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Jirass vs Norman Bates

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Suggested by Destroyer Norman Bates is one of those guys who can manage to take someone down if he has the element of surprise and they can’t fight back. He’s actually not really much of a fighter though. He would not last very long against a truly powerful opponent and I don’t think that will come as a surprise to anyone. Jirass is a Kaiju of unimaginable power. He won’t be going down very easily here and nothing Norman has up his sleeve can even deal any damage. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Crazy Bus

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Suggested by Destroyer I like the Crazy Bus. It may not have been a character that appeared in too many Arthur episodes but it had a lot of charisma and personality. The Crazy Bus clearly went mad a long time ago but continues to drive people around. If that isn’t dedication then I don’t know what is! That being said, Jirass definitely still has the edge here. That amount of raw power really can’t be messed with. I’d like to see the Crazy Bus try and stop Jirass but it’s just not going to happen. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Buster

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Suggested by Destroyer Buster is a pretty nice kid who always does his best to have fun and eat a lot. Unfortunately that doesn’t translate into being a real fighter. Jirass would have no problem taking him down a few pegs here. Buster just isn’t ready to have a big fight like this and it sows. When you have a kid going up against a Kaiju I don’t think there is any doubt from the start as to who the winner will be. There just isn’t any way for Buster to turn this around. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Yosemite Sam

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Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam has a pretty good gun at the ready. He’s always ready for action but I don’t think he’s quite ready to deal with a Kaiju like this. Jirass could win with a single punch/stomp and I don’t think there’s really much of anything that Yosemite could do to try and stop him. The gap in power is just far too vast and that’s why being a Kaiju has its perks. Yosemite Sam would need some better hardware to compete here. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Thumbelina (DC)

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Suggested by Destroyer Thumbelina is a character who can turn small and you can see how that might not be very helpful in this scenario right? I suppose Thumbelina can try to dodge Jirass’ strikes just by virtue of being so small. Perhaps that will give her the edge in a way. All I’m saying is that it’s definitely a possibility but even then only for a little wile. Without any way to actually injure Jirass this is ultimately a futile endeavor. You can’t win on defense alone. Eventually you need to strike. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Hammer Bro

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Suggested by Destroyer A single Hammer Bro can’t do a whole lot here. He throws the hammers with a lot of force and energy which is always important. That said, it won’t do anything to pierce Jirass’ tough skin. Jirass can then counter with a simple stomp and that would be game over here. The Hammer Bros are fast but I don’t think he would be able to run away from Jirass for very long. Ultimately he just couldn’t escape the stomp. Jirass has been on quite the roll it would seem. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Goomba

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Suggested by Destroyer Goomba is probably one of the most well known minions of all time. This is not a villain to be taken lightly in the slightest. That said, it won’t take Jirass very long to take him down for the count. Goomba just isn’t in the same league as Jirass and that much will be clear from the opening shot. Goomba has no way to defend himself against such a move and will ultimately go down. Jirass won’t even need the patented energy blast here. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Turkey

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Suggested by Destroyer Turkeys are fun little creatures. They have a mean bite and aren’t afraid to get mixed in with the action. That being said, Jirass will still win this match with great ease. What can a bird hope to do against a powerful Kaiju like this? Jirass is on a completely different level and that’s not even counting the energy blast. When you factor that in then the match is really over since you just can’t hope to really do anything against that level of power. It’s all over now. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Moby Dick

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Suggested by Destroyer Moby Dick has returned, but this isn’t a fight that he can win. Jirass is on a completely different level. A single energy blast could quickly turn the tides in an instant. Jirass doesn’t even need to aim properly since the range is so large. Moby Dick also isn’t the fastest character out there so no matter what he tries it’s not like he’ll be able to get out of range quick enough either. This is just a battle that can’t be won. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Cleveland Brown

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Suggested by Destroyer Cleveland Brown is back but this won’t be for a win either. Ultimately there just isn’t anything he could really hope to do against a Kaiju like Jirass. Jirass can also fire off a powerful energy blast which would take out a very large radius. Cleveland Brown has nowhere that he could even try to run to escape such a blast. Durability won’t come into play either since he can’t hope to endure it either. No matter how you slice it, this is a complete win for Jirass. There’s just no getting around that. Jirass wins.