Tony Tony Chopper is a little deer that doesn’t know his place in the world. He’s not even that tough. Oh well at least he’s here to get pwned. That’s what counts in the end. Zoro gets another win, but the arc is over for him. Zoro wins.
Brook is one of the weaker members and can’t do beans. If only he hadn’t come so late in the series. Then he could have been a decent character. But Brook will not go far in this blog. He just lacks the power. Zoro wins.
Franky has his Cola power and that usually leads him to victory. Not this time! Zoro has his swords and with them he can do many things. No one can stand up to his power. It’s almost like he’s the strongest swordsman in the world. Zoro wins.
Nico Robin has hand powers, but they won’t work on Zoro. Zoro’s swords would just slash through and defeat her once and for all. This isn’t too sad because no one can defeat Zoro. He’s undefeated and that’s the cool part. Zoro wins.
Zoro has sword skills that he can use to slash through the strongest defenses. No one can stop him. Usopp can try but in the end he’s not in Zoro’s league. Zoro is quite possibly the strongest Pirate in the Great Seas. Zoro wins.
Zoro has sword skills that he can use to pwn whoever he wants. Nami can’t stop him and can only wish she could. Nami has a weather staff. with it she can shoot thunder and pwn. Just not Zoro, because he’s too tough. Zoro wins.
The Strawhats Arc finally starts. Zoro shows quickly why Sanji’s no match for him. Sanji kicks while Zoro slashes. Sword trumps leg every time. It’s pretty sad for Sanji but I guess we all knew he would play second fiddle to Zoro. Zoro wins.
Zoro finally cracks 10 wins. Cattleya is toast. She can’t take down Zoro in a million years. Zoro has swords that he uses to pwn people. No one can stop him because he’s too strong. Zoro wins.
Saya is finally crushed under the hand of justice. She shouldn’t have even lasted this long. She’s not nearly cool enough. Zoro is the guy who pwns here. He’s a high above. Zoro wins.
This is a tribute to the Living Daylights. He drops again. This time Zoro is the guy to take him down. Hopefully Bond is used to losing now, because it happens a lot to him. Zoro wins.