

Suggested by Sonic Killer Frost is very adept at using her ice abilities. With them she can move at great speeds and this also works as a solid defense. Ultimately I don’t think it will be enough for her to defeat Samson though. The ice won’t be working very well on him since he can just shatter it every time. It’ll take a lot of hits to bring him down while in theory he just needs a single blow to turn the tides. When the strength gap is that large, it’s hard to overcome. Doc Samson wins.
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B-Rabbit vs Ai Hayasaka


B Rabbit is a very strong warrior only she is constantly being nerfed so she ends up taking a considerable amount of losses. Still, it never keeps her down and she is always rather confident under pressure. She definitely has the speed and strength needed to overwhelm Hayasaka here. No amount of agility or quick thinking is enough to overcome the gap in ability here. B-Rabbit wins.
Shigeo Kageyama vs Tobio Kageyama


Shigeo Kageyama is considerably more powerful than Tobio as he has perfected his psychic abilities. Tobio has good volleyball skills and a mountain of determination but that’s just not going to be enough here. He’s still going to end up being absolutely dominated within the paint. He can throw as many volleyballs as he wants but they will not be able to get past Shigeo’s barriers. Shigeo Kageyama wins.
Shoyo Hinata vs Hinata


Shoyo is one of the greatest volleyball players of all time. It’s no exaggeration to say that he could beat almost any character in the series at pure momentum and team cooperation. That said, Hinata is a master of the hand to hand combat style of fighting and should easily be able to counter and shots he can try. Shoyo isn’t really known as a big fighter and so he’s quickly going to be left in the dust here. Hinata wins.
Shoyo Hinata vs Marlin


Marlin is a nice guy. He taught Nemo all that he knows but at the end of the day it just wasn’t enough to prevent him from being captured. Well, in this case it won’t be enough to keep himself from being defeated by Shoyo. Shoyo is the kind of kid who keeps on fighting until he has victory in his grasp. He won’t be losing focus or underestimating Marlin so victory is assured. Shoyo Hinata wins.
Oz Vessalius vs Kaguya Shinomiya


Kaguya is a very capable strategist but she’s not going to be able to take down Oz. Oz is trained with the sword to an extent and has his contract with the B Rabbit. Kaguya’s archery can be a really good long range option to be sure but it’s not quite as good as the sword. Granted, in cases where you are really expert with the bow you can pull off the win but ultimately this isn’t that matchup. Oz Vessalius wins.
Tobio Kageyama vs Damian Desmond


Damian Desmond has some volleyball experience and knows how to make a save in a pinch. So this may not be a complete stomp but Tobio has the height advantage and years of experience. So whether they are playing a normal match or engaging in a brawl, Tobio’s got this in the bag. There’s no stopping him once he’s on a roll so this should be a very quick victory. Damian has no defensive answers here. Tobio Kageyama wins.
Kaguya Shinomiya vs Rosie (Caillou)


Kaguya Shinomiya is rich, smart, and very quick to react to each and every situation. It’s fair to say that Rosie would not be able to compete with her here. The age difference is already pretty massive but beyond that Kaguya is just very skilled at a variety of fields including archery. She should be able to win this match within mere moments and then move on to the next challenge. Kaguya Shinomiya wins.
Adolphe Pescarolo vs Ai Hayasaka


The Principal is one of those characters who always seems to know more than he’s letting on but that doesn’t mean that he is ready to win this round. At the end of the day Hayasaka has ninja skills and is good at close quarters combat. Adolphe’s never been in a fight in his life or at least that’s the impression he gives you. He would quickly be left in the dust here and wouldn’t be able to do much. Ai Hayasaka wins.
Jailhouse Rock Review

I haven’t seen a whole lot of Elvis so this was a good chance to see him in action. It’s a very retro kind of film that is entertaining but I wouldn’t say it’s one of the greats. The movie does avoid one major source of drama that I was expecting so that was impressive though. It actually threw me for a bit of a loop there and I appreciated that. Either way you’ll have a good time here.
The movie starts off with Vince murdering someone that was bothering a lady at the local shop. He’s taken to jail as a result and there he meets Hunk, the prisoner who pretty much runs the place. The main currency here is cigarette packs. If you have a lot of those then you’re in good shape but otherwise you’re in for a rough time. Hunk teaches Vince how to play some music and explains that this is the best way to get rich. They end up doing really well on a show together, although mainly it was Vince who was the hit. Hunk figures he can leverage this into some success down the road so he has Vince sign an agreement that they will team up in the future with Hunk getting a 40% cut.
Well, Vince heads out into the world where he meets a girl named Peggy who is a bit of a records agent. She gets the music to the people who need to hear it. It’s a long road to the top but Vince does rather well for himself. The only trouble now is that it’s starting to get to his head and he’s taking Peggy for granted. Additionally Hunk shows up and wants his cut. Will Vince be able to get out of this in one piece or has he doomed himself already?
I can’t say I liked Vince much at all here though. The guy was always acting rather aggressive and antagonistic for no real reason. Like when he got to meet Peggy’s parents he jumped right into being defensive and landing a bunch of insults. He keeps this up throughout the entire movie and can never seem to have one conversation without immediately attacking. Even the scene where he murders the guy early on is because he doesn’t know when to stop during the fight. He just keeps going and gets himself into trouble. He’s lucky that his fight at the prison didn’t end up setting his return date back in a big way because that could have been bad.
Vince seems to think he can cure all of his problems with a kiss and unfortunately that tends to be true. For both Peggy and the actress he was working on in the latter scenes, he just acts as mean as he wants because then whenever they start to tell him that they’re leaving, he just pulls out the moves and they’re okay with it. Because of that he doesn’t feel any real need to change and so he doesn’t. I think the film could have been a little tougher on him or at least made sure that things didn’t go Vince’s way all the time. Would have made for better character development.
It also hurts the other characters a bit like Peggy. It’s hard to see what she sees in him as a result. She should have laid out better boundaries here and once he cut things off, I’d say the romance should have been off the table too. He was just too greedy and wanted everything without giving anything up in return. That’s not the right way to kick off any relationship.
Now I did appreciate the part in the film where Hunk confronts Vince with his blackmail but is quickly defeated. Vince wisely checked with his attorney first and confirmed that the contract was not going to hold up. I liked this because usually what would have happened is that this would have been a whole big mess as Hunk keeps blackmailing him into doing a lot of stuff like giving Hunk more commercials and it would have all been pretty sad. Instead this was stopped at the jump. Vince still gave Hunk a chance to play live but when that didn’t work out, that was it. He gave Hunk a side job and called it a day. That was the right way to handle this but it’s just so rare to see that I ended up being surprised. Most impressive I would say.
So I may have had my issues with the film like the main character and the weak romance but at the end of the day it was still fun. It doesn’t drag on and the film is really quick. It also handled Hunk in the right way. He’s a greedy guy who wants a lot of money and all but he ended up not being comically evil. Once he got a good deal then he was ready to be supportive. That’s absolutely what you want to see here.
Really if Vince wasn’t determined to be awful at every turn then he really would have been mega rich. Why would he be slacking on the records of all things? That was his first big career move and it felt like music was his passion. I guess in the end relaxing and just enjoying his spoils was really the most important thing to him. Definitely a shame.
As for the music, well I wouldn’t say I’m a big Elvis fan but the songs were catchy enough. I can see why they would have gotten big back in the day. They’re certainly easy to dance to and that’s really the main ingredient you want to see in a song. The country song was a little slow but as Hunk was doomed to fail that was probably intentional. The songs properly enhance the film without taking it over so I would also say that the balance was on point here.
Overall, Jailhouse Rock is a good movie. It’s one that probably could have been better but either way I’d recommend checking it out if you want to have a fun ole time. There’s a good amount of replay value here and it’s just an uplifting movie from start to finish. Even when things get serious like at the ending, it’s never for very long so you can go back to grinning and cheering again. I’ve certainly got another Elvis film coming up so we’ll see how it stands up to this one.
Overall 6/10