Category Archives: Captain Kirk Battles

Captain Kirk vs Spinosaurus

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Spinosaurus is a dinosaur, I’ll give him that…….But he’s up against Captain James T
Kirk. Now Spinosaurus is cool, but he can’t survive phaser blasts. Maybe with bullets he’d have a shot but against phasers he just can’t cut it. Kirk wins.

Captain Kirk vs Captain America

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Captain America has the edge in skills, and the fact that he has Mjolnir does help a bit. Kirk has phazers, but those don’t work sometimes. In fact they can be a liability. Because Kirk is so used to them that he’s not in top form. Captain America wins.

Captain Kirk vs Largo

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Captain Kirk has a phazer and the Enterprise, but there’s one flaw for him. Without the rest of the crew he can’t operate it. He needs someone to set up the phasers and he needs someone to get it to move. While he’s doing that Largo could get aboard and take him out. Largo also has superhuman beer endurance because he drank 100 cans before passing out and is a genius. He could outsmart Captain Kirk. Plus he has a gun. Captain Kirk drops to 0-1. Largo wins.

Update! I’m afraid that Kirk manages to win this round with his phasers. Captain Kirk wins.