Category Archives: Punisher Battles

King Jellyfish vs Punisher

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This is a tribute to the Punisher. He did well in avenging his family and really making a name for himself as he took out members of the underworld. Ultimately he moved past vengeance and just went about trying to enact his own form of Justice. King Jellyfish isn’t fast enough to dodge Punisher’s attacks and isn’t durable enough to take them for long so he definitely goes down here. Punisher wins.

Ryo Hazuki vs Punisher

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This is a tribute to Punisher Warzone. I was on the fence on if he would win this with how I felt he was really pushing the line towards being more of a sadistic villain but either way he scored a lot of wins and did well in combat so he takes this one. While Ryo Hazuki is a better martial artist, Punisher’s guns won’t let him come close and the Punisher has gotten many augmentations over the years. He’s not going down. Punisher wins.

Squirrel Girl vs Punisher

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Suggested by Sonic Squirrel Girl has some decent super strength and speed at her disposal but it’s nothing that Punisher hasn’t seen before. He’s been shown to fight at a high level as well taking guys like Captain America on in the past. He has a whole lot of guns and even got the Venom symbiote at one point. Squirrel Girl’s unpredictable fighting style won’t be enough to give her a decisive edge over the Punisher. He’ll still find a way to claim victory the way he always does. She would need at least one more critical ability to win here. Punisher wins.

Meta Knight vs Punisher

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Suggested by Destroyer Punisher returns one more time. This time he’s up against an old foe of Kirby’s. Meta Knight is pretty fast and skilled with a blade. That said, he’s still not quite a match for someone like the Punisher. Punisher’s fire blasts will keep Meta Knight at bay from the start and a good cosmic blast will finish the job. Meta Knight just can’t hope to stand up to the Punisher’s fierce attacks. This is where speed will win the day for the gunman. Punisher wins.

Sailor Moon vs Punisher

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Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Moon is one of the ultimate glass cannons of anime. Her magical blasts can deal massive damage but in terms of defense she’s basically equivalent to that of a human or a slight meta human. The same can usually be said for Punisher but he’s obtained many power ups over the years. He has the speed needed to dodge Sailor Moon’s attacks which is critical and he only needs to land one true counter to win the match. I’m fully confident that he would land this counter. Punisher wins.

Punisher vs Topman

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Suggested by Destroyer Topman can spin a whole lot which makes him a pretty fun fighter. That being said, I don’t think he will be able to stop Punisher. Punisher has the Power Cosmic as well as the Ghost Rider abilities making him a formidable foe. He can easily shut down any attempt Topman makes to try and score some damage. Punisher is just on a completely different level in speed and power. Topman’s attacks are already limited as it is and that will become readily apparent as soon as Punisher launches his first attack. Punisher wins.

Master Chief vs Punisher

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Suggested by Destroyer Master Chief is a pretty good shot, but he’s not ready to take down Frank Castle. The Punisher has been through a lot over the years such as obtaining the Power Cosmic, becoming Ghost Rider, and even merging with the Symbiote. He’s far more powerful than the Master Chief could hope to reach at this point. No gun is going to be enough to take this guy out of commission and Chief’s armor can’t block cosmic level attacks. Punisher wins.

Dante vs Punisher

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Suggested by Anonymous The Punisher is a pretty tough guy and he did get the Ghost Rider power a while back so he won’t lose instantly here. He can probably give Dante some good burns and put up a good fight along the way. It just won’t be enough though as Dante can regenerate from anything Punisher throws at him and then some. Dante is faster and stronger than the Punisher thanks to his demon modes and that’s not a fight you can win. Dante wins.

Guyver vs Punisher

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Suggested by Anonymous Punisher has a gun which doesn’t sound too impressive at first, but he became the Ghost Rider at one point and I think he also got the Symbiote. He’ll put up a reasonable fight here, but Guyver still has the massive edge in firepower. That’s what’s going to set Punisher back. Guyver can fly at high speeds and fire off energy blasts. Punisher will have to stay on defense for a while and then he will eventually go down. Guyver wins.

Punisher vs Katniss

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This is a tribute to the Mockingjay Part 2 and the Avengers Confidential film. It works out perfectly since Katniss loses hers while Punisher is able to take his win. Simply put, Katniss looked terrible in the final Hunger Games film as she continues to under perform and showed me why I was never a fan of the character to begin with. On the opposite side of the spectrum was the Punisher, a villain who is actually relatable and has goals that I can sympathize with. One is an excellently crafted character while the other is poorly written and overrated. Guns also beat arrows while we’re on the subject. Punisher wins.