Mr. Miracle Review


It’s time for me to look at a film where something extremely rare happens. Hallmark actually missed the mark on this one. They just leaned a little too hard on Mr. Miracle not knowing anything to the point where it is actively distracting and also makes no sense with the storyline. I couldn’t ultimately escape this and so the film couldn’t be as good as it should have been.

The film started off with Harry getting super excited because he has been chosen to finally go to Earth and help somebody out. He has been waiting a long time for this chance because if he does well then he gets to stick around on Earth permanently as he helps more and more people. His mission is to help out a girl named Addie who has strayed off the path and isn’t super fulfilled at school Is Harry up to the task or is he about to fail?

The first big problem I have here is that for some reason Harry doesn’t know anything about anything. When he is told to “take a seat” he literally grabs it to walk off with. He takes everything literally and doesn’t know basic concepts like humor. They act like he’s an alien but at some point he had to have been a human before being an angel. Maybe he died as a baby but he’s been waiting years for his turn so it sounds like he should have picked some things up. Ultimately it just makes it so that you are shaking your head whenever he appears. The guy is wayyyyy too overdone.

It actively goes against the storyline of the movie since we never saw that problem with any other angel. I would have to attribute this to be a writing problem because the film could have easily portrayed him as naive or gullible without going this far. The film ends up being illy but not in a particularly funny way. If it was really funny then naturally the issues wouldn’t matter at all. You’re rooting against Harry here because you know that if he succeeds then he will get to stick around.

Fortunately Celeste is around to try and help. The problem is that Harry naturally doesn’t want her help. That is what makes him even worse to be honest. So not only is he terrible at his job but then he is also not willing to accept help. You can’t have a giant ego when you’re this bad. Sure, eventually he accepts the help but it took way too long to get to that point. Celeste probably should have taken a stronger stand against him as well. I’d even recommend reporting him to the other angels for making a mess of things.

As for Addie, the film is mainly supposed to be about her so she is a big character. I thought she was fairly reasonable the whole time. She’s not particularly outgoing and doesn’t like to stand out. I wouldn’t call those objectively negative qualities. I can also see why she didn’t want to help the local bully since they never got along particularly well before. Naturally a romance does bloom out of this which was hard to buy into. I was fine with them finally making amends and getting along though. No sense in holding grudges forever and it seems like things were never too personal.

It’s just hard to take this guy seriously because apparently he was a player for a long while. Sure, no girls are seeing him now that he’s broken his leg but once he is better then that could all change. Addie is doing well to look after him while his mother is out and about but she doesn’t owe him anything more than that. She also has to deal with Harry constantly embarrassing her at school and everything which isn’t easy.

The fact that things go so well for Harry will also have you shaking your head each time. The plot has to bend over backwards to try and make things work out for him and it’s just so forced. They really needed to do something to make this more of a learning experience. If you are going to write Harry like this, then it should be a movie about humility as things get worse and worse until he begs Celeste for help. Another part of the problem here is that he never really does that and she just volunteers help. Right through to the end he just never feels particularly apologetic even though it’s all his fault.

Take Harry out of the film and the whole thing gets way better. After all, it still has the nice Hallmark vibes. It’s generally a pleasant movie to watch and the pacing is fine. You have some fun characters here and it’s the kind of film that you know will have a happy ending. Without Harry I have no doubt that it would hold its own with the average Hallmark experience. So this is a good example of how a film can completely change directions all on account of a single character.

I’ll start wrapping up by saying that it is still an interesting idea to have a main character with powers like this. It’s certainly not the only time we’ve seen this happen and usually it’s a lot of fun. So the takeaway shouldn’t be to remove the supernatural element. In fact, if Harry knew how to use his powers then that would have at least made him look a little competent and could have helped his character.

Overall, Mr. Miracle is one of those films where there is nothing terribly wrong for it but it can be a bit of a hard watch. Harry is just that over the top and I haven’t seen a character that grating in a minute. Side characters sure, but the main character? The film definitely had a serious misstep there and couldn’t course correct in time. If you want to watch a Christmas movie then you should watch just about any other Hallmark movie instead. This one isn’t really going to wow you but if you have no other options left or have already seen all of the Hallmark movies then I guess you should watch this one.

Overall 5/10

Mr Miracle vs Omega Red



Suggested by Sonic Omega Red is a very powerful villain whose main asset is his never ending drive to finish the fight. You can hit this guy many times but he always gets back up ready and willing to battle. Mr Miracle can dodge some hits and make his miraculous escapes but this will only buy him some time. Ultimately he is still going to get knocked out and has no way to effectively land counter strikes here. Omega Red’s tendrils are way too fast. Omega Red wins.

Status Quo vs Mr Miracle




Suggested by Sonic The Status Quo is a guy who doesn’t like to keep things as they are. He uses protests and outrage to try and stop society itself. The guy can’t really fight though. While I wouldn’t usually say Mr Miracle is the strongest fighter out there, he still does have basic super strength as well as a lot of high tech options. With those at his disposal, I can’t really see the Status Quo doing much of anything. He would be taken out before long. Mr Miracle wins.

Vertigo vs Mr Miracle




Suggested by Sonic Vertigo has the impressive ability to make a foe rather dizzy with her voice. It’s not a bad trick for getting her opponents off balance, but I don’t really think it’ll do much more than slow Mr Miracle down. He’s definitely ready for whatever she throws at him. He’s also got some energy manipulation of his own so he’ll be able to blast her from afar without running the risk of losing his balance. Mr Miracle wins.

Mr Miracle vs Lazerman




Mr Miracle is an expert at getting out of traps, but it won’t be enough this time. Lazerman’s just a better fighter in the end. It doesn’t hurt that he’s both faster and stronger than Mr Miracle. So Lazerman’s got a huge advantage in this battle. Poor Mr Miracle drops down the blog ranks. Lazerman wins.

Mr Miracle vs Big Barda



Mr Miracle knows how too get out of traps, but in the end that’s just not enough too defeat Big Barda. Time and time again Big Barda has shown that she’s a much better warrior than Mr Miracle will ever be. Mr Miracle just doesn’t have the super strength or hand to hand skills that Big Barda has. Though they were comrades for a long time Big Barda’s always stayed a couple dozen steps ahead of Mr Miracle. Big Barda wins.