Ban vs James Bond

Posted on by
Reply


Ax-00_begin_user_recognition
James_Bond_(Casino_Royale)
James Bond has returned to fight and he’s ready to really give Ban a piece of his mind. That being said, James Bond has no real way to land a good hit in here. Ban is too quick and his Achilles is more than a match for the secret agent. Achilles has super strength as well as speed, that’s a winning combo if I’ve ever heard of one! Ban wins.

Ban vs One Above All

Posted on by
2


Achilles_pilot_trailer_debut
one-above-all_multiverse2
The One Above All is really not someone that you want to fight considering how powerful he is supposed to be. If he even gets a fraction of the feats that he should be capable of…the One Above All will be a tough fighter to beat. That being said, we haven’t seen any true feats for the guy yet so Ban can easily take the win here. His robot is simply too powerful to stop. Ban wins.

Ban vs Bass

Posted on by
Reply


Ax-00_begin_user_recognition
Bass_gif_BN_DT_DS_by_MegachimalX
Ban makes his debut on the blog, but he’s going up against the strongest fighter in all of media. Naturally, we can’t expect him to win this match, but he can learn from this loss and use his newfound experience to win his next battles. Ban is a tough fighter and he never goes down without a proper fight. We can expect him to be right back after a brief intermission. Until then, let’s watch Bass take the win. Bass wins.

Wii Fit Trainer vs Purna

Posted on by
Reply


Wii-Fit-Trainer-516x278
Purna_in_game
I hope you’re ready to stretch your imagination since it’s time for the Wii Fit Trainer to enter the stage once more. Purna is a pretty impressive fighter considering that she deals with zombies on a day to day basis, but that won’t be enough to defeat this athletic master. The Wii Fit Trainer can pull off just about any Yoga technique and she can also fire off energy blasts that deal tremendous amounts of damage. Purna won’t even be able to get close. Wii Fit Trainer wins.

Jigglypuff vs 5 Volt

Posted on by
Reply


unnamed (1)
5 Volt is a pretty tricky figure and her rapid attacks can make anyone waver, but Jiggles has this. Jigglypuff has many nicknames from her adoring public and everyone knows that you never want to counter her out. All Jigglypuff needs is a brief opening to land her Rest attack and the match will be history. It’s nearly impossible to get up after such a brutal attack. Jigglypuff wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Bass

Posted on by
Reply


1268016407699_0
Bass_gif_BN_DT_DS_by_MegachimalX
There’s no easy way to say this to Balki, but he can’t win this round. Bass is simply too powerful and his speed knows no limits either. I’m confident that Balki will give this match his all, but a single Dark Arm Blade should be enough to take him out of the fight. This is a gap in power that cannot be bridged simply with determination and Bass rises up the blog ranks once more. Bass wins.

Level 4 Akuma vs Lazerman

Posted on by
Reply


250px-Level_4_Akuma
lazerman
It’s been quite a while since we’ve seen good ole Lazerman on the blog, but unfortunately this isn’t a social visit. He’s up against one of the meanest fighters to ever land on the galaxy and I’m afraid that Lazerman is simply out of his depth here. He can attempt to use one of his famous Disruption blasts, but his speed is not enough for him to keep up with this fighter. The Akuma has the edge in both speed and power. Level 4 Akuma wins.

Duck Hunt Dog vs Duck

Posted on by
Reply


unnamed
Duck Hunt Dog arrives on the blog. Typically he would be counted as a normal dog, but being playable in Smash Bros has its perks so he can arrive on the site as his own man. The same doesn’t apply for the Duck, but at least he got his moment in the spotlight. When it comes down to a fight, I think it’s safe to say that the Duck Hunt Dog will manage to take the win here. All he needs is one good hit to take the round. Duck Hunt Dog wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Ms Pac Man

Posted on by
Reply


1268016407699_0
pac-pepper
Balki Bartokomous makes his debut on the blog with this match alongside Ms Pac Man. Both of these fighters are very talented and they don’t typically crumble under pressure. That being said, Ms Pac Man draws her powers from the magical pellets that are scattered around the land and the super strength that she obtains should be more than a match for Balki’s abilities. Ms Pac Man wins.

Cruis’n Stats and Records

Posted on by
Reply

It’s stats time!

13/16 Cars

Stage Records

China Town 1m 40s
Race Wars 2m 11s
Times Square 1m 37s
L.A. Ghetto 2m
Central Park 1m 57s
Matibu 1m 56s
Golden Gate 2m 9s
New England 2m 3s
China Town X 1m 56s
Hollywood 2m 1s
S.F. Tour 1m 39s
Mulholland Drive 2m 23s