FCBD 2016 Suicide Squad Review

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As you all may be aware, I am definitely not a Suicide Squad fan. I’ve always thought that the whole franchise was fairly terrible and the new movie looks to be quite bad as well. Thus, I was not surprised to see that this comic was terrible as well. The cover is horrible and that makes for a bad first impression as well. This comic really couldn’t do anything right and if it wanted to get me hyped for the main series…it didn’t really work. The entirety of the comic is basically about the Suicide Squad being tortured and then they are sent on their first mission.

I suppose you are supposed to be impressed with these guys and how tough they are. They’re being beaten quite a bit, but they are still able to pull off one liners and hardcore sounding talk. They aren’t intimidated and give the interrogators a tough time as they all relive their origin stories. It was fun to see cameos from Black Canary and Batman, but it doesn’t really add a whole lot to the story. None of the origin stories are all that good either although they aren’t quite as gruesome as the main story so I’ll give it some props for that I suppose.

The art is a little busy, but it’s not all that bad I suppose. The comic just needs to work on making the colors more distinctive and sharp like the rest of the DC titles. This also doesn’t make Waller and the shady part of the government look any better. Not only are the Suicide Squad members being forced to take on their missions, but they’re also being beaten up as part of a test. You really can’t trust anyone in the DC universe.

The whole comic was very bad so let’s spend this last paragraph just discussing how it could be better. For starters, the violence needs to be toned down quite a bit. That can easily be done by having different camera angles, less blood, and simply using different situations. Instead of using these contraptions, the villains could have just been talking tough the whole time or maybe using a smoke bomb that will eventually start choking the heroes. The art needs to be more colorful and the Squad should also try to have at least one likable member as opposed to all of them being impossible to root for. Of course, it’ll be tough to do that without becoming a full blown comedy action or something like that, but a good writer can pull it off. It will lose part of its audience though so the writers will have to weigh the pros and cons here. Well, that wraps up the Marvel and DC adventures from FCBD so time to move on to the others.

Overall 3/10

Harley Quinn vs Batman


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Harley Quinn is back, but now she’s up against the Dark Knight himself! Batman is far too good at hand to hand combat to lose this round and he’s also gotten many power ups over the years. Harley Quinn may have a lot of tricks up her sleeve, but in the end she doesn’t have enough. Batman wins.

Harley Quinn vs Superman


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Harley Quinn can be pretty tough when she wants to be, but she’s definitely not going to be able to defeat Superman. Superman is the Man of Steel and one good punch is all he needs to take down just about anyone! Superman’s been getting a lot of wins lately and I wonder if it will continue. Superman wins.

Harley Quinn vs Catwoman



Without power ups I’d give this to Catwoman. I’d say she’s just better at hand to hand combat when it comes down to it. Of course the gods gave Harley Quinn a power up back in the day and even gave her a hammer! With all of her abilities increased I think Harley Quinn has the edge. Harley Quinn wins.

Harley Quinn vs Enchantress




Harley Quinn is back, but it’s time for another win for Enchantress! Harley Quinn is tough, but in the end she lacks the advanced magic that Enchantress has. Enchantress could beat Harley Quinn with a single fire ball. The attack would be far too much for Harley Quinn to defend against. Enchantress wins.

Harley Quinn vs Spiderman 2099




Harley Quinn is back, but she’s not back for a win this time. Spiderman 2099 is just too powerful. There are none who fight as hard as he does. Spiderman 2099 has super strength and agility that gives him this win. Harley Quinn takes a loss, but one day she’ll be back…and this time she’ll win. Spiderman 2099 wins.

Harley Quinn vs Hannah Montana




Harley Quinn is back and this time she scores her first win. Hannah Montana may have some mild fighting experience, but that won’t be enough to stop Harley Quinn. Harley Quinn is a real fighter and has fought with the likes of Batman. She is way above Hannah Montana in fighting skills. Harley Quinn wins.

Joker vs Harley Quinn



Harley Quinn may be able to beat Joker in a regular fight thanks to her super strength and other abilities, but Joker has access to his Emperor Joker form. In the form his powers are unbelieveable. Not even Harley Quinn could stop him. Joker finally gets himself a win and moves up in the ranks. Harley Quinn may not be able to pass him on the blog, but at least she got to fight him. Joker wins.

Supergirl vs Harley Quinn



Well Harley Quinn didn’t really stand a chance in this match. She just doesn’t have what it takes to defeat Supergirl. Supergirl is faster and stronger than Harley Quinn. Supergirl had this match hands down. Harley Quinn gets a loss, but at least now the worst is over. Supergirl wins.