

Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam has bullets for days and he will keep on firing his gun over and over until he lands a solid hit on Derpy. Derpy is not a character who is really ready to withstand Sam’s onslaught for very long. Ultimately she will be going down for the count here because she’s not going to be dodging all of those bullets for long before running out of stamina. Meanwhile Sam’s ammo will be able to outlast her so she really has no paths to victory here. Yosemite Sam wins.
Category Archives: Yosemite Sam Battles
Giant Condor vs Yosemite Sam


Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam has his gun and he’s a quick little fella but he’s not ready to take on the Giant Condor. Put it this way, Giant Condor is so big that he’s basically a Kaiju despite being a normal bird. You really can’t say that for most fighters like him. He has no ranged attacks, that’s true but he would still be able to outmatch Yosemite Sam real quick with physical charges. There would just be no way to stop this beast! Giant Condor wins.
Rhedosaurus vs Yosemite Sam


Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam always has his twin gun style at the ready. If his bullets land then that would really be game over. There isn’t a whole lot that the Rhedosaurus can do in order to stop him….unless he is fairly bullet proof? Rhedosaurus doesn’t quite have the same durability stats as most Kaiju but he is quick and that would let him barrel into Sam right away. This will make the bullets more of a non factor as the monster will claim victory before he goes down. Rhedosaurus wins.
Rainbow Dash vs Yosemite Sam


Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam has a lot of guns, but here’s the problem…Rainbow Dash is easily a bullet timer. She can dodge his attacks easily and then counter with her own. When you put that into perspective then he is really doomed. Sam doesn’t have any real fallback options at his disposal and that’s why he is doomed here. Rainbow Dash wins.
Jirass vs Yosemite Sam


Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam has a pretty good gun at the ready. He’s always ready for action but I don’t think he’s quite ready to deal with a Kaiju like this. Jirass could win with a single punch/stomp and I don’t think there’s really much of anything that Yosemite could do to try and stop him. The gap in power is just far too vast and that’s why being a Kaiju has its perks. Yosemite Sam would need some better hardware to compete here. Jirass wins.
Pac Man vs Yosemite Sam


Suggested by Destroyer Yosemite Sam is definitely a pretty skilled marksman who can really dish out some pretty good shots. That being said, he would quickly be put on the defensive here. Pac Man has a lot of fruits at his disposal as well as a good amount of elemental forms. In his fire mode for example he could just burn right through Sam’s gun and that would pretty much make the guy defenseless. It would be hard to come back from that. Pac Man wins.
Battra vs Yosemite Sam
Rodan vs Yosemite Sam
Titanosaurus vs Yosemite Sam


Yosemite Sam’s got his gun with him and one good shot should be enough to take on Titanosaurus…….if he weren’t bullet proof. Titanosaurus just needs to step on Yosemite Sam and the match would be over in an instant. Titanosaurus’s finally back on the blog and he’s definitely ready to start earning some wins. Titanosaurus wins.



