Category Archives: Raccoon Battles

Raccoon vs Smaug

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Suggested by Destroyer Raccoons are fun animals who are crafty and quick. That being said, there isn’t much that they can do in this round. Smaug’s fire breath is the perfect long range option and his physical attacks would suffice for brawling. He is just too powerful to lose this match. Smaug wins.

Biollante vs Raccoon

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Raccoons are fun to watch since they usually have a pretty epic adventure as they crush the garbage can and steal your carefully prepared pizza pie. That being said, they aren’t typically known as fighters and Biollante has the edge since she’s so huge and her power level is essentially off the charts. One hit will end the match. Biollante wins.

The BioLizard vs Raccoon

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The BioLizard is definitely a force to be reckoned with, but Raccoons are quick and nimble. Of course Raccoon won’t win this round, but it’s still nice to see him in a fight after so long. The BioLizard wins this match easily and increases his win record even more. The BioLizard will be back. The BioLizard wins.

Raccoon vs Space Godzilla

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Space Godzilla has enough firepower to take out dozens of Raccoons. They just don’t have what it takes to win this round. Space Godzilla has beaten many opponents in the past and done so with incredible speed. The Raccoon may drop in this match, but one of these days he’ll be back! Space Godzilla wins.

Lazerman vs Raccoon

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Lazerman is back and this time he’s ready to pwn again. Raccoons are tough little creatures, but in the end they just don’t have enough power to take down Lazerman. Lazerman is a being of pure power who’s defeated more enemies than we can count. With this win he rises even higher in the ranks. Lazerman wins.