The Incredible Hulk Crossroads Review

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The Incredible Hulk is definitely one of the more popular Marvel characters out there and he’s been through a lot. This particular graphic novel features the Crossroads arc, but that one was hardly my favorite. Still, it’s the Hulk so you can’t go wrong….right!?

After Nightmare messed with Hulk’s mind, Dr Strange was “forced” to banish him from earth and into the Crossroads. (Even though it was Nightmare’s fault) The Crossroads is a place between dimensions. It contains countless portals that lead into different worlds, all of which were specifically picked so that the Hulk wouldn’t be able to harm anyone. He also placed a spell on the Hulk, so that he would be warped back to the Crossroads if he became discontent. The plan was foolproof right? There is also a comic that retells Hulk’s origin, but makes sure to add a lot of tragic and sad scenes to make his life even more miserable. I have to say that it’s a bit unneeded (Since he’s one of the most tragic heroes of all time as it is!) but I guess it may help you to sympathize with him even more. The origin feels like something out of Xmen.

Well, the problem with making sure that the worlds wouldn’t be hurt by Hulk was…that they were all massively stronger than the Hulk. Personally, I thought that the comics didn’t do a good job on showing us that. Instead the Hulk appeared to be much weaker than usual. Of course, that’s usually the case without Bruce Banner inside of him (Did I mention that Bruce Banner died psychically?) Things definitely got dicey for the Hulk and if you don’t like the Crossroads; I’m afraid that you’ll be spending a long time there.

The Hulk is the main character of course and he gets a lot of screen time. For the most part he doesn’t have that much of a mind and he’s a rampaging monster. Later on, he starts to grow smarter and smarter, but he does tend to regress back to his savage state. The Hulk is a decent protagonist, but he’s definitely not the greatest one. I prefer when the Hulk can think, but preferably when he doesn’t have to talk that much. (Unless he’s World War Hulk!)

The Puffball Collective is another major character. He/She/It is stuck on the Crossroads and it unable to get out. They try to go after the Hulk whenever he visits a planet, but to no avail. Eventually the Hulk gets a space crew to help him save the Puffballs. Then, there is a big plot twist about the Puffballs. It was definitely in line with what usually happens to the Hulk.

The Hulk created 3 monsters based off of his emotions and personalities. (If they’re who I think they are, then they lead into a pretty epic arc for the Hulk later on) One symbolizes his rage, The 2nd symbolizes his reason, and the 3rd is his intelligence and survival instincts. They help the Hulk comprehend what is happening and guide him through the tough parts. I can’t say that I really cared for them, but they at least added some dialogue to the comics.

The Hulk meets the Alpha Flight over time and they were the protagonists of that comic. They did all right, but they were definitely outmatched from the beginning. “The Hulk is the strongest there is” is what the catchphrase is after all and it may ring true in this particular comic. Dr Strange makes many cameos, but mostly to wonder if he did the right thing. The Hulk also tackles the U Foes and they definitely gave him a good fight. Their abilities are pretty lethal.

The Hulk went through many planets and I wouldn’t be able to name them all, but some examples include: A Desert Planet, A planet ruled by dead skeletons, A planet where the green civilization was taken over, A planet filled with explosive fruit, A planet filled with giant monsters, A planet where a human landed and quickly became king, etc.

Overall, this was definitely one of my least favorite Hulk arcs. The premise was interesting, but I didn’t care for many of the planets that he visited. Also, I’m used to the Hulk smashing anyone who gets in his way. I’m afraid that things rarely go that way. Still, the comic was good overall and I’d recommend it to Hulk fans mostly. Some of the comics can be good popcorn fun and it’s always cool to see the Hulk have his moments of glory.

Overall 6/10

Aya vs Arbok


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Arbok is a pretty tricky pokemon and his speed can be pretty good. Aya has a tough Venonat, but I don’t think that he will be able to keep up. He has his supersonic attack, but Arbok should be able to resist long enough to land a deciding strike. Arbok rises up the ranks with this win. Arbok wins.

Dimentio vs Bly


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Dimentio is a pretty powerful fighter who rarely loses a battle except for when he’s holding back. I think that Bly would be able to give him a pretty good fight and even defeat him. Bly has some incredible super speed on his side and he’s also got the strength of heart that he will need to defeat Dimentio. Bly wins.

Pharohman vs Megaman



Pharohman is definitely a powerful being! His skills are immense and thanks to the anime his power is at least 100X greater than usual. Megaman still takes this round, he has more tricks up his sleeve and he has the manga advantage. Still, Pharohman is not too be underestimated by any means! Megaman wins.

Suicider vs Bly


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The Suicider is back, but he won’t be able to defeat Bly. Bly is immensely fast and his raw power is also very intense. There are very few beings who could even hope to match Bly in power. Bly takes another win and he gets even closer to the 100 wins mark. Definitely an impressive feat! Bly wins.

Suicider vs Flood (Carrier)


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Both of these fighters will explode themselves to take out the heroes. The Suicider can be deadly and his explosion is a one hit KO technique. The Flood (Carrier) is able to move around, but not as quickly as the Suicider…actually it’s very close. He also blows himself up, but I think that the Suicider would win this round. Suicider wins.

The Messengers Review

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The Messengers is an intriguing title, but nobody really gets to carry the message. After Roy Solomon loses his job and the family is pretty low on cash, they decide to go live on a farm. There’s not much to do around there, but the place looks all right. It’s not my type of place since there are way too many insects and bees around the flowers, but it could be worse. Jess starts to see ghosts and human/zombie hybrids around the house, but only her kid brother seems to notice them. The ghosts start to get more and more destructive, but how can she deliver the message to her parents?

Well, this movie deals with supernatural creatures who possess reality warping abilities. It wasn’t stated, but that power seems to make the most sense based on their feats. They can wreck the place and then bring it back together, Summon Crows, and even turn the very ground into mud. Of course, while the ghosts may be super powerful…they never show it. Sure, they can attack kids, but they seem to be afraid of showing themselves to the parents. So, for all of their power, they can’t win the big battles and they tend to need some help. They were incapable of overpowering the main character (Jess) and even once someone had thrown the main villain into the mud…they couldn’t keep him in. These guys were hardly the strongest ghosts out there.

I never really liked any of the cast, but they were all right. Jess was your average teen protagonist who can see the ghosts, but can’t convince anyone. Her kid brother lost his ability to talk after a car crash. Her parents are trying to live life to its fullest on the farm, but it’s tough work since the stains on the wall never go away. A stranger whose name is John (Suspicious eh?) comes along and says something about how this would be a good opportunity for him. He decides to work for sunflowers until the main characters get enough money to pay him.

I don’t think that I would let a total stranger live on the farm, but to each his own. I think I would have been satisfied with the ghosts, but at the end there is a plot twist which makes them a little irrelevant. Or at least it makes them less frightening. I didn’t like the plot twist and it brought the film down a couple of notches along with the obligatory animal death. If you’re a fan of horror movies, then maybe you’ll enjoy this one. (I’ve never been a horror fan myself)

Overall 2/10

Count Bleck vs Bly


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Count Bleck is a pretty powerful opponent and it took everything that Mario had to stop him. Bly is also an impressive character and I don’t think that Count Bleck would be able to keep up with him. Bly is just too powerful and his limits have never really been shown. It may be that he has no limits! Bly wins.

Archambault vs Arlong


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Archambault has some mild super strength and he’s able to shatter trees with his chest. That would usually be impressive, but Arlong can eat solid stone and his sharp nose can pierce anything. I don’t think that Archambault would be able to keep up with Arlong for very long as he’s outclassed in the strength and speed categories. Arlong wins.

Mario vs Rosalina


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Rosalina is a pretty powerful being and she saved Mario at the end of the Mario Galaxy game. Her power shouldn’t be underestimated and she also has a force field to protect herself. Still, I think Mario would be able to shatter it if he was given enough time. Mario is very good at hand to hand combat after all. Mario wins.