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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves Review

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I remember when I first saw the trailer for this film I thought it looked really good. Like surprisingly really good because I just wasn’t ready for this at such a high level. Well, I finally got to see the film and I dare say that it’s even better than I had expected. The witty banter is on point and it manages to nail the Dungeons and Dragons vibe without the many downsides of a film that takes place back in an older setting. It’s a rare W for the past and while it would still likely be tricky for a sequel to replicate this success, at least the chance is there now.

The movie starts off with Edgin and Holga locked up, they’ve been locked up for 2 years which is rough but now they can finally get out if the court votes to release them early. Fortunately, the council does see things in their favor although the heroes break out anyway. The problem is that their old partner Forge has ended up lying to Edgin’s daughter for the last two years and has turned her against him. The guy is also the king of the kingdom now so it won’t be easy to get back at him. Edgin and Holga will have to put together a powerful team in order to break in but can they really pull this off? In the end they are thieves, not conquerors and an infiltration of this level sounds very daunting.

First off one of the big advantages that the film has going its way is that the humor is really funny. It’s not one of those titles that is just trying super hard the whole time. No the gags actually land most of the time and the script is as clever as it appeared to be in the trailers. You’ll have a lot of good laughs here and so this ends up feeling a lot like those classic upbeat adventure films of the good ole days. The film still balances in a lot of great visuals and action scenes though. It just knows when to take things easy.

The special effects here can’t be understated as they just look really good. In just about every scene there is some kind of treasure that really stands out. Then you have the energy effects for the swords and other weapons. For example the energy sword battle was really good in large part because the energy swords looked so real. They deserve a whole lot of props for that. The fights here really delivered.

It’s another example of how the film ended up surpassing my expectations. Everything about it is just so well rounded. The characters are great, the action is great, and so ultimately the film itself was also great. This is a really good video game adaption title. I may not be all that familiar with the games so I couldn’t tell you how accurate the movie is but at the same time my understanding is that the franchise is mostly building the world for you and then from there the stories are endless. So this is just a fun story about a group of thieves and that’s all I needed.

This movie also had the most accurate depiction of an in game dungeon that I’ve ever seen. From the corridors all looking the same to the random chests scattered about, it was great. They even got the fake chests in there as well. This plays out like if you were playing a video game although of course with much higher stakes than usual. I would have ended the film with more of a huge cliffhanger to bait in some sequels but I’m still satisfied with the ending overall. You can plug this movie in at any time because of how self contained it is.

Edgin works well as the main character here. Ultimately he was only captured initially because he went on a super dangerous mission to try and bring his wife back to life. It’s a very noble goal so I wouldn’t fault him for that. He may not be the most powerful guy on the block and he gets mocked very regularly but he never loses faith. That’s what makes Edgin strong. He’s able to just take the shots and keep it moving. Nothing ever gets to this guy.

The film also doesn’t make him comically weak or anything like that. It’s just that he has no special abilities or strength like the others. He’s what I would call an average guy physically with above average resourcefulness. He can break out of being tied up on his own and can quickly jump from portal to portal. He just ends up being the comic relief because the other characters are simply better. It’s a clear distinction from not actually being a strong character so you want to keep that in mind.

Then you have Holga as a very good heroine. She’s one of the standout characters here and can fight with the best of them. Holga is the very stoic character of the group but she’s not uncaring. She’s always nice to Edgin’s daughter and when her friend wants a hug then she’ll let it happen even though she doesn’t love those. Holga’s another very well written character who simply isn’t one dimensional.

This is also where I have to point out that the film pulled off what 99% of movies could not…a good friendship. As Edgin and Holga are the main characters you’re probably expecting a big romance the whole time but that doesn’t happen. Edgin doesn’t suddenly move on from his wife and Holga doesn’t forget about her ex boy friend. These two just get along really well and team up to take care of the kid. They’re good friends and joke/rib each other a lot without things ever getting awkward.

It’s the definition of a great friendship and I really appreciate that. It’s fairly rare to see this nowadays. The only other recent film I can think of off the top is the latest Mission Impossible. There are certainly others when you think about it but in the vast majority of instances the two characters just end up getting together because that’s what the movie figures the audience wants. It would have been super disappointing if that happened here so I was glad that it didn’t. At the end of the day not only is it possible for men and women to simply be friends but it’s an extremely common occurrence. Step outside for a few minutes and that’s the reality around you no matter what the movies may have you believe.

Without that romance drama to split up the team, we get to really see everyone having a lot of fun. The team is hardly the most unified one but they’re a fun one to follow along. The movie’s a blast from start to finish and the light tone just works really well. I would also say on the whole I liked all of the characters. Simon may not be very good at magic but he gets a character arc about learning to believe in himself and harnessing his powers which was definitely good. That’s always a solid story beat to follow.

Doric is another valuable ally to the cause and I really liked how her shapeshifting was handled here. The scene of her starting out as a fly and then transforming into a ton of different animals as she progressed through the castle was great. This is truly not an opponent to underestimate and it was a great way to show off Sofina’s magical abilities without having one of the main cast get caught. I don’t think any of the other heroes would have been able to pull off the infiltration. It would have been way too much for them.

The most powerful fighter of the group has to be Xenk though. He’s a guy who takes everything literally and can be hard to talk too, but he has a solid honor code and is someone you can count on. He won’t ditch the other heroes for anything in the world and his burning blade was the only reason they could get away from the assassins. This guy was really a beast in combat and I’d have liked to see him appear even more.

As for Kira, Edgin’s daughter, well she wasn’t the best. I think she was rather gullible the whole time. I know it’s been 2 years but you should still trust your own father way more than his friend. Forge may have given her a good life all this time but at the end of the day you still have to choose a side and I was surprised that she picked him. I also expected her to do a little more with her invisibility charm although I guess the one big moment is enough.

The only other character that I felt was a little underdeveloped would have been Sofina. She’s a very interesting red mage and one of the first villains from that type I remember seeing. They’re really handy in the Final Fantasy games since they can use both light and dark magic. In this film she’s clearly one of the most powerful characters and should be able to destroy the heroes at any moment but often gets overconfident. By the time she does make a move then it ends up being too late. I still liked her as a villain but would have liked more screen time. Likewise for her master who talks tough in the shadows but there really isn’t much time for him.

Finally we have Forge and he makes for a fun villain. The guy is definitely evil all the way but jokes around a lot so you can quickly mistake him for just being a whimsical type of fellow. Definitely don’t fall for the act, he shows his true colors on more than one occasion. He can’t really fight but serves his role as the more comedic kind of villain. It also did take ambition and resourcefulness to become the lord of the kingdom so you have to give him some credit there.

Overall, Dungeons and Dragons is a really fun film. I had a blast all the way and hope it does get a sequel at some point. Again, films taking place in a setting made to be like the olden days is often very difficult to pull off so the fact that this one did was very impressive. I highly recommend this to anyone who was on the fence about watching it. The positives really outweigh the negatives by a wide margin. Sometimes you just want a really fun action film and this one’s the ticket for you. The writing is particularly impressive but the action and effects are also good so it’s a win/win.

Overall 8/10

Naruto: The Whorl Within the Spiral Review

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It’s always good to see Naruto returning back to the world with a new story. To this day the original series is one of the most influential titles in the entire world. Almost everybody has heard of this series at some point after all. Well, this one’s a prequel about Boruto’s grandfather Minato after he won the global popularity poll. It’s always nice to see more of this guy since he’s so great and the story is handled really well. It’s got action and a lot of character development. Minato and Kushina is also easily the best romance in the series and one of the best in all of Jump.

The story starts off with Minato getting jumped by two Jinjuriki but he manages to escape them. It does give him the inspiration to create a new ninjutsu though and so he creates the Rasengan. It’ll come in handy because Kushina loses control in a fit of rage so he’ll need to take down the Fox once and for all and save her from her destiny. It’s definitely a pretty fun story through and through as we see his true power. No way Obito should have been able to hold his own against this guy. I’m just saying….no shottttttt.

The art here is excellent so right away you can see that the artist has not lost a step. He’s as good as he ever was. The details are really on point and the action scenes are really impressive. It’s cool to see Minato using the true Rasengan. I still think it’s way more impressive how he creates it with one hand compared to Naruto who usually had to use multiple hands to form it. This way’s more instant and lethal in a fight. Since part of the chapter takes place more in a meta dreamscape of sorts I wouldn’t use the attacks for power scaling personally but if you do then Minato scales up considerably since he’s 1 v 1ng the Nine Tails on his own.

The most important thing here though is how devoted Minato is to keeping Kushina safe. He doesn’t waver in that goal and is really someone that she can depend on the whole time. He makes sure not to injure her at all and takes some pretty serious injuries in getting her control again. He clearly trained in the sealing jutsus a whole lot off screen and from the chapter we see that he was meeting with Kushina almost daily to improve his skills. Minato definitely has the level of determination that we usually see Naruto with.

You could absolutely make a whole miniseries out of this so in a way it’s too bad that this is just a oneshot. You can feel that there is a lot of story left to tell even though it’s unlikely that we will ever get to see this. We even see more of Minato’s squad including an Uchiha but it’s hard to say who that would have even been. Possibly a whole new character I suppose. It’s also interesting seeing the Nine Tails as more of a true villain again.

Of course the Hidden Leaf looks as tactless and corrupt as always. They surely could have handled Kushina with more grace than basically threatening her not to leave the village constantly so she wouldn’t run out of control. She wouldn’t be trying to run off and everything if she wasn’t under so much pressure. That’s just common sense but these guys are dragging her anyway. I was glad to see her take them for a loop. While the chapter is definitely more Minato focused, she definitely gets her time to shine here too. In the end she was also pivotal with coming up with a good name for the new jutsu.

Overall, This was a really fun story. It’s very well contained and the 50 pages go by in a flash. You’ll read this in minutes because it’s just such a good story. Hopefully we get more one shot adventures in the future. In the meantime you can read this even if you haven’t started Naruto yet and maybe it’ll inspire you to check out the series. It’s very new reader friendly but of course if you’ve read the main series then you will enjoy it even more.

Overall 8/10

Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One Review

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Mission Impossible is one of those series that always delvers high quality pictures and this one is no exception. I’ve been looking forward to Dead Reckoning for quite a while now and it’s really everything you could hope for it to be. The dialogue is very strong, there are a bunch of great characters, and the pacing is on point. Something is always going on here and there is a lot of replay value despite the length. This movie is definitely the complete package.

The film starts off with a submarine testing out some new tech but unfortunately things don’t go very well for it. We then cut to Ethan Hunt receiving a new mission, however this time he gets it with a lot of subtle threats as well. This is apparently the biggest mission of his career. He needs to recover two keys that open something that isn’t any of his business and the whole world is at stake. Ethan’s not really satisfied with that answer and decides to delve into this a bit further but this is at the cost of the whole world being after him. Every special intelligence agency in the world is on his tail now. He may be the most powerful Agent in the world but can even Ethan beat the combined forces of the planet?

Fortunately Ethan isn’t completely alone. His two steadfast allies Luther and Benji are around as always. Luther’s still great at hacking and managing everything from the control room. Meanwhile Benji always ends up getting a side mission of his own and he does well in them. These two are fun characters here as always. They may feel out of their depth in a lot of ways but it is a fact that Ethan would have been in big trouble without them.

Ethan here is a very solid main character who makes the right calls at the right times. I appreciate that he still has a strong sense of justice here and is always ready to save a friend even if it means defying orders. Ultimately that’s what you need to be able to do because if you just follow orders then you will inevitably become the villain. It’s not the first time Ethan’s had to go against the government either although I will say that it’s probably the quickest. He has to go rogue almost immediately here.

It’s another thing I appreciate about this film. The action starts up very quickly. We go to the desert and have an opening fight, after that we have an infiltration by Ethan, then a bunch of chase scenes and they just keep on going. Ethan certainly gets a lot of running done here that’ for sure but he gets to show off his intelligence and resourcefulness as well. Ethan is a fighter but the reason he is the best is because he always finds a way to win. His quick thinking in posing as a lawyer for example got him out of one jam.

The guy pulls off plans and disguises pretty much back to back and does it seamlessly. Also while the film’s a pretty serious one with an intense plot it does still make some for some good humor. There are a lot of quick lines that are really funny and all of the jokes are well thought out. You won’t be groaning at any point or anything like that here. The movie cycles through all of the genres rather effortlessly.

So it goes without saying that Ethan is the best character here. Then as the main heroine we have Grace who is a thief. A very good one at that as she manages to even pick Ethan’s pocket more than once. She causes a lot of damage and destruction throughout the movie because of how persistent she is. After a point you’ll probably just find yourself wishing Ethan would capture her already with how many times she betrays the group but ultimately that’s not how he operates. He wants to do his best to get her on his side as opposed to using force.

At times Grace really seems to act against basic survival instincts with how she handles this but ultimately she’s still a good character. She is a nice character for Ethan to have some banter with and she can actually fight which is always a plus. Automatically that helps her character out and when the chips were down she did get up and deliver so she has my respect.

Then there’s Ilsa who is another solid character. She doesn’t do quite as much here but we get to see how she’s still a really good shot and of course her close combat abilities are nothing to sneeze at. Definitely not someone you want to underestimate. Good ole Kittridge returns here as well although I can’t say that he looks too impressive. A bit of a shady fellow and while he may want what’s right for the country, his views aren’t always the best ones. I was definitely on Ethan’s side the whole time.

Alanna is one of the big villains/wild card characters here and she was a fun character to shake things up. She has a lot of connections/resources so whenever there is danger you can bet that she’s watching it unfold somewhere. I think the way she was dealt with near the end was a bit too easy so I couldn’t really buy into it but she definitely did a lot in this title.

Then there’s the main villain but it seems like the trailers avoided showing much of this guy so I won’t name him. Then the main villain has a boss that is mentioned constantly but we don’t know much about it. I’m not expecting the boss to really do anything other than get terminated in part two but the human villain has a lot to do here. He is able to fight really well and has a ton of confidence. He’s smirking in just about every scene that he is in and the guy keeps up with Ethan the whole time. This guy had to play his cards perfectly and that’s exactly what he did. Definitely not the kind of character that you can easily forget and I dare say that he may be the best out of all the Mission Impossible villains. It’s just hard to pull one over the guy.

Having a good villain like that is definitely huge for the movie. There are other villains here like one of his main minions but ultimately they’re more for the action while he is doing the thinking. They would not be able to keep up in that arena. Now if I had any small issue with the film it is that I would have liked to have seen some more factions. After all, think about it for a moment. The entire world is after Ethan so we should be seeing the CIA, M16, Japanese special forces, etc. Really the only main faction getting in on the action here are the Americans and for the most part the others are mentioned but don’t do as much.

I think in a lot of ways this should have been as chaotic as John Wick 3. You should have had people shooting from every direction and causing a lot of trouble. Of course this film isn’t a full action like that but I think you could still pull this off really naturally. I really liked the main cop who was after Ethan the whole time and think having more characters like that would have been great.

The soundtrack is really good as you would expect. The Mission Impossible theme plays quite a few times and it is definitely a catchy tune. There are a number of solid action themes within the movie as well so it never misses a beat. Of course the graphics are also really good as you would expect. The part looked very futuristic and every special effect was really clear. The series is second to none when it comes to showing off a bunch of great locations and making them all fit in.

There may be less actual fight scenes compared to some of the other Mission Impossible films but in the end you will still get a satisfying amount of action. Ethan takes a lot of fighters down and the supporting characters get to fight as well. There are also a lot of chase scenes as you would expect so you’re also getting action in that way as well. This is a very smart film so you can expect a lot of good planning too. At most you could make the case that maybe the main villain should have already won but otherwise I didn’t have any issues with the power levels or the plans going on. It all operated on a high level and had logic that made sense within the film.

It’s always a big thing when a film never gets boring and this one was really engaging the whole time through. There’s a lot more to say about the movie in the spoilers realm but I’ll let you see that for yourself. Sometimes I end up including a warning and then doing a spoiler section when there’s something I really need to dive into but in this case I would say there isn’t. Main thing to know is just that I was on Ethan’s side the whole time. The villains/antagonists and all of their goals are interesting to be sure but still not ones that I can get behind.

Overall, Mission Impossible succeeds in a big way once again. There’s a whole lot happening in this movie and it’s all balanced really well. I would say another strength to the film is how much was hidden. The trailers really didn’t touch on much of anything at all which meant there was a lot more to be surprised about. It can be a risky strategy nowadays since people probably want to see a lot to know if they’re going to theaters or not, but I would say the risk definitely paid off big time. I’m eagerly awaiting part 2 now to see if it can top part 1 and of course to see how this whole saga comes to a close. It’s going to be a long year!

Overall 8/10

The Three Musketeers (1973) Review

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Time for a classic tale of the Three Musketeers. They’re a decent group although to me they have never been one of the top ones. You see them now and again but I’ve never seen any incarnation that completely wow’d me. Well this one is more of the same. It’s not all that solid and sometimes messes up on the mix between action and comedy. Ultimately you want to root for a group that’s a bit more heroic and in a way a film about the trio without the main guy from this film probably would have worked better.

The movie starts with D’artagnan (I’ll just call him Dart after this) finally getting ready to head out on his own. He has his sword and his dignity and so he can finally become a knight and serve the royal family. Unfortunately his abilities are truly awful and he ends up getting on the wrong foot with every character imaginable. He must now face several duels to the death in a row and may find himself dead before he can even make a name for himself. Even worse, he has fallen in love with a married woman and is trying to take her away from the husband. Can he fall ever further?

That’s one of the big problems with the film which is that he’s just not a likable main character. You can’t root for him when he’s actively trying to convince someone to cheat. That’s awful and one of many reasons why the romance is really bad in this film. You already know he’s going to succeed and yet you’re just disappointed as that happens. I also think he should have looked a little more powerful. I get that he is in over his head but I’d have liked him to have at least had some kind of abilities to back up his bravado. Instead he just looks desperate. By the end of the film he can fight to a degree but I’m just going to say that he got lucky tbh.

In a way Dart being so unlikeable retroactively makes the intro even better as everyone clowns on him. The guy definitely doesn’t deserve much respect so I can also see why the team isn’t thrilled to have him around. The Three Musketeers already had a good dynamic going without him after all. On the roof they beat up the royal soldiers rather easily and based on the dialogue we have to assume that they do this rather often. They have a mutual understanding going where they beat up the enemies but spare their lives each time so it works out. At least you don’t have to worry about losing your life in the struggle.

The fights are handled well where you do get some good choreography at times before the gags come in. I also thought the most clever scene in the film is also one that involved the trio as they pretended to start fighting each other but were actually just stealing food left and right. It actually takes you a minute or two to notice that this is what they were doing so to my mind that means it was a very convincing moment. I was definitely impressed at any rate. There aren’t a whole lot of moments that impressed me so I’ll take what I can get.

I will still say that the movie is at its best during the battles. If it focused more on all of the fencing then the movie would have benefited from it. It also does have some solid moments of humor. I tend to enjoy the dialogue and the banter with the villains. So really the sticking point here is the sorry romance with Dart. It’s just no good and does a disservice to his character. There’s also a subplot with another royal having an affair and you really see just how depraved most of the cast is.

Politics and affairs tend to be a big part of any adventures back in the day like this but you expect the hero to at least stay away from them. The ending is really about them finally being a team but I think the better ending would have been to have the 3 leave Dart behind and say he just wasn’t ready or something like that. I think that would have worked out really well.

In the end this just isn’t a film that will end up being very high for you. It doesn’t have enough hooks to keep you engaged the whole time and you know that you’ve seen plenty of better films tackling similar themes. The newbie who gradually becomes good enough to become one of the big members of a team is a fairly common dynamic after all. The problem is that Dart just doesn’t have the work ethic or skills to seriously be considered no matter how well he may have done by the end.

Overall, The Three Musketeers is going to have to wait a little longer to get a definitive version of the characters. At least the villain was a lot of fun with his planning and usually being one step ahead. I can always appreciate a villain like that, someone to keep the heroes on their toes. If we can get the heroes to be a little better then it’ll work even better. Of course there is a sequel so it is absolutely possible that it’ll be the turning point. Only time will tell but in the meantime I’d say that you can skip this one. It’s not awful or anything but I don’t think there’s much reason to watch it imo.

Overall 4/10

Blame! Review

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Blame! is one of those manga that is definitely super unique. You really won’t see very many things like it. So it’s pretty cool that this got a movie and in some ways it even clears the manga. On average the manga does have higher highs but it also has lower lows with some of the intensity going on there. This one hits a fairly safe peak and stays there. I think it would have looked a whole lot more impressive with proper hand drawn action of course and you could have made this longer but in the end it was a satisfying watch.

The main guy’s name seems to be spelled differently every time I see it. I’m used to something like Kyrii, but here it’s Killy but I’m pretty positive it was spelled differently within the film. I guess it doesn’t matter in the end and I’ll go with Killy. So the movie starts by explaining that humanity fell a long time ago. The world now belongs to the robots. The “Builders” are the robots which continue increasing the size of the world to no end. The problem with this of course is that these are basically empty buildings and floors with no food or anything and so humanity keeps falling more and more to hunger. You can travel for days just to get enough food for one meal.

The film follows a girl named Zuru as she tries to help her village by finding food but it isn’t easy. She leads an expedition to get something at least but most of her group are murdered by the nearby robots. The only silver lining is that she bumped into Killy who is clearly very powerful. If the village can get him to stick around then maybe they’ll be saved. However, Killy has bigger goals in mind and aims to save the entire world if he can just find the net terminal gene. Is it possible that this is actually located within the village?

The apocalyptic world is a very good setting for this story and the film does properly capture the atmosphere from the manga. The robots are for all intents and purposes limitless since the master computer can create hundreds in seconds and installs new bases with every expansion. Basic robots are enough to destroy dozens of humans and the specific material needed to destroy them is very limited. By the start of the film the heroes have already lost most of their ammo. The exception to this is Killy who has a super gun with unlimited ammo but the drawback is that it does zap some of his energy every time he uses it.

The humans really figure that they are only delaying the inevitable and that there is no true victory at the end of the tunnel. It’s a rather depressing thought but it is impressive that they have lasted this long so far. A good chunk of the film is really about building upon this atmosphere and so I wouldn’t expect too much action. We get a big climax near the end and some quick action at the beginning but that’s about it. There are long sections where no fighting happens but fortunately the characters and setting are enough to keep the film afloat.

From the characters Killy is definitely the best character I’d say. It’s clear that at this point he doesn’t have much humanity as he’s basically emotionless and can barely even talk at times. He will say his general idea but that’s about it. He’s not exactly a conversationalist and is really just interested in saving the world. Think of him like the Terminator in that respect. Ultimately he is someone you want on your side though and he quickly goes back to help the humans when they’re in trouble. He ultimately prioritizes saving the world over side missions but he won’t abandon anyone right in front of him. That’s really all you can ask for from a guy in this kind of rough situation.

He does save a ton of lives directly by beating the enemies and indirectly by giving the village enough food to tide them over for a few months. Then Cibo is the other big character here as she is someone who managed to survive for thousands of years long enough for Killy to return. That can’t have been easy so that’s impressive. She’s really handy to have around since she can interact with the robots and has impressive hacking abilities. Cibo is the brains to Killy’s brawn and without her the village would not have been in a good spot. She’s also a lot of fun to have around. She may mostly be emotionless like Killy but she talks a lot more and is someone you can count on.

For the most part the villagers are just around but they’re all likable enough. When they’re wearing the robot suits it can be tough to tell them apart. Outside of the suits they all just want to help the village out. Zuru steps up when the going gets tough and takes the leadership role. This is definitely appreciated since otherwise the village wouldn’t have really had a good plan. The village elder was also good as he made the right call in banking on Killy. After all if the village doesn’t do anything they will eventually die so you may as well take a risk now right? Some of the other villagers tend to panic and don’t do as well so their performance varies.

Then as I mentioned earlier we do get a good fight near the end. Sanakan is the final boss here and she’s one of the more impressive villains in the manga as well. She can hold her own against Killy and then some as her strength and speed both appear superior to his. He has a better weapon which does help to equalize things a bit. What makes Sanakan stand out is how she can actually plan things out and knows how to infiltrate a hero base. The rest of the robots are terrifying but still mindless so you can work around them. That’s not so easy with someone like Sanakan who can use tactics against you.

This worked really well as the climax to this film. It was a fitting way to end as Killy had to fight for humanity’s survival and the fiery backdrop felt appropriate for a final boss. In the end I wouldn’t say the animation for the film is all that great but it’s clear that they tried hard for this fight. The CG can just be a little stiff and it doesn’t have the same intensity that a hand drawn film would have had.

I think CG works well enough for robots as it’s still at a disadvantage but not as much as with the humans. That said, it’s not enough to hurt the film. You can always still tell what is happening and that’s the important part. The soundtrack is a bit more bland, I couldn’t really tell you any of the tracks or even say that I recall them much. For a sci-fi film like this you can absolutely do better.

Overall, Blame! is a pretty fun film and a lot of that is due to the premise and story. With any animation style you’d probably have a good time here and the CG works well enough. Killy is a solid hero to root for and that climax was really intense. This is a film that you won’t be forgetting anytime soon and it would be fun to see it get some sequels and see how that goes. In the meantime while you may be left with some questions, I would say you should get most of it since the film breaks down the story well. In the end robots will always claim the advantage over humanity at some point. It’s only a question of when.

Overall 7/10

Nothing in Common Review

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It’s time for one of those films that will have you knocked out in no time. There just isn’t much good to say about this film while there are certainly a lot of negatives to give it. The romance is everything you don’t want in a film, the drama makes all of the characters look bad by the end and so the ending isn’t particularly satisfying either. Yeah this is definitely one that you’re going to want to skip and fast!

The movie starts off with introducing us to David who has been moving through relationships like butter. He can just never stick with just one person for long and keeps on moving. Well now his parents are having issues as well and ended up splitting up. His mom wants to go back into the dating scene again while his father’s been fired and is trying to work again. Both of their issues are causing issues for David whose job had been going great but now he’s also being distracted. Can he continue to churn out powerful ads while dealing with all of this or is it all over for him? Only time will tell.

First off the film isn’t really able to make you like David as a character because he’s not the committed type. He ends up falling for the daughter of an executive and they have some flings but then he’s still ready to go back to another girl later when Cheryl leaves. David is someone who just never stays in one place and that’s a trait that’s hard to really change even if he does learn more about family later on. If anything seeing what happened to his parents would probably make it even harder for him to ever sustain a normal relationship.

Then the movie goes so far in making his father Max look bad that there isn’t really any way to recover his character later on. He cheated on his wife pretty much right after they got married and it ended up traumatizing her for life. It’s a really big weight to try and get rid of. Then Max is also irresponsible, doesn’t own up to his mistakes, etc. A character like that never ends up being sympathetic and since the film wastes a lot of screen time trying to do so, it’s just no good.

Meanwhile Lorraine comes across as way too desperate when she’s trying to get back into dating. Lets be realistic here, she’s older now since she was married for many years and it’s also not something you should be jumping right into like that. It’s all just too fast. I was glad that she still ended up leaving to try and reclaim her life on her own but the whole dating plot could have been taken out.

In general I think the saddest part about all of this is that the movie would have been so much more fun if it just focused on David. Just be about him and working on the advertisement business and we skip all of the family drama. I would have enjoyed it a lot more for sure and I think it’s fair to say that around the board it would have been a much better film. I still don’t think it would have been great mind you but at least things were happening in David’s plot that were interesting.

For example, seeing how the commercials was made was fun. We got to see the script phase where you write down what’s going to happen, the initial filming, etc. I rather enjoyed that and think you could easily make a whole film around the concept. I’d watch it at least and while it wouldn’t salvage the lackluster romance, the film would have something more to stand on. Ultimately David’s not a good character and he isn’t portrayed as one but you don’t have to worry about that while you’re watching the film.

The best character is definitely his boss Charley. The guy always had David’s back and was ready to defend him from all who would attack. Even to the end he was able to get David his job back and you know there was probably a lot of backlash for that. The guy’s a true friend who looks out for his people even when corporate tries to get in his way. I don’t think there are a lot of people who would have done that.

In the end I also think the movie is really just lacking a true hook as well. Even aside from the unlikable characters you have to ask yourself what the point of the movie was. David learns a lesson in finding a true romance instead of just playing the field and manages to achieve a proper work life balance but you could have done all of that in a much shorter timeframe. I think the film was trying for a fairly happy tone by the end where the redemption arc really worked and it was all good but to me that didn’t quite succeed either. Eh not every film can be a winner but this one just didn’t really have anything to enjoy about it.

Overall, I really didn’t enjoy this film. The whole backstory of what happened with the parents was a bit too tragic. In any plot like that you at least need to leave enough room for things to go well or to part on amiable terms but this wasn’t it. It would have been a more satisfying film if David just ran off to be honest. The whole thing happened a long time ago of course but since he just found out it would have still been rather fresh. In the end it just feels like a mean spirited title so stay far away!

Overall 1/10

Fate/strange Fake: Whispers of Dawn Review

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It’s time for Fate to begin another animated spinoff. The franchise has really done a whole lot as it expands in every way and this film is already going to be getting a full TV show later on. It’s definitely impressive and this one kicks the route off to a really good start. The Holy Grail War always feels grand in every timeline and this one’s no different. The special also already adds a number of different hooks to really make it stand out.

This one starts off with a rumor about a new Grail War taking place in the United Stated. The ministry is skeptical, however they can’t take a chance on this being legit and send over a pair of professionals to check it out. Due to the war being in America the rules are a bit different due to the magical history not being present. There is no ruler/observer this time around and there is one less servant….for now. There are conditions by which an extra servant can still appear but otherwise this is still very much the classic war that you remember. Each of the masters summon their servants and prepare for battle. Who will come out on top?

This whole special/movie is really about setting up the tournament so at this point it has barely started. Still, that makes it the perfect way to build up the hype and introduce the characters. The cast is already quite large so don’t expect them to all do a lot just yet but we already know some of their motivations and we almost get the first big fight here. The quick clash was a good way to get you ready.

Now the main question you may be wondering is…who am I rooting for? Well let me break down the teams and my general view of their goals and why I would or would not root for them. First up we have Gilgamesh and Tine, this is the pair I am rooting for. Tine’s goal is really to win this grail war quickly o that she can push away all of ther interlopers who have appeared and are wrecking the land. As someone who has helped protect the land for many generations she just can’t let this stand and I resect that. Excellent motive right off the bat so she had my attention. She can also fight and took care of the other guy real quick.

One thing you will learn quickly in this series is that you always have to act very quickly. If you want for even a moment then you may get bumped off by the very servant that you summoned or someone else can land a cheap shot. So your best bet is to use a command seal immediately and otherwise you may be in trouble. Tine doesn’t have this problem because she knows how to address Gilgamesh with respect and doesn’t cross any lines. That’s the kind of dedication and devotion that he is looking for in his subjects. No more and no less, just do what you gotta do and you’ll be fine. It’s completely possible that she will have some sinister motivations in the background but for now she’s easy to root for.

Then Gilgamesh is a super impressive servant as always. I love how grand he talks at all times and the man carries himself like a true professional. He is not someone to be trifled with and we actually get to see him cut loose for a little bit as he gets excited in one scuffle. It’s very rare to see him treat any opponent with a high level of respect so that was cool. Also if you’ve been watching some of the other spinoffs like Grand Order then you get a little something extra in all of the interactions with him and his rival since you got to see more of the context there. Yeah I don’t see any team passing this one and they should be the obvious lock to win the tourney.

Then we have Enkidu and Wolf. In theory this is the next strongest pairing but I’m highly expecting Enkidu to suffer the worf effect here. The pieces are all just in place right now. This guy’s a literal god compared to all of the other servants who are mere heroic spirits. He can control the very atmosphere and environment and Gilgamesh has been looking forward to fighting him. I’m betting that the little girl’s shadow is going to show up and murder him since the foreshadowing is already there. It would be a shame to see Enkidu go down so quickly but I do have high hopes for this new villain so it really could work out. It’s also a little too early to actually be worrying all that much.

I like Enkidu as a pretty solid antagonist. He’s a very reasonable fighter and someone with complex motivations. Then you have the owner who is a normal Wolf. It’s an interesting concept since before now we’ve only seen humans be masters but it makes sense that any sentient life could do it. My one problem is how the Wolf is going to be involved in the fighting and could get hurt now. That already happened here and it’s definitely animal violence you don’t want to see. If the series brings that back in any form it’ll definitely be concerning. This was the only part that wasn’t great since the rest of the special was spectacular.

Alexandre is another fun pick for a master because he’s a police officer. I guess police chief is probably more appropriate here and the guy even has a personal army dedicated to his cause. He wants to fight for justice but gets criticized by one of the other officers for it. You can tell that this guy’s sense of justice is probably more the tyrannical sort but considering some other fighters here are going to be pure evil, you may need to root for him.

This is really helping to take full advantage of the fact that the war is in America this time by involving the police and government. I’m really liking the approach. Unfortunately while this guy is one of the more interesting characters, I really don’t like his servant Orlando yet. The guy doesn’t seem like a fighter and gets overwhelmed too easily by his vices. I have a feeling he’s going to be a chore to watch until he eventually gets bumped off. Hopefully he can prove me wrong.

Then we have Flat and Jack who feel completely out of their league. Flat has skills but doesn’t totally know how to use them yet which could come back to hurt him. Then we have Jack the Ripper who seems reasonably tough but not all that impressive. Yeah they should be very worried at this point and could be a first round exit. They have no interesting motivations for being in this tournament either so there’s not much reason to root for them. They’re just doomed.

We don’t know almost anything about Richard and Ayaka yet so I’ll mainly skip them. Richard seems like a solid hero and the only “Hero” out of the 12 who is actually heroic. You can tell that he’ll be one of the main characters. As for Ayaka she appears to still be in her rebellious phase so we’ll have to see how that plays out. I see them being a fun combo to root for but I’ll still take Gilgamesh any day. Richard’s going to really need to prove himself here.

Tsubaki’s just a kid so right now it’s not like she has any big plans. Fortunately she seems to potentially have one of the strongest servants since the mysterious shadow is getting a lot of hype. Her whole plot is wrapped up in some mystery right now since we don’t even know if her parents totally know about what happened. Initially it seemed like her father wanted to be the master based on the planning and getting the artifacts but we also got a scene where he was monitoring a mysterious bruise/imprint on her so maybe this is a plan to make her powerful. Either way I can see this being one of the darker plots but as long as she has the shadow to protect her I expect things are going to start going up for Tsubaki.

Next up is Jester who is very much a big wild card character here. His servant Assassin seemingly took him down for the count right away but he was able to auto revive later on. He definitely has some pretty solid abilities even as a “human” so there is more to him than meets the eye. Even the servants may want to be afraid of the guy at this point and I think the Assassin should be very nervous. It’s going to be difficult for her to get away from this guy should he choose to chase after her. Making some humans a big threat is a good way to increase the tension though so I look forward to seeing what this guy can do.

While Waver and Grey are not in the tournament it will be interesting to see if they get involved in the action. As a pseudo servant Grey can fight and while the Waver show depicted how she would not be able to hold her own against any servant perhaps she can get some kind of power up. Waver is also well versed in magic and perhaps he would be able to come up with a spell that could work as well. They don’t need to get involved but it would certainly be fun.

Francesa is very much another mystery character. She is a servant where we don’t know who her master is and she appears to be a double agent. Francesa also doesn’t seem particularly heroic and has a whole speech about how easy it is to be a villain. This is someone you want to watch out for because she will absolutely stab you in the back. I don’t expect she will end up being one of the stronger servants but should still have a sizable role.

Then we have Faldeus who is a government worker and it seems to be implied he’s either CIA or FBI. He’s a really fun character right off the bat here because he made a great plan and executed it flawlessly. He knows how to be undercover and having the government around here is a brilliant move. It adds a whole new dimension to the Holy Grail War and really spices things up. I’m betting he will be a main antagonist here and at the end of the day even servants can die against bullets if you land the attack with enough stealth. Yeah this guy is going to be a lot of fun.

So there are the combatants. As you can see the movie set up a whole lot of plots and characters right from the jump which is excellent. This tournament is bound to be a blast and even thought the tournament is typically only a few days long, you can easily make this a long series just by having lots of fights, planning etc. The bigger the cast the bigger each day will be and the cast is already quite large here.

The animation is definitely really solid as you would expect. We haven’t had much action yet but all of the characters are really clear and the backgrounds are sharp. The soundtrack isn’t quite as memorable as the other Fate titles just yet but I did really like the ending theme. I’ve been hearing it a lot on Pandora and it really helps bring in the grand vibes of the series. Fate should always feel like a huge deal with even the weakest spirit still being a powerful fighter and that comes across here.

Overall, I expect this is going to be a really high tier part of the Fate franchise. The setup was excellent and there is just so much to do here. It’s still early to get a proper vibe on how things will play out so we’ll just have to wait and see. If they keep the production values and writing up then there should be no worries here. I definitely recommend checking this one out as soon as possible.

Overall 7/10

Blossom Tales II: The Minotaur Prince Review

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It’s time for the big sequel to the first Blossom Tales. The original was a pretty fun homage to the Legend of Zelda games and this one follows suit on that. The game is a fairly short adventure but one where you are having fun the whole time. In the end it’s always better to be a short game that was a blast all the way through than one that faltered at different points right? Well Blossom Tales definitely made sure not to miss a beat with that and the gameplay’s just so smooth. It’s clear that a lot of effort was put into this one.

The basic story is the grandpa is still telling the kids about the adventures in the good ole days. One unique part to this game series is that the adventures are not real as they’re just stories and so the events actually tend to change a bit when the kids interrupt him. Regardless within the story the plot is that the heroine was doing well in a tournament until her brother cheated and won in the finals. She then wished that he would be taken away by the demon king and that’s exactly what happened. She blames herself now and rushes in to save him but alas the brother may have been tempted to the dark side. Is there any way to stop the demon king?

The story itself is fun but I would say it does play second fiddle to the gameplay. The fact that the events aren’t really happening does take a big bite out of the tension which is why I would have definitely changed that part and just cut out the fourth wall breaks to the real world. I know that’s part of the game’s charm but to me it jut works better as a straight adventure.

Now for the gameplay it’s like the old Link games where the camera is overhead and you slash away at any enemies who make the mistake of getting in your way. It’s a pretty fun style and the map areas aren’t too large which compensates for the character speed not being too quick. So you’ve got good balance there right off the gate. Now I know what you might be thinking. Those puzzles probably get annoying right? Well fortunately Blossom Tales does a great job at keeping the puzzles balanced and not letting them overload the actual exploring. In fact I would say it is decisively better than Legend of Zelda in this regard which is definitely impressive.

Who says a homage can’t surpass the original in some ways right? I enjoyed all of the puzzles here. In particular I liked the memory matching and one where you have to connect tiles without stepping on any of them twice. They were difficult puzzles to an extent but very straight forward in how you would solve them. They are more direct brain teasers than they are roundabout puzzles and that’s the way I like it. I want to work on solving a puzzle, not on figuring out what the actual puzzle even is. That’s the big difference here.

The graphics are naturally very nice here. It’s all rather colorful and the background effects are good. It’s going for a retro style without intentionally looking retro. So it’s not going to be looking quite like Fire Emblem Engage for example but it’s a game that is very pleasant to look at and you always know exactly what you are looking at. It’s all handled really well which plays a big part into the calm atmosphere of the game.

This is the kind of title that you can easily pick up and play at any time. A big reason as to why that works is because the map is always labeled so you know exactly where you have to go at any given point. That is huge because a lot of games seriously can’t figure out how maps work. This one never has that problem and I definitely appreciate it. It means that the game went the extra mile. The soundtrack is a little more on the forgettable side but it’s pleasant enough while you’re playing.

As mentioned the game is rather short though so don’t expect to be playing this for very long. I’d say it’s probably around 5-7 hours or so. While some of the puzzles can extend the timer a bit, at the end of the day it’s still not like it will turn this into a long game. There doesn’t seem to be a ton of replay value here either so by and large what you see is what you get. Fortunately that product is a lot of fun. I’d hold off if the price is really high but otherwise there’s nothing to regret here.

Overall, Blossom Tales II is a pretty fun game. It’s the definition of a solid title. You’ll play through it and have a good time. It has no weaknesses and while the game may play it safe by not adding any big mechanics or hooks, sometimes that’s the way to go about it. Give me a fundamentally sound game that has a fun story and quality gameplay and you’ll always have a winner there. I’m definitely up for a third Blossom Tales someday to see how that goes. This kind of game could easily have as many sequels as it wants since there are plenty of fun stories that you can tell.

Overall 7/10

S.W.A.T. Review

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SWAT is one of those franchises that I have heard about on many occasions but I still wouldn’t say that I knew a whole lot about the actual details of it. In the end I suppose it doesn’t really matter though as in a lot of ways the film is a fairly standard adventure. You’re not really going to see a lot of things that surprise you here and I would say the biggest knock against the film could be in how it’s satisfied being a normal thriller. That said, I always defend a film for being just a regular action film as long as the execution is good and that was on point here.

The movie starts with showing us the Swat team in action. They show up and clean out the bad guys rather quickly although in the process they do end up shooting one of the hostages. While the civilian lived, the issue is that this still broke protocol and so Brian is fired while Jim is demoted to being the guy who checks in the guns. Jim’s not happy but figures he’ll just stick around until he can move up again. That opportunity comes soon as Hondo is brought in to help the Swat’s poor public image. He is putting together a team of his own and decides that he wants Jim on it. This is Jim’s chance to finally make a comeback, but can he still hang with the rest of these professionals? Only time will tell!

First off I have to give the film credit for the soundtrack. There are quite a few lyrical songs that show up in this film which sound really good. The fast paced rock and high intensity of the action really mix well together here. The movie may lay it on a bit thick with the songs as they just show up out of nowhere in max volume but I had a lot of fun with it. It certainly makes the film stand out more than it would otherwise.

The action scenes here are also pretty solid as you would expect. Then the film also did subvert my expectations in one way that was fun. So there’s this big villain who gets his big intro scene with a lot of hype as you’d expect. He destroys someone, laughs about it and starts to monologue about how awesome he is. The guy then takes his car out for a joy ride…and gets pulled over by a cop and ultimately arrested. This…is the big bad. No, it’s not a big master plan like the Joker and he actually just made a mistake.

I think the film actually could have capitalized on this more because it’s a fun turn of events. Sometimes mistakes happen and this one just so happened to nearly end the villain’s plans in a single instant. It was really good fun there and it takes the guy a whole long time to get back in action. There is a double edged sword to this which I’ll get into in a minute, but yeah that was fun. I just kept waiting for some super big plot twist to happen and it didn’t arrive.

Don’t get me wrong, there are twists here but nothing too crazy and you can probably see one coming a mile away. Now the double edged sword of this is that without a main villain, the first half of the film is very low key. I even want to say the first 70% but that might be going too far. Mainly we get to see Jim train with the Swat team and a lot of setup as they locate each of the members for the team one by one. You get to see the team learning to get along, the training montages, etc. It plays out like an origin story to a large extent but that means there isn’t a lot of time for the high stakes battles.

It feels like we’re closing in on the end by the time this arrives. It delivers though and I still enjoyed the whole getting the team together part of the movie. It’s a classic way to set things up and it was satisfying. I would have just altered events slightly to setup the climax earlier and maybe thrown in an extra fight scene or two near the middle to really shake things up. Then this would really be a perfect setup.

Jim makes for a pretty solid main character here. He’s someone who does the right thing and he doesn’t rat out his partner even when someone tries to tempt him into doing so. You have to give the guy props for that and he also didn’t let his skills get rusty while he was on the bench. His partner Brian is annoying throughout the movie though. The guy really didn’t have a great plan and then didn’t take the consequences well. I don’t mind him running in there to try and save the hostage, that actually made sense but ultimately you still need to be able to take responsibility for that. If you don’t then you’re just being petty at that point and doubling down.

Meanwhile Hondo is definitely a solid character. He definitely doesn’t take too much disrespect from the Swat head who keeps trying to make new enemies. Ultimately Hondo trusts his team and puts them in the best position to win. You can’t really ask for much more than that out of any leader. He shows up in crunch time and gets the job done. The rest of the team also tend to be solid. One guy is perhaps a little too cocky and always ready to pick fights but it helps throw some tension into the mix. Then you have the tough heroine who is definitely ready to beat up anyone in her way.

The film does throw in some classic romance really just to tick off a box. There isn’t much point to the romance and it doesn’t change the film at all. It’s the definition of the Hollywood romance that doesn’t work as these people barely even know each other and it’s all so sudden. Not enough to really hurt the film mind you, but you’ll probably be rolling your eyes at that. If you want to go the romance route that should probably be saved for the second or third film so that enough time has passed for this to make sense.

Overall, Swat’s a pretty good film. I had a good time with it and can also see why the franchise had enough potential to keep on going. There’s a whole lot you can do in terms of different adventures with this crew. There will always be villains to beat up and since the Swat is the best of the best, I like the idea of their always arriving at the end once the villains have been around for a while. They should be treated as the climax of an adventure they weren’t apart of each time because that’s really their role. They show up when local law enforcement is having a difficult time. Even the weakest member on Swat should be an excellent, top of the line fighter. We’ll see if the next film can keep up the momentum but I had a good time here.

Overall 7/10

Hunter Killer Review

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This review is of the TV-14 version of the film. All thoughts below should be addressed as such as a review of the unedited version would be more negative

It’s time for a tense adventure beneath the waves in this title. While you may think it will be difficult to pull off an intense film while the characters are all trapped in a submarine, this one does a pretty good job of it. The writing is solid and the characters are good so in the end that makes for a very complete adventure.

The movie kicks off with one of the US submarines vanishing so the government is a bit concerned. They’re in the middle of a cold war with Russia and tensions are high so a submarine “vanishing” isn’t something that they can just let slide. They send in Captain Joe to handle this and the guy basically spent his whole career in a submarine so he is ready for action. Joe is a free thinker and doesn’t always play things by the books though so that does cause some concern for his crewmates. Will this guy really be able to seal the deal and get them a proper victory over the Russians? Only time will tell.

Even aside from recent news about submarines I’ve never wanted to go under the sea. I can easily get claustrophobic in that kind of setting and to me the helplessness of the situation is the worst part. If something goes wrong then there is absolutely no escape. At least in a plane you can hope for a safe landing or jump out with a parachute but under the ocean that’s it. So with the ship that went down you already know the crew is basically doomed but at the same time you still do have to go with the rescue operation and find out.

One of the moral dilemmas Joe is faced with here is his crew’s not too eager to help out any Russians even if they’re drowning. Fortunately Joe has no such hesitations and points out that they have to save anyone who needs help. I’m definitely glad he made the right call here and never wavered. At the end of the day you have to do what’s right there and it’s not like anyone else would be in a position to help out. He even asks for help from their captain, Andropov when trying to navigate through the territories.

Things could have gone badly in a lot of ways but of course that could have happened regardless. I would say Joe consistently made the right decisions and was rewarded for doing so quite regularly. He also handled himself with a lot of authority the whole time so that nobody could capitalize on any moment of weakness. That’s really the trick to making the hard calls and getting everyone through the situation. The crew could get annoying the whole time with how much they tried to double think him but ultimately he never let them get the last word in and quickly got them out of the control room.

The other captain, Andropov ultimately did good as well. He was able to see past the sides in the war and do the right thing to help out. He was cautious about it being a trap initially but after a point that just wouldn’t make sense so it was time to get on board. You definitely need to enjoy the tense atmosphere within the submarine to enjoy the film since that’s really the bulk of the adventure but it’s very well done so you should have no problems. The pacing always feels fast with a lot going on.

Then you have the subplot with Beaman’s team having to infiltrate Russia and secure the president from people trying to take over the country from within. This part’s more like a Jason Bourne type adventure with a lot of action and gunfire everywhere. It definitely works out pretty well and helps to give the film some action along with the tension. It also does a good job of showing just how important a sniper is. One guy manages to take out a bunch of enemies including tanks and cars by himself. If you have a good vantage point and powerful ammo then there are very few limits to how you can contribute in a battle.

I’d like to see more movies really show off the sniper and what he can do with fire bomb bullets and things like that. It was a really impressive showing. I also thought the leader of the group looked great in going back for him instead of descending with the sub. At the end of the day you should never leave someone behind. Doing that would just be a massive mistake on all accounts. The villains probably should have just murdered the Russian president though. I don’t see a whole lot of benefit to keeping him alive with a situation like this could happen.

I feel like usually the US is the one having to deal with traitors and such in these thrillers so that was a nice change of pace. This also worked well in giving a war atmosphere without actually starting the battles in the main plot. I probably wouldn’t have stood there and trusted the former crew to protect me like Joe did in the climax but hey it ended up working out. I can’t say that I really had any problems with the film, it was a strong ride from start to finish. At best you can probably say that there just isn’t enough memorable moments to this film. It’s likely that you will just end up forgetting about it at some point but it’s still a title I could easily recommend.

Overall, Hunter Killer is a pretty intense name for this movie and it ultimately lives up to the hype. You have solid action, characters, and pacing all throughout. The submarine backdrop is probably not one that you want to use too often but it works for getting the job done. If you want to see just how stressful it can be to make decisions while your life is in the balance then this is a good title to check out.

Overall 7/10