Michonne vs Bass


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Michonne is back, but that means that she must lose to the King of the Blog. Now that we are almost at Records, we can’t take any chances of fighters getting past the cracks this time. Bass shall be at the head of the rankings by a long shot and soon he shall reach 1000 wins. That will be a day to remember for years and years! Bass wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Michonne


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Balki Bartokomous is back for another loss. This character seriously can’t catch a break and he still has quite a few more rounds to go. Michonne has a katana and that is all that she will need to defeat Balki. Balki has no real weapons to speak of and he doesn’t have the same battle experience that Michonne has accumulated anyway. Balki is seriously outgunned here and he is doomed to lose. Michonne wins.

Cheep Cheep vs Anguirus


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Cheep Cheep has come to face off against a powerful Kaiju! Anguirus has been on a roll as of late, but this will be his final battle for the day. This means that he must make it count and there is no fish that can stop him now! Cheep Cheeps make for fun enemies in the Mario titles and they are very resourceful, but I don’t believe that one of them would be a match for Anguirus. A swarm of them is another story…. Anguirus wins.

Anguirus vs Chunk


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The Chunk is ready for some action! He has a gun and his teleportation abilities can also come in handy here. That being said, Anguirus should still have the edge thanks to his sheer size and powerful roar. The Chunk has bitten off more than he can chew with this round and this loss will make him think twice before challenging another Kaiju! Anguirus wins.

Bass vs The Noid


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The Noid may have water balloons and missilles, but those weapons don’t scare Bass. Bass is not the type of opponent who feels fear and that is because Bass is virtually invincible. His barriers can protect him from anything that The Noid can dish out and a single hit would end the fight. The Noid is not exactly known for his durability as a good box of pizza has been shown to overwhelm him. Bass wins.

Princess Vivi vs Yuri


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Princess Vivi used to be one of the higher ranking members of the mysterious Baroque Works so she can certainly take care of herself. She fights with wires that slice and dice her opponents thanks to her jewels that are stuck to them. Yuri has never fought a battle in her life so she is not up to the task of pulling off this upset. Princess Vivi is simply too strong and you would expect royalty to be a few steps ahead of the rest. Princess Vivi wins.

Charlie Bone vs Cosmos


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Charlie Bone can travel to the world of paintings and this ability allows him to gather intel that wouldn’t be possible for most characters. That being said, it is a rather passive ability that isn’t of much help in a fight. Cosmos is not a combatant either, but she does know many different healing spells and she can fight when necessary. After all, healers can sometimes make for deadly fighters! Cosmos wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs The Noid


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I’m afraid that this is a blowout for The Noid! The Noid can shoot blasts of thunder, teleport, and even has some very basic super speed. This helps to account for the fact that he is only about as big as Balki’s shoe…although he had a growth spurt in his video game where he uses a mean YoYo! Balki seems like a reasonably tough adult, but he was not ready to face off against a meta human threat! The Noid wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Rick Grimes


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Balki Bartokomous is about to take a pretty heavy loss here. Rick Grimes has a gun, but he doesn’t even need it here. When it comes down to who is the better fighter, the answer is undoubtedly clear. Rick has the edge in every possible area and the only outcome that can possibly happen is that Balki will have to lose. He’s had a rough time on the blog so far…maybe that will change soon. Rick Grimes wins.

Thor vs Greninja


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Thor is back, but now he’s fighting a true speedster! Thor’s speed is impressive and far greater than most suspect, but I don’t believe that it will be enough to defeat Greninja. Greninja can handle Thor’s mobility and his array of offensive attacks will keep Thor at bay. In a long range battle, Greninja has the edge and he can hold out when in close range thanks to his athletic ability. Thor’s streak of wins will have to stop here. Greninja wins.