Throwing in a lyrical song for the climax would have been cool but it was epic enough anyway. The production values were pretty good here and I didn’t have any issues with the pacing.

In general I wouldn’t even say I had any issues with the film. At best you could say it just doesn’t feel like a movie. The stakes aren’t particularly high and there’s nothing really separating it from just being another episode. So this isn’t some grand experience and paying money to see it in theaters may have been rough (Although it was a double feature so you can cut it some slack) but watching it like this just helps to amp up the nostalgia. It doesn’t have to be super memorable, just enjoyable and it succeeds on that front.

Overall, Tsubasa churns out another solid product here. The special gives you a lot to have fun with and doesn’t make any kind of mistakes. It could probably have stretched the limits a bit and gone for higher stakes but rather than focusing on what it’s missing I’d say to focus on what is here. Tsubasa’s plot lends itself really well to random movies and specials because of how many planets they had to go to in order to find the feathers. So just treat this as a fun episode and you can’t go wrong. I’d definitely recommend it to anyone looking to see Syaoran and the gang again.

Overall 7/10

The Ghost and Mrs. Muir Review

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It’s time for a very old school romance with a little bit of a supernatural twist. It’s a very low key kind of film that works rather well but I will admit that the whole time you’re not really on board with the romance. To an extent it depends on what length of time you would consider to be a rebound but either way the heroine feels like she’s moving a bit too fast. The ending also makes things extra awkward when you really think about it.

The movie starts off with Lucy becoming a widow after her husband dies. Lucy has decided that she wants her life back as she didn’t particularly care for his family and dashes off. She finds a nice little haunted house where the rent is dirt cheap and settles there. She eventually meets the ghost who quickly debunks the rumors of his own suicide. His name is Daniel and he was actually quite the captain back in the day. He’s ready for a little romance but she isn’t and points out that he’s dead and gone. They both reluctantly put their feelings aside to live in the same house for now. Can she really deal with such an annoying ghost or is he going to drive her crazy?

A haunted house is definitely an inconvenience when you are just trying to have a good time but at least the ghost isn’t particularly sinister. Sure Daniel is a mean guy and he isn’t afraid to prove it but at the end of the day he isn’t trying to murder her or anything like that. In fact he ends up liking her which puts Lucy in a rough spot. Lucy is also approached by a flirty guy named Fairley who really doesn’t stop with his constant attempts from the very first time he appears. The guy ends up being supremely annoying. Sure he did help her to get the book deal with the publishing company but ultimately that was only to further his own ends.

I was annoyed that he lasted as long as he did. He completely got through to Lucy even with his rather aggressive way of handling things and she was completely under his spell. If not for a certain twist he would have won and so that ended up hurting her character a lot. Fairley was bad the whole time but Lucy is the one you would have figured would have really been ready and not fallen for this. Definitely a pretty sad moment.

It’s another reason why you can’t get behind the romance. So she liked her husband first. Then after he died she started to like Daniel. Then after that she jumped over to Fairley and once he was off the market, ultimately it ended up being Daniel again. Keep in mind that Daniel claimed she didn’t even love her husband when they first met and Lucy takes mild offense to that but doesn’t stop him. You’d think that would have taken him out of the running right from the jump.

The worst part is the film implies that maybe he was right after all and that’s why the ending works but its just pretty awful all around. For a good romance you need a lot of factors in play but one of them is definitely to have likable characters and that didn’t happen here. She is also very slow on the uptake with how only she can hear Daniel. You’d think she would be subtle then but instead she keeps talking out loud which doesn’t help matters at all. it should be easy to adapt to that.

The supporting characters are pretty weak here too. You have the guy selling the houses who seems to like Lucy. Fortunately she doesn’t like him back because the guy seemed desperate and wasn’t exactly the most honest soul either. He kept trying to make her spend a lot of money. You have her husband’s side of the family who were mainly here to poke fun and cause a lot of trouble. They were all super stuck up and selfish in their old ways. Lucy could be a little too polite at times but in other moments she did get some good burns in there.

While I know this would be unlikely right out of the gate, the film would have done well to have just had her and Daniel be good friends. They just bond over the house or something. Lucy gets a supportive friend who could be like a father since her new family was so rough and he gets someone to pass on his tales to. It could have been the reason he couldn’t pass on, that nobody was around to hear about his exploits. The entire vibe and tone of the film would have changed but it would have worked really well.

Alternately just make it a little more comedic as she gets into a lot of trouble with this guy always floating around and stirring things up. The fact that people can actually hear his voice at convenient times already adds a lot of potential to this. It is a bit of a stretch for the characters to think that it was Lucy’s voice each time though. The only time someone didn’t think this was Daniel’s big laugh at the start of the film. Admittedly it was a great laugh too, reminded me of Vincent Price I’d say. It had that very theatrical feel to it.

Overall, This is an okay film I’d say. It’s right on the middle, there is just little reason to watch it again. At times it can be a bit dull and the pacing is slow. The characters are very unlikable too which does take its toll. I liked the scenes that took place outside of the house like heading to the book publishing company or the awkward bus ride. So ironically the film could have stood to have taken place far less in the haunted house.

Overall 5/10