Lana vs One Above All

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The One Above All is a foe to be reckoned with and he definitely has a lot of experience on the blog. Unfortunately for him, experience is simply not enough to win some fights. Lana’s power levels are much higher than the One Above All’s could ever be and she’s also a lot faster than him. The One Above All was simply doomed from the start. Lana wins.

Hiruzen Sarutobi vs Laa Laa

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The Teletubbies are launching one final assault on Hiruzen through Laa Laa, but that still won’t be enough. Hiruzen Sarutobi has a lot of ninjutsu at the ready and his speed used to be pretty decent back in the day. He’s a solid staff fighter so Hiruzen will make sure to keep Laa Laa at a distance at all times. This guarantees that she won’t be able to land any attacks and Hiruzen just needs one good hit to end this. Hiruzen Sarutobi wins.

Lana vs Bass

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Bass is back once again and he’s always ready for another win. Lana’s magic spells won’t be able to deal Bass any damage and he is basically immune to projectiles. Her only hope would be to overwhelm him in close quarters combat, but that is a plant that would simply be doomed to fail. Bass’ speed makes sure of that. Bass wins.

Little Mac vs DK

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It’s been a while since Little Mac returned to fight on the blog and he’s up against a pretty powerful Mario fighter. DK has been known to rival Bowser in strength and he’s also quicker than the King of the Koopas, which can be tricky for the boxer. Luckily, Little Mac is no slouch in the speed department either and his fierce uppercut will guarantee his success in this round. You can also expect him to be getting many more wins in the near future since he has proven to be the MVP of the latest Super Smash Bros game! Little Mac wins.

Lana vs Captain Kirk

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Now it’s Lana’s turn to join the blog ranks. Her abilities were pretty impressive in Hyrule Warriors and I have no doubt that she could defeat Captain Kirk. Kirk has his own magic spells, but they are not quite as destructive as Lana’s. Kirk has fought over 80 times at this point and it seems like 100 battles may actually be in the cards for him! Lana wins.

Black Widow vs Grasshopper

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The Black Widow has arrived on the scene and that’s bad news for our favorite Grasshopper! Grasshoppers are pretty powerful when they are in large numbers, but there’s no way that a single one could hope to win this battle. The Black Widow is too quick and she’s very experienced in hand to hand combat. It’s a clear mismatch! Black Widow wins.

Volga vs One Above All

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The One Above All is probably the blog’s most well known punching bag and it’s really tough to see him retire from that position. Maybe it’ll happen someday, but he’s really a crucial part of the site at this point. Volga may even take pity on him and end this with a decisive slash. The cosmic being won’t know what hit him! Volga wins.

Hiruzen Sarutobi vs Tinky Winky

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The Third Hokage is back to score another win on the blog. Tinky Winky may seem to be a tough fighter upon first glance, but she really isn’t at his level. The Third Hokage managed to attain his rank through skill and determination so you know that he won’t be going down quietly. He’ll fight to the bitter end and it’ll result in a win this time. Hiruzen Sarutobi wins.

Volga vs Bass

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Volga is back once again and it’s safe to say that he’s pretty outmatched here. Bass is on a completely different level and a single attack would shatter Volga’s armor and end the round in an instant. You haven’t seen complete obliteration until you’ve seen a fight where Bass was present. Volga’s confidence will be shattered here, but hopefully he can pull it together for his next battle. Bass wins.

Wario vs Samus

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Wario may be a pretty well known Mario character, but that doesn’t mean that he’s actually very skilled. He’s fairly slow and Wario’s array of attacks are not very dangerous. Samus will have no trouble dodging Wario’s blows while unleashing her devastating energy blasts and missiles. A few hits will definitely take Wario out of the fight so this battle won’t last very long. Samus wins.