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American Sniper

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This write-up is based on the TV-14 edited version of the film. All thoughts below should be addressed as such as a review of the unedited version would be more negative

I can only imagine how difficult it is to be a sniper in an active combat zone. On top of the pressures on the average soldier which are already numerous, you’re now someone who has the added burden of watching out for them. If you notice a threat too late or hesitate to pull the trigger, you may lose comrades and that’s guilt that will stay with you for the rest of your days. You also have to be super accurate because in real life people are constantly moving and so all it takes is an inch to miss. Yeah it’s definitely not a gig that I would want but someone’s got to do it and this film’s about one of the best in the business.

The film starts off by introducing us to Chris who learned how to shoot at an early age by his father. They would go on hunting trips and such. Chris was also taught to defend himself and to stick up for others from early on as since he was blessed with great strength and ability, he needed to use that. This ultimately ends up giving him a bit of a hero/martyr complex as he goes into war and then he just can’t leave. After every term is up he keeps on re-enlisting which causes some strife at home with his wife. Ultimately if he continues to go out there as a sniper he can keep on saving a lot of lives but it may cost him his own as his family will have to move on without him. Can he choose to exit the game now or must he press on?

It’s a tough question of course and one that you always have to wrestle with. In life there is always something extra you can be doing to help someone else. Whether it be something really dangerous like going to war or something more mild like volunteering at a local soup kitchen there are always people who need help and ways for you to provide that. You also have to balance it against your own mental and physical health as well as keeping time to spend with your family. Everyone ultimately has to figure this answer out for themselves and it’s why I won’t say Chris was incorrect to keep on going.

If the guilt of not going to war and saving his troops would have ate him up then it makes sense to keep on going. Ultimately once he took out the enemy sniper then he was finally ready to call it a day but even then he was haunted for a while. When you’ve been in war all your life it has to be tough to just go back to being a normal civilian again. I’m personally against hunting in general and think we shouldn’t be doing that at all. It did allow Chris to develop the skills that he would ultimately need to take down the enemies but ultimately I’d like to see robotics improve enough to where you can practice on them rather than wildlife. The animal scene was a bit rough here.

Aside from Chris there really isn’t much of a main cast. His fellow soldiers tend to change for every draft since most aren’t voluntarily deciding to jump back into the fray. For a lot of these guys that probably sounds crazy since so many people die normally, re-enlisting is doubling your chances to die. There are other patriots like Chris who will keep on enlisting but they are likely the minority there.

His wife is around a lot and you can see how things are difficult for her. Effectively she is raising her kid as a single mom at this point with how he’s never home and that’s not easy. In general you get married for companionship as a main component so being by yourself tends to defeat the purpose. She definitely fought hard to stop Chris from going each time but in the end he was just too determined.

On the enemy side the only person with a lot of screen time was the enemy sniper who could really hold his own against Chris. The guy’s skills were legit and he also got a lot of kills on his side. Of course each one would eat away at Chris more and more even though most of the time it really wasn’t on him. He can’t do everything and taking out other snipers can be a part of his job but ultimately covering the troops and looking for threats is the main one. In a large battlefield you won’t always be in the right place at the right time.

It’s a different perspective on the battles compared to the normal ones for sure since usually you’re following the soldiers, not the sniper at the top. There isn’t a lot of variety in the scenery as a result though and if you’re not really into war movies then a portion of the film will probably get a little boring after a while. This movie isn’t aiming to be super entertaining, funny, or like a summer blockbuster. It’s really a movie about how traumatic war can be so this won’t really be for everyone. That said, the film properly gives you the right impression of what it’ll be about so you should know right out of the gate if you will like it or not.

Overall, The movie seems to be very true to the story of Chris’ life. I don’t know a whole lot about it myself but there’s a lot of good detail here and at the end they also give you the aftermath. Often times films based on true stories don’t have the happiest of endings which is why it was big enough to be a movie. So I understand why they kept the afterword in even if it’s not really the best way to end things off. If you’re up for an intense war film then this should be up your alley but definitely be ready for a very emotional experience.

The Cheap Detective Review

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It’s been a little while since I’ve seen a parody but I’m always up for this kind of a film. A well written parody will absolutely go a long way because when you understand the gags and see how the film pulls them off it can really be a blast. I would say that by and large this film really succeeds at it too. It probably ends up front loading most of the best gags into the first half but ultimately it’s a film I would recommend all the way through. There is also a good amount of replay value to be found here.

The main character here is a detective named Lou who is always in over his head. The guy’s not very good at his job and just barely manages to hang in there. This time he is in a particularly tough spot though as he is framed for the murder of his partner. He’s the main suspect as it was common knowledge that he had been cheating with the partner’s girl and she isn’t doing a whole lot to try and prove his innocence. She even shows up with the cops to his door on multiple occasions. Lou needs to put some distance between all of them and quick. He has some leads including old flames and very sketchy underworld figures. Will they be enough to help him crack this case once and for all?

Naturally as a parody this film never really takes it self seriously and you shouldn’t either. You’re here more for the laughs and smiles than the actual mystery. Right from the opening scene they set the tone on this as everyone has just been murdered yet they were all in odd poses and never broke formation even after the bullet hit them. That is impressive to be sure but also really crazy. All of the conversations tend to start getting nonsensical after a while which is part of the point.

One of the better scenes is when the heroine calls Lou up but openly allows the cops to listen in on the conversation. The film even pokes fun at how the hero always has a bunch of heroines after him as he gets involved with 3 during the course of this film and they all end up at his place at the same time. It takes a lot of agility and quick thinking to keep them all from meeting up with each other. Lou is ironically quick witted when it comes to situations like this as opposed to the actual case.

Although the case would be difficult for anyone to solve. There are always more and more twists here as more and more players jump into the action. Also you have to consider that even the best of detectives would start to run into trouble when every character is lying through their teeth and half of them make absolutely no sense. Honestly after the film is over you’ll have a hard time keeping track of everything as well. It almost feels like the characters’ stories are changing as the film goes on although that might just be my imagination. It would be a nice extra detail if that was the case though.

The main thing to keep in mind is just that the characters are trying to get some kind of special object the whole time and you’ve also got a war going on in the background. As long as you have all that context then the rest is easy. You’re bound to be laughing at quite a few of the scenes here and the pacing is good so the jokes don’t tend to overstay their welcome. Not every gag will land for you of course but in a film like this there are always a bunch of other jokes to pick up the slack for the ones that did not do so well.

This film just never runs out of jokes and that’s a good thing because it’s important for a comedy film to just keep plunging ahead without missing a beat. The writing is good which is also important and the story is engaging. As I said earlier my only issue to an extent is that they used all the best material in the first half. The second half had a tendency to just not have as many all star jokes the whole time. It was still funny but the first half is absolutely what put it on the map. That’s regrettable to an extent because the ending is always what people remember so you want to end really well.

If there’s anything the film is lacking it’s that we could have had a good rival to Lou. Someone who is super competent perhaps but somehow always gets foiled. That could have been a nice contrast to Lou because in the end none of the supporting characters were particularly memorable. They all just sort of fade off into the distance by the end and while that’s fine since the focus is on the lead, having one more really distinctive character would be good. In the end I’d say that the main police officer was the second best character as is. I liked how calm he was while munching on his snacks the whole time.

Overall, The Cheap Detective is definitely a very good film. I was super close to even giving it one more star but ultimately I would say a 7 is fair. It’s got a lot of replay value and a whole lot of great moments all throughout but in the end I would say it loses just enough steam not to make the jump to the next level. Either way I definitely recommend checking this film out. The more detective films you’ve seen over the years, the more you will get out of this one since it really does a thorough job of destroying the normal tropes.

Overall 7/10

Fate Stay Night – Unlimited Blade Works Review

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As always Fate delivers with an excellent movie poster right out of the gate. This film faced the very daunting challenge of needing to adapt something that should usually take well over 10 hours to adapt and cramming it into a little less than 2. The good news is that the pacing is super fast as a result and of course there are a lot of nonstop action scenes. On the negative side, this means that sometimes the fights have to be quick and some are basically skipped entirely. Ultimately it is a great film but one that you admittedly don’t need to watch since the show exists.

The film starts off with Shirou walking Sakura home and then he swings by the school for some reason and gets murdered. He wakes up and summons a servant known as Saber and goes to the Church where he is introduced to the Holy Grail War. He now needs to find a way to defeat all of the other masters so that he can make a wish on the Holy Grail and save the world. It won’t be easy since all of the masters have their own powerful servants but Shirou knows he needs to win or the others might have really bad wishes that they try to unleash upon the world.

The movie doesn’t actually explain most of the opening except in the vaguest of terms though so be ready for a lot of flash forwards and jumping around. The film really seems to expect that you’ve already seen the first show that kinda sorta adapted the Fate route. It’s a valid technique to be sure but even if you’re a member of the general audience you should still enjoy this one for the great visuals and fights. In a way you will probably get more out of it if you’ve seen the show first though so you can have fun seeing which parts are the same and which ones changed. Personally I would say the way to watch the main Fate titles is to start with the Unlimited Blade Works show, then Fate/Zero, then it probably makes sense to check out the Heaven’s Feel trilogy if you plan to watch those, but otherwise skip to the original Fate Stay show and then check out this movie. By that point you will have basically seen all of the routes and it’s fun to compare them all.

This movie’s a little older now since it’s from back in 2010 but the visuals definitely hold up. The fights here use less flash and glamour but make up for it with a lot of really tight choreography the whole time. In particular Shirou’s final 2 fights really hold up super well. The movement is intense and you really got to see the various characters’ fighting styles. There’s a lot of back and forth and while you will probably have some doubts on some of the power levels here, the fights themselves are good which is what counts.

Because the film doesn’t really explain how Shirou gets so powerful over the course of the movie all of his scenes will probably have you a bit stunned. How can this normal kid be going up against the greatest heroes in history? Well even in context I can’t say that I actually bought that so you’re right to be skeptical. A lot of the climax is about clashing ideologies and overcoming any doubts you may had. It’s a great message but that doesn’t necessarily mean that it meshes well into the actual physical fight. So the animation is top tier but some of the battle results are more sketchy.

As always Fate does have an incredible soundtrack through and through. The themes fit the battles, the suspense scenes, etc. Fate always has a way of sounding and feeling very grand which is important for this setting. You really believe that these are heroes of ancient times duking it out and I’d say it’s important that Fate always retain this feeling. It’s also part of why the movie still holds up very well because the production values were on point.

Talking about the characters is a little interesting due to the fast paced nature of the film. Yes we know a lot about the characters outside of the movie but if we purely use the film as a reference then things get a little different right? For example we really don’t know much about any of the servants beyond Archer and I guess Gilgamesh/Lancer have decent roles as well. Caster, Berserker, Assassin, and a few others are practically non characters. They have the cool designs and a big fight but you wouldn’t really know them much otherwise.

Archer makes for a very intense character as always. No matter which voice actor he gets in the dub he always sounds very regal and I love the design. He’s super powerful and has a lot of interesting backstory although not all of it could make it here. He still tends to steal the show. Likewise Gilgamesh is great, he radiates power and has a very cool aura about him. He’s definitely someone you don’t want to underestimate. Lancer’s great because he’s really chivalrous and honestly one of the only servants who actually feels like he was a big hero back in the day.

Most of these so called “Heroes” don’t always feel heroic. Saber is also cool as always although her role is definitely a lot smaller than you would expect. I still enjoyed her battle with Berserker a lot as the film really showed off her speed. They had a fun special effect for how she would dash into a blue ball of light.

Then you have Rin as the main heroine who is a very nice character and definitely someone who saves Shirou a whole lot of times. Without her he definitely would have been dead many times over. Additionally her creativity in finding a way to take down Caster was super impressive. She took the situations in stride and there were moments where she almost felt like more of a main character than Shirou. Rin never quite took the lead role away but she was close.

Finally there is Shirou and I’ve always been a fan of the guy. He fights for absolute justice without compromise so he doesn’t trade lives and does try to protect everyone in front of him. It may be an impossible goal and he knows that but it doesn’t stop him from trying. Shirou always aims for the very top and the movie is about how he will never let any doubts overcome him. The movie still manages to nail his character arc even if there is less time for details. As a main character he really doesn’t miss although I will grant that he doesn’t always make the smartest decisions like running into the forest all alone or being out late at night during a war with powerful super monsters after him.

Overall, Fate Stay Night is a great film. It may be completely out of context for someone watching out of the blue but in a way that’s part of the fun. Check it out and if this all seems interesting to you, use it as a launch point to really get into the franchise. While there is little reason to watch this now that we have a complete TV show to adapt the whole thing with more depth, it can also be a quick recap of sorts if you want to relive the events without going through the whole show again. It’s almost like a recap movie in that sense and the film even treats itself like that at times with how scenes will quickly transition to the next one at the drop of a hat. Many plot elements and characters are skipped over so it’s like an abridged adventure. I’d be curious to see movies tackle other big series like this just to see how it works out.

Overall 8/10

The Thing with Two Heads Review

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It’s time to talk about this film which is definitely one of those titles that I really didn’t know about before watching it. It’s definitely not one that went on to win a lot of awards or anything like that but it embraces the absurdity of the whole story and ends up succeeding because of that. A certain car chase scene will either make or break the film for you though, that’s a guarantee!

The movie starts with Maxwell succeeding in his grand experiment to give a gorilla a second head through a surgical operation. This whole thing seems so crazy and yet it is now a reality. The real reason why he wanted to do this is so that he can put his head on another body since he is slowly dying. There ends up being a bit of a mixup though as the surgeons put Maxwell’s head on the body of Jack, an inmate who was sentenced to death. They wanted an inmate since the process will ultimately destroy the original host but Jack’s a little too smart for them. When he wakes up to find that he has an extra head, he breaks out and holds another doctor hostage, Dr. Fred. Now they are in a chase against the police. Even if Jack evades them, will his life ever be normal again?

There’s quite a lot to unpack right here. Lets put aside the fact that you can now remove someone’s head and put it on another body. That sounds pretty crazy but it’s the basis of the whole film so lets accept that as possible for now. There is a whole lot of plot convenience to Jack’s escape as he pretends to be asleep and then knocks out the staff but you’d think they’d be ready for that and have more security measures. Once he gets in the car though, that’s when things really get intense.

The police to their credit weren’t messing around. When they got the call that the convict was on the escape they basically sent the whole platoon of every officer in the state after him. We’re talking well over 40 police cars here and yet they all fall one by one to Jack. His car is just way more agile, nimble, and can hit those turns in a way that the police cars can’t as they all crash one on one.

The sequence goes on for an extraordinarily long time and like I said this is where the film will either lose you or you’ll be 100% on board. Personally I found the whole chase scene to be hilarious so this ended up helping the film in the end. Effectively this ended up making the film because it really got to embrace how hilarious the whole thing is. The same scenes just keep replaying like they were going out of style. I haven’t seen so much recycled footage in a very long time. that’s part of what makes it funny though even if it’s possibly a bit unintentional, it’s also fully possible that it was 100% intentional. We can’t rule that out.

In general the film has a lot of fun with the humor and I tend to enjoy the banter between Maxwell and Jack. See, a big part of the plot is that Maxwell is incredibly racist to the point where he tried to fire the new doctor Fred since he turned out to be black. Then when he’s merged with Jack….well he’s furious because Jack’s also black and so part of the dynamic is that Maxwell just can’t stand him. It’s to the point where Maxwell can’t even pretend to be nice to try and perform some kind of double cross. No, he’s as obvious as it gets the entire time.

Maxwell’s definitely the main villain of the film so the movie goes all in with making him as unlikable as possible. Meanwhile Jack’s a fairly calm guy who just wants to get out of this crazy predicament. He certainly never would have expected that he’d lose his body like this but he adjusts rather well. He doesn’t always make the smartest decisions like allowing Maxwell to knock him out but I guess as a scientist Maxwell would have a fairly strong will. Jack definitely has great skills with vehicles and escape though since he evaded all the cops.

There is a subplot about Jack saying that he’s innocent and trying to find the real criminal but that plot never goes anywhere so don’t worry about it. As for Fred, he’s hesitant to help the whole time so he spends most of the film waffling in the middle. Eventually he finally makes the big decision to be helpful though which was good. I feel like it should be an easy call to side with Jack in getting rid of Maxwell and restoring Jack’s body after all.

The cast is fairly small as those are really the main characters here. There are other scientist and you also have Jack’s girlfriend but for the most part the film is really focused around the main 3 here. They are the ones in the huge car chase scene after all and there isn’t really any room for the other characters. The film does throw an interesting misdirect at you with the gorilla that has 2 heads early on. Based on the title you’d expect that would have been the main plot so this was really a big shift. I got to watch the film without seeing the poster so that really helped to make the storyline a bit of a surprise.

I think it’s fair to say that the movie could have done more with the premise. Cut out the chase scene and throw in more dialogue and you would really have more opportunities for banter. That said, we still got a good amount here so I was satisfied. Honestly it’s the kind of film that I could definitely watch again because of how crazy it is so it’s got good replay value.

Overall, This is a pretty good movie. The plot certainly isn’t sound and you’ll find plot holes/conveniences throughout but the movie never forgets its sense of humor. There are a lot of good burns coming in from all the characters and you’ll have a good amount of laughs. Definitely check this out if the plot sounds intriguing to you. Not a whole lot happens technically since the plot goes on break for a while but you’ll still have a lot of fun either way.

Overall 7/10

Fire Emblem Engage Stats and Records

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Stats time!

Play Time 26h 49m

Character Levels

Alear 20
Folgado 19
Pandreo 20
Yunaka 31
Veyle 38
Framme 20
Mauvier 19
Timerra 13
Goldmary 16
Seadall 24
Merrin 20
Jade 10
Rosaldo 11
Panette 11
Diamant 3
Vander 4
Ivy 1
Bunet 1
Zelkov 17
Kagetsu 1
Alfred 11
Celine 10
Alcryst 13
Louis 12
Chloe 9
Amber 11
Etie 6
Citrinne 10
Lapis 10
Boucheron 6
Clanne 4
Jean 1
Anna 5
Hortensia 19