Category Archives: Battles

Balki Bartokomous vs Ralf Jones

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Balki Bartokomous is back and he’s up against a new fighter. Ralf Jones is a fairly good brawler whose hand to hand skills are tough to match. He’s great at keeping an opponent off balance and Balki’s lack of hand to hand training will come back to haunt him here. Ralf can easily hit him with a flurry of blows and Balki will have no way to react to that level of skill. I’m afraid that Balki will have to lose yet again here. Ralf Jones wins.

Zordon vs Bass

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One Darkness Overload and this match is as good as over. Zordon may have a sword and warrior skills to boot, but can he really hope to challenge the unlimited power that Bass has at his disposal? I really don’t think so and Bass would end this match before it will have even begun. A simple Earthbreaker attack would send the planet flying and Zordon along with it. At least Zordon got to have his win first. Bass wins.

Zordon vs Larry Appleton

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This is Zordon’s debut on the blog! Typically, he is just a giant head who would be vulrnable to attack from Larry, but he used to be quite the warrior. Zordon’s better at close quarters combat than Larry and he’s not the kind of guy who would go down without a fight. Larry’s strong and all, but he is not really a fighter so he’s doomed to lose yet another match. Maybe he will be able to make a comeback someday….maybe. Zordon wins.

Sarah Connor vs One Above All

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This is a tribute to T2! Sarah Connor definitely changed a lot from the first film and it was in a good way. She was definitely willing to fight in this film and she helped out in the early scuffles. By the end of the film, the villains had started to adjust to her, but she still did much more than the average human character would be expected too so she wins this tribute. The One Above All is a tough figure, but he’s simply outmatched here. Sarah Connor wins.

Homura Akemi vs Bass

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Homura Akemi has had a fun time grabbing some quick wins, but it’s time for Bass to come and put a stop to that. We all knew that he would be appearing at some point, it was only a question of when. His abilities are limitless and none of Homura’s conventional weapons will be able to damage him. Bass is simply too durable and far too quick. That’s why he has never been defeated on the blog. There is simply no character who is more powerful than this legend and that includes Homura. Bass wins.

Sarah Connor vs Homura Akemi

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This is a tribute to the original Terminator film. While Sarah Conner would go on to be a fairly hardcore heroine, I didn’t care for her in the first Terminator film. She made the tough calls when necessary, but Homura handled her tragic fate a lot better. In a battle between these two gun fighters, Homura has the edge in experience and weaponry. She has won yet again, but her streak of wins has come to a close. Homura Akemi wins.

John Connor vs Homura Akemi

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This is a tribute to Terminator 3. John may mean well, but he’s a little outmatched against Homura. John never took things in stride and it’s hard to believe that he leads the human resistance in the future. Maybe that’s why Skynet always wins. One bullet from Homura and the match will be over. John simply can’t hope to keep up with her and Homura Akemi is definitely on a roll right now. Homura Akemi wins.

Caine Wise vs Homura Akemi

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This is a tribute to Jupiter Ascending. Caine is your average soldier who talks a good game, but doesn’t know how to show his true feelings of justice. I didn’t care for the character and he’s certainly not as cool as Homura. Homura could quickly defeat him with her array of weapons and Caine’s attacks would have a tough time getting past her barrier. Caine Wise now knows that the wisest course of action is a quick surrender. Homura Akemi wins.

Homura Akemi vs Harry Tasker

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This is a tribute to True Lies. Harry Tasker may be a decent agent, but he’s definitely not a good person. He can be way too mean at times and he has to remember why he became a secret agent in the first place. His bullets and hand to hand skills will be useless against Homura’s mastery over time. She can just take out her own gun and defeat Harry at her discretion. She is a Magical Girl after all so her skills shouldn’t be underestimated. Homura Akemi wins.

Papa Lazarou vs Godzilla

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Godzilla is fairly huge and he has his Atomic Breath to keep opponents from getting too close to him. Papa Lazarou just won’t be able to overcome something like that. There’s no attack at his disposal that can even hope to injure Godzilla so his best bet is to beat a hasty retreat and just try to buy some time for himself. He will only be postponing the inevitable though and soon, he shall be left in awe of the King of the Monsters! Godzilla wins.