Category Archives: James Bond Battles

James Bond vs Sasuke

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James Bond has always tried to be a good agent, but in the end he can’t win this round. Sasuke could defeat him with a single shruiken, which is sad for James Bond. The fact of the matter is that James Bond..isn’t so tough. After all, he does get captured and beaten up just about every film..sometimes more than once! Sasuke wins.

James Bond vs Mario

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James Bond has his gun, but Mario would beat him with ease. One good punch would possibly destroy James Bond, but even if it doesn’t, Mario can just speed blitz him all day. James Bond can’t hope to keep up with such high levels of skill. Mario also has his trusty cape, which he can use to make the match even quicker. Mario wins.

Jack Sparrow vs James Bond

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Jack Sparrow is back and he’s up against James Bond. In terms of gun wielding, James Bond has the clear advantage. However, I’d give it to Jack Sparrow in close combat thanks to his sword skills. It’s a close match, but Jack Sparrow becoming immortal definitely helps his case. Jack Sparrow wins.

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Who will win!? (The story is now outdated since the victor was reversed, but it makes for an epic read anyway)

Update! James Bond has enough armaments to survive Jack’s initial gun assault and then counter with his larger armaments such as lasers and rocket launchers. This is game over for Jack Sparrow. James Bond wins.

James Bond vs Ryoma

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This is a tribute to Skyfall. James Bond tries to be tough all the time, but he’s thoroughly outclassed when it comes to fighting Ryoma. With a single tennis ball he could take James Bond down. He can just hit it really hard and there goes Bond. At least he tried and stuff. Ryoma wins.

James Bond vs Batman

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James Bond is back, but he can’t take on Batman. Batman has his gadgets and with one good boomerang he can take down James Bond pretty quickly. James Bond may have a gun, but sometimes guns aren’t enough to win battles. They’re too slow and lack the power that you need to win these battles. Batman wins.

Godzilla vs James Bond

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This is a tribute to Godzilla and Mothra Battle to Save Earth! Godzilla pwned that traitor Mothra and her sidekick Battra. He could also take down James Bond just as easily. James Bond may act tough, but in the end he’s just a mere mortal who can’t comprehend the power of Godzilla. Godzilla wins.

Captain Kirk vs James Bond

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James Bond has his gun, but Captain Kirk has his phasor. With it he could blast James Bond away. James Bond may be good at hand to hand combat, but Kirk is also very experienced in the ways of fist fighting. They are about equal, I’d say James Bond is slightly better at hand to hand, but with future tech Kirk wins. Kirk wins.