Captain Kirk vs Predator




Predator has some powers, but it’s not those abilities that will save him. His weapons are the best chance for victory. Captain Kirk is not someone who should be taken lightly and he’s always ready for some action. The Predator is a creature born for combat and that could make the difference. Kirk is slightly weaker than the Predator and he loses out in the end. Predator wins.

Update! Kirk was able to go into accelerated mode, which gives him a decent level of super speed which would make victory impossible for a Predator. They’re already pretty evenly matched so this widens the gap between them. Captain Kirk wins.

Captain Kirk vs Captain America




Captain America has the edge in skills, and the fact that he has Mjolnir does help a bit. Kirk has phazers, but those don’t work sometimes. In fact they can be a liability. Because Kirk is so used to them that he’s not in top form. Captain America wins.

Captain Kirk vs Largo




Captain Kirk has a phazer and the Enterprise, but there’s one flaw for him. Without the rest of the crew he can’t operate it. He needs someone to set up the phasers and he needs someone to get it to move. While he’s doing that Largo could get aboard and take him out. Largo also has superhuman beer endurance because he drank 100 cans before passing out and is a genius. He could outsmart Captain Kirk. Plus he has a gun. Captain Kirk drops to 0-1. Largo wins.

Update! I’m afraid that Kirk manages to win this round with his phasers. Captain Kirk wins.