Captain Kirk vs Goku



Captain Kirk is back, but this isn’t gonna be a win for him. Goku’s far too powerful and can win many matches with ease. Goku can destroy whole solar systems with a single blast! That’s pretty impressive when you think about it. Captain Kirk is still just a human and that’s why he has no chance against Goku. Goku wins.

Sailor Saturn vs Azumarill




Sailor Saturn is back and this time she has an easy match against Azumarill. Azumarill may be a tough fighter, but he’s never been at the same level as Sailor Saturn. Sailor Saturn has enough power to take Azumarill out in one shot. She doesn’t even need any of her beams in this round. Sailor Saturn wins.

Harry Potter vs Megatron



Hey, it’s Harry Potter! Of course he can’t take down Megatron. One blast from Megatron’s cannon and Harry Potter is doomed. He wasn’t prepared for this kind of battle. Megatron’s far too powerful and has taken out stronger opponents in the past. Harry Potter drops down the rankings with this loss. Megatron wins.

Ronald McDonald vs Lazerman




Ronald McDonald has had his share of fights and his share of losses. This will be another one. Lazerman is too powerful to lose this round and with one disruption beam he’ll take Ronald McDonald out for the count. That’s how Lazerman rolls. Ronald McDonald drops down the blog ranks again. Lazerman wins.

Harry Potter vs Link



Harry Potter is back, but now it’s time for a loss against Link. Link is a master swordsman and for him beating Harry Potter is a piece of cake. Harry Potter just didn’t have the skills needed to take Link down. Link could beat him in a single shot. Whether it’s an arrow or a sword it makes little difference. Link wins.

Alviss vs Skin




Alviss is a pretty quick fighter, but his techniques need a bit of work. His Totem gimmick is what really destroys him in these close fights. Skin has thunder and could break the totems. Alviss’s speed could only help him dodge for so long until he’s taken down by Skin. Alviss drops down the ranks with this loss. Skin wins.

Harry Potter vs Wolverine



Harry Potter may be a skilled magician, but in the end he has no chance against an opponent of Wolverine’s ability. Wolverine’s claws are made of a material so powerful, that not even solid steel can stand against it! One slash and Harry Potter’s wand is toast. Wolverine’s just too powerful. Wolverine wins.

Lazerman vs Carnotour




Now it’s Lazerman’s time to pwn! Carnotour may be a pretty impressive fighter, but in the end he can’t defeat Lazerman. Lazerman has the disruption beam and with it he can take down Carnotour in one shot. Carnotour just didn’t have the skills to take down such a legendary opponent. Lazerman wins.