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James Bond vs Ethan Hunt

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James Bond is back and now he’s up against Ethan Hunt! Well, they both have their good ole cars and guns. Ethan Hunt is definitely a better fighter, but James Bond takes this. Having all of those gadgets can definitely help a fellow right? Ethan Hunt may have lost this round, but maybe he’ll be back. James Bond wins.

James Bond vs Jaden

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James Bond is back, but if he thinks that his bullets can hurt Jaden, then he’s sorely mistaken! Jaden just needs one good card to take James Bond down once and for all. James Bond just doesn’t have enough skill or speed to even come close. Jaden could probably take him down in hand to hand combat as well. Jaden wins.

James Bond vs Lazerman

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James Bond may have a gun at his disposal, but it won’t be nearly enough to take down someone like Lazerman! One disruption beam should be enough to take him down in an instant, but he could also finish the job easily enough with plain ole hand to hand combat skills. This is one match where James Bond hasn’t even a hope of winning! Lazerman wins.

James Bond vs Train

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James Bond always talked tough, but we all knew that he couldn’t take down a real gunman! Train would defeat James Bond in an instant. Train wouldn’t even need his gun to defeat James Bond. Train is faster, stronger, and he’s a much cooler character overall. James Bond takes another loss in this round. Train wins.

James Bond vs Jaws

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James Bond is lucky to have his gadgets, because Jaws completely overwhelms him physically. James Bond can’t really do any damage to Jaws, and Jaws has some insane durability. James Bond’s best bet is to continually run away while spamming his gunfire. Eventually it will lead to a victory. James Bond wins.

James Bond vs Sasuke

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James Bond has always tried to be a good agent, but in the end he can’t win this round. Sasuke could defeat him with a single shruiken, which is sad for James Bond. The fact of the matter is that James Bond..isn’t so tough. After all, he does get captured and beaten up just about every film..sometimes more than once! Sasuke wins.

James Bond vs Mario

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James Bond has his gun, but Mario would beat him with ease. One good punch would possibly destroy James Bond, but even if it doesn’t, Mario can just speed blitz him all day. James Bond can’t hope to keep up with such high levels of skill. Mario also has his trusty cape, which he can use to make the match even quicker. Mario wins.

Jack Sparrow vs James Bond

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Jack Sparrow is back and he’s up against James Bond. In terms of gun wielding, James Bond has the clear advantage. However, I’d give it to Jack Sparrow in close combat thanks to his sword skills. It’s a close match, but Jack Sparrow becoming immortal definitely helps his case. Jack Sparrow wins.

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Who will win!? (The story is now outdated since the victor was reversed, but it makes for an epic read anyway)

Update! James Bond has enough armaments to survive Jack’s initial gun assault and then counter with his larger armaments such as lasers and rocket launchers. This is game over for Jack Sparrow. James Bond wins.

James Bond vs Ryoma

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This is a tribute to Skyfall. James Bond tries to be tough all the time, but he’s thoroughly outclassed when it comes to fighting Ryoma. With a single tennis ball he could take James Bond down. He can just hit it really hard and there goes Bond. At least he tried and stuff. Ryoma wins.

James Bond vs Batman

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James Bond is back, but he can’t take on Batman. Batman has his gadgets and with one good boomerang he can take down James Bond pretty quickly. James Bond may have a gun, but sometimes guns aren’t enough to win battles. They’re too slow and lack the power that you need to win these battles. Batman wins.