Category Archives: Lazerman Battles

Ankylosaurus vs Lazerman

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Ankylosaurus is back, but he’s not quite back to pwn. Lazerman is far too powerful and with one good blast he can take down many beings who are in his way. Ankylosaurus drops down the ranks with this loss, but he’ll probably be back one day. Lazerman has the disruption beam after all. Lazerman wins.

Porunga vs Lazerman

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Lazerman has his disruption beam which can take down nearly any being in one shot. Porunga may be powerful, but in the end he’s not fast enough. Even in raw power he can’t take down Lazerman. Lazerman’s beaten much stronger opponents in the past. They just didn’t have what it took to win. Lazerman wins.

Alex Rider vs Lazerman

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“My name is Lazerman!” When fans all around the world heard that line you knew that things had just gotten real! Alex Rider may be pretty tough and can stand up to many enemies, but in the end they aren’t powerful enough to take down Lazerman. So Alex Rider is pretty much doomed. Lazerman wins.

Bigfoot vs Lazerman

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Lazerman is back yet again. He sure gets around eh? Bigfoot may be big, but Lazerman’s disruption blast is far too intense for Bigfoot. Bigfoot just doesn’t have enough skills to take down Lazerman. This is why Lazerman’s getting closer and closer to 150 matches. One day he’ll make it there. Lazerman wins.

Yeti vs Lazerman

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Lazerman has his disruption blast which can take out many opponents, but let’s do this the old fashioned way. If it came to a fist fight Lazerman’s smarter, faster, and stronger so he can take down Yeti. Lazerman’s also more experienced in hand to hand combat. Yeti takes a loss. Lazerman wins.

Shenron vs Lazerman

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Lazerman has disruption beams which can take down Shenron fast. Of course Lazerman can also just use his hand to hand skills to take down Shenron. Shenron is a huge dragon, but he’s a little too big in the end. It makes it hard for him to dodge anything. Lazerman’s far too fast. Lazerman wins.

Miss Arrow vs Lazerman

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Miss Arrow is back, but not for a win. She doesn’t have the same kind of abilities that Lazerman has. Lazerman has fought guys like Megaman and Shademan in the past. Miss Arrow may have lost this match, but maybe one day she’ll be back for a win. Of course Lazerman will be back pretty soon. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Presence

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Presence is so “powerful” that I don’t think he’d get a single hit on Lazerman. Lazerman is just far too powerful to lose this round. The Presence drops down the rankings yet again. Lazerman meanwhile gets yet another win and will be back shortly. Stopping Lazerman is like trying to stop raw power. Lazerman wins.

Bubbleman vs Lazerman

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Bubbleman is back, but he can’t quite take on a being like Lazerman. Lazerman has the disruption beam which can one shot Bubbleman. Bubbleman just doesn’t have the skills to take him down. Lazerman is a living legend and this is why. Lazerman just doesn’t go down. He is King of the Darkloids after all. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Megaman

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Lazerman has fought many opponents in the past. They just couldn’t take down someone like Megaman. Megaman’s far too powerful to lose this fight. Lazerman has the disruption beam, but Megaman has Bass Style and with it he can take down Lazerman in one blow. Lazerman just can’t win this round. Megaman wins.