Wasp Woman Review

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You can probably already tell that this is a horror film from the title right? Well, the Wasp Woman takes an interesting approach as the monster doesn’t appear for most of the film. This may be a good thing or it could be a bad thing. I’d say that it’s time to find out!

Janice Starlin is the main character of the film and her company is starting to lose steam. Ever since she was replaced as the model for the company, people stopped using their products. The “General Audience” isn’t open to change and they want Janice to be the model once again. She may not be as young as she used to be, but beauty isn’t skin deep right? Even so, Janice wants to look younger again and seizes the opportunity when a suspicious character comes along and offers her this chance.

Janice believes the poor fellow and he begins his experiments. He answers only to her and nobody can see what he’s up to. He gives Janice injections that will help her to become younger. Janice quickly gets greedy and decides that she wants to get younger at a quicker rate. The Doctor gets into a car accident, which writes him out of the film for the most part. Janice’s coworkers start to suspect that something is up and look into the matter. They infiltrate his lab, but they usually did it one at a time. If you’ve watched horror films before, then you probably know that this isn’t a good idea.

Slowly, people begin to vanish during the night. They are not seen the next day, but their bag/clothes may still be around. It’s as if they’re still in the building, but there are no signs of a struggle. What’s happening!? Not even the night guard is able to stand against this creature. The heroes may be doomed this time.

The Wasp Woman is an intriguing villain, but she’s pretty weak. Physically she’s about as strong as the average mortal and likewise with her defense, speed, and everything else. Her strongest attack is her bite which tends to destroy her opponents in a single hit. Still, she definitely isn’t the next Godzilla! I did prefer her to the Gill Man, but that’s about it.

One thing that hurt this film was the scene involving the cat. It was supremely uncalled for and was just here to fill in the old horror cliche, where an animal always has to die. The film definitely lost a lot of points with that scene and it just wasn’t able to bounce back.

So, this film didn’t really have any great characters. Cooper wasn’t bad, but I think he tried a little too hard to be “cool”. Janice forgot the true meaning of beauty and the rest of the characters didn’t make the right moves at the right time. If you really want to watch a horror film, then check it out, but I’d definitely recommend checking out Godzilla 2000 instead. Now that’s a horror film!

Overall 2/10

Whiteout vs Siena


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Whiteout is able to blind her opponents, but Siena can fire energy blasts. It’s safe to say that energy blasts will overcome blinding abilities every time. Whiteout just won’t be able to keep up with Siena in a battle and she’ll go down pretty quickly. One good energy blast will put an end to the match. Siena wins.

Oolong vs Zero


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Oolong isn’t a very good fighter and he’s definitely not a good character. Not only are all of his scenes cringe worthy, but he has so many of them. Zero would crush him in an instant and that would be the end of Oolong. This is so much of a blowout that it barely counts as a match! The humanity of it all! Zero wins.

Titanosaurus vs Sin Eater


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Titanosaurus is back and now he’s up against the Sin Eater. Sin Eater definitely knows the score and he’s always ready to win, but this is one match that he will lose. Titanosaurus is a lot bigger than Sin Eater and one good blast should be enough to finish Sin Eater. Titanosaurus wins.

One Above All vs Zero


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The One Above All is back and ready to roll! He’s up against Zero, who is one of the world’s deadliest fighters. The One Above All has been fighting people for a long time, but he always manages to lose. At least he defeated Nemo, but that was a long time ago. Zero could easily win this round in a single shot. Zero wins.

Dawn vs Misty


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Dawn is a skilled pokemon trainer, but she’s not quite as experienced as Misty. Misty is a gym leader and she’s faced many skilled opponents during her career. Not only did she fight Ash Ketchum, but she’s entered in her share of tournaments as well. Dawn’s pokemon are decently tough, but she doesn’t have any heavyweight champs on her side. Misty’s Staryu has always been a pretty lethal weapon, which should help her take the win. Misty wins.

Ellen Berent vs Zero


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Ellen Berent was never a really cool character and she won’t be winning this round. Zero is a much cooler character and he has an awesome character design. Zero’s attacks would be able to take Ellen Berent down in a single shot. Zero also possesses super speed and his sword skills are out of this world. Zero wins.

Kohrak Kal vs Avak


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Kohrak Kal has sonic abilities, but they won’t be enough to stop Avak. Avak has taken on many powerful opponents in the past and he is able to create prisons. This can work as a defensive measure to protect himself and then launch a counter attack. Kohrak Kal will go down for the count and Avak takes a solid victory. Avak wins.

Richard Harland vs Zero


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Zero is a pretty awesome character and MVC3 always reminds me of that. He’s one of the few Megaman characters to get his own series and he definitely deserves it. Richard Harland is a pretty sad main character and he actually expresses interest in murder…definitely not a character that kids will want to look up to for the future! Zero wins.

Superman vs Green Lantern


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Green Lantern has his GL Power Ring and he’s a very capable fighter. His speed is typically underestimated, but he can go very fast. Maybe not as fast as Superman or the Flash, but his speed is incredible and he would easily leave the average character in the dust. I dare say that he could outspeed the Quicksilver. Still, Superman’s faster than Hal and he’s definitely stronger. Green Lantern’s constructs are very formidable since his imagination is really the limit to what he can create. Superman is one of the few heroes of DC who can take Green Lantern down, but it would be a great fight. Superman wins.
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