Category Archives: Battles

Petey Piranha vs Piranha Plant

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Suggested by Sonic Petey Piranha is a pretty powerful Mario villain and I’m actually surprised that he had not fought on the blog prior to this as all of the other Piranhas had. (Dino Piranha, Piranha Plant, Peewee Piranha, etc) Piranha Plant is a tough fighter and all, but he’s definitely not quite in the same league as Petey Piranha. Petey can swing his cages with immense power and also has a lot of durability. There’s no way a normal plant can stop him. Petey Piranha wins.

Guyver vs Misty Knight

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Suggested by Anonymous Guyver has returned once more and now he is up against the skilled Misty Knight. Misty has a robotic arm which does amp up her strength. However, that will make it even clearer to her why she can’t win this fight. Guyver is covered with armor and can take any of her hits. Meanwhile her durability still isn’t any better than a normal human’s so one good hit will really seal the deal here. It’s over for her. Guyver wins.

Jar Jar Binks vs Guyver

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Suggested by Anonymous Jar Jar Binks finally makes his debut onto the blog. This guy was never really much of a fan favorite, but I suppose he has his charms. That won’t be enough to do anything of real consequence against Guyver though. Guyver is a pretty powerful fighter who also has speed which makes him a balanced opponent. None of Jar Jar’s tricks will be of any use against him and Guyver will barely be able to even enjoy the match before it’s over. Guyver wins.

Yamcha vs Slade

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Suggested by iKnowledge Yamcha is back and now it’s time for him to teach Slade a thing or two. Slade’s a good fighter and a quick learner so he will quickly realize that he is outmatched here. Yamcha is so strong that he was even able to go up against a Saibaman. It may not have ended all that well for him, but the important thing is that he is always improving. I wouldn’t be surprised if this match ends in an instant. Yamcha wins.

Yamcha vs Ulik

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Suggested by iKnowledge Ulik is a pretty powerful guy. His hits would even shatter a mountain if given the chance. However, Ulik is up against a casual planet buster in the form of Yamcha. Yamcha’s Wolf Fist is also very fast and one hit would instantly destroy Ulik. When you’re up against an opponent who is both faster and stronger than you there really aren’t a whole lot of options at your disposal. I’m afraid that Ulik will not be able to find his way out of this situation and will quickly be defeated. Yamcha wins.

Ken Masters vs Luigi

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Suggested by Sonic Luigi is next to take on Ken, but I don’t think he will be able to do much better. Ken is simply in a different league in terms of proper hand to hand knowledge as well as special abilities. His flame blasts are considerably bigger than Luigi’s. Luigi can try to use his jumps to keep a gap between himself and Ken’s attacks but that will only work for so long. Ultimately Ken always gets his man and that won’t change here. Ken Masters wins.

Bowser Jr vs Ken Masters

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Suggested by Sonic Bowser Jr is a pretty cunning opponent. With his mini car and his cannon balls the guy is a serious threat. However, Ken has something up his sleeve that Bowser Jr simply cannot counter. That is his famous fire Shoryuken. One hit from that and Jr is down for the count. He won’t be able to evade Ken for long so at best he can delay the inevitable. That is what it means to take on a Masters. Ken Masters wins.

Pickman vs Hange

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Suggested by Destroyer Well, this is one of those fights where I can’t say that I am a particularly big fan of either character. Pickman has a cool design, but his personality doesn’t exactly fill you with confidence. Then you have Hange who is so far over the edge that she may as well be one of the villains. Still, she has acquired some actual skills throughout her ordeals and has made it to the point where she is too powerful for Pickman to stop. Hange wins.

Presence vs Waluigi

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Suggested by Destroyer Waluigi is a pretty tough guy, but sports are his forte. I don’t think he is quite ready to take down someone like the Presence…right? That’s what I would have said if I bought into the Presence’s hype, but he’s really just another cosmic being who couldn’t fight if his life depended on it. Waluigi will exploit this weakness very quickly and slam in a home run for victory. Waluigi wins.

Titanosaurus vs Jason Voorhees

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Suggested by Destroyer Jason has definitely claimed many lives over the years, but I don’t think he is quite ready to take out a Kaiju at the moment. Titanosaurus has the massive size advantage against Jason and his durability is through the roof. Even at Jason’s best I don’t think he will be able to do much against this titan. The fighters are simply on completely different levels and that gap in power won’t be bridged so easily. Titanosaurus wins.