Tournament Smashers Episode 54 Ichigo vs One Above All

The 54th battle is here, with the return of the One Above All.

“Wake up,” Professor E Gadd said as he poked The One Above All with a thunder stick. “Foolishness!” The One Above All said as he opened his eyes and stood up. “I am everywhere and yet nowhere….I am awake and yet asleep,” he clarified as he looked around. He was trapped in a small hut. “What am I doing here,” he wondered aloud. “After your humiliating and crushing defeat at the hands of Son Goku, I took your remains and brought them here,” E Gadd stated as he looked at the door.

“Why have you brought me here!?” The One Above All as he clenched his fist. “You are bait, for the one they call…The Substitute Soul Reaper!” Professor E Gadd laughed as he prepared himself. “Fool, I will not be used in your petty games of revenge,” The One Above All said as he started spreading into an infinite form of energy. “You don’t have a choice anymore,” Professor E Gadd said as he pressed a button and a trap door opened. “I’ll be hiding down here while you are fighting,” he said as he fell inside.

Ichigo Kurosaki was a Substitute Soul Reaper. He liked to defeat a couple dozen hollows a day to stay in shape, but it had been rather boring. He had heard about the legendary Tournament Smashers competition, but nobody had challenged him. He could go pick a fight with someone, but it wasn’t worth his time. Ichigo would just find some other way to pass the time. Suddenly he felt a massive spike of power. “It’s at Luigi’s Mansion!” Ichigo yelled as his clothes changed into Soul Reaper attire. This happened when things were about to get real!

Ichigo zoomed off at supersonic speeds. He could break the light barrier, but there was always the risk that he would decimate a country or two while doing it. Ichigo saw a being made of light floating over the house. “Getsuga Tenshou!” Ichigo yelled as he fired a large shockwave. The blast went right through the One Above All and scattered some of his energies.

The One Above All turned to Ichigo. “So insignificant!” he thought as he raised his hand. Buu appeared and charged at Ichigo. “What!? Ichigo yelled as he blocked Buu’s punch, but the force sent him into the ground. “I don’t know what you’re doing here, but I’ll stop you!” Ichigo yelled as he dashed towards Buu. Buu fired a ki blast, but Ichigo sidestepped and hit Buu with a direct Getsuga Tenshou. Buu hit the ground, but turned into Sensui and fired another blast.

Ichigo hit the ground. From behind Superman grabbed him. “Fight’s over son,” he said as he reached for Ichigo’s sword. “I don’t think so, BANKAI!” Ichigo yelled as he transformed. “What power!” The One Above All exclaimed as he flew towards Ichigo. “Getsuga Tenshou!” Ichigo yelled as he fired a blast of dark energy. The One Above All reached out and blocked the blast, but his arm evaporated. “Fool, you can’t comprehend my power,” The One Above All said as he reformed and grew larger.

His body turned into thousands of heroes as they ran at Ichigo. “I don’t need to comprehend your power, to defeat you!” Ichigo yelled as he charged at The One Above All. He slashed past Naruto and kicked Captain America into Donald Duck. His sheer power knocked the others away as he slashed The One Above All.

“This can’t be, my power is absolute!” he yelled as he backed up a bit. “Reality Warping won’t get you anywhere,” Ichigo said as his hollow mask materialized. “This is the end,” Ichigo said as his sword glowed with power. He charged at The One Above All for the last time. The One Above All’s hand turned into a large cannon and he fired an immensely powerful blast. “No you don’t!” Ichigo yelled as his sword blocked the blast, but halted his progress. “I won’t be stopped here!” Ichigo yelled as he broke through and slashed The One Above All.

The One Above All hit the ground. “This can’t be,” he said as his energies scattered across the cosmos. “Let this be a warning,” Ichigo said as he turned back to human form. Omnipresent and Omnipotent beings will never amount to a well placed Getsuga Tenshou,” he said as he turned away and walked back to school. As long as nobody had reality warped his favorite chair, the day would be epic. Then he noticed that smoke was coming from his school. “Not again!” he yelled as he quickened his pace.

Orga vs Sin Eater


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Sin Eater has his trusty gun, but in the end it won’t be enough to stop Orga. Orga has some powerful lasers at his disposal, but in the end he won’t even need them. One good punch from Orga should end this match before it’s even begun. Sin Eater’s been losing a lot, but maybe he’ll change that soon! Orga wins.

Earthworm Jim vs Bass


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Earthworm Jim is a pretty unique character and not many people have heard of him. It is too bad since he seems to be a pretty cool character. His design is epic and he is one character that you don’t want to fight. Of course, he is up against the mighty Bass. Bass never loses and this will be a pretty easy win for him. Earthworm Jim may have lost, but he may be back one of these days. Bass wins.

Ironman vs Samus


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Ironman vs Samus is a pretty big rivalry. Samus has shown a lot of potential, but the feats that she had in the GBA games just aren’t good enough. Maybe once Metroid gets an anime, then she will have more feats. Ironman had the anime treatment and it did him wonders. Ironman got increased speed And power. Ironman wins.

*Original image created by MachRider Z*

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Earthworm Jim vs One Above All


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Earthworm Jim is a pretty underrated character. I only found out about him because it had been mentioned that he was in the new DC villains event. Jim may be Marvel, but it is nice to think about. Jim cant lose this round! The One Above All may sound a lot more impressive, but I just don’t think that he would be able to win this round. Earthworm Jim wins.

Mega Man vs Olimar


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Olimar may be well versed in how to survive on a mysterious planet, but that’s nothing compared to what Mega Man has to deal with on a daily basis. Mega Man lives in a world where robots come and wreck cities for the thrills, Aliens come from outer space to decimate the planet, and where Bass lives! I’m sure that Olimar is a brave guy, but he just can’t stand up to the Mega power of Mega Man. Mega Man wins.

Justice League The Flashpoint Paradox Review

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DC has had a pretty good track record for dvd films. Crisis on Two Earths, Apocalypse, Public Enemies, and Doomsday were excellent! Wonder Woman, JL Doom, Batman Under The Red Hood and the two GL movies were pretty solid as well. Some films may have been a little weak (Year 1, Gotham Knights, Dark Knight Returns…basically the Batman films) but even the weak ones were still decent. This is a Justice League film so the expectations are pretty high…right?

This movie is based off of the Flashpoint event that happened in DC a while ago. Unfortunately, I’d say that it was easily the worst big DC event of all time. So, I actually didn’t go into the film with high hopes and it looks like I made the right move. One happy thing for fans is that Barry finally got his own film…only it doesn’t feel like a Flash film. It’s still Justice League in the end.

The film starts out with the Flash remembering his childhood. Unfortunately, he came home one day to find out that his mother had been attacked by some villains. Unfortunately, no heroes had been around and the villains got away. Barry realized that if he had just been a little faster, he could have saved her. The we cut to the present, where The Flash is attacked by many of his old foes. Mirror Master, Captain Cold, the whole gang is here! Even the Reverse Flash/Zoom. Flash quickly calls the Justice League and things come to an end very quickly. If the rest of the film had stuck to this format, it would have been the usual solid JLA film. Unfortunately, this is where the film goes downhill.

Reality has changed when Flash wakes up. Things have drastically changed, so something major must have happened. Metropolis was hit with a large explosion and Thomas Wayne was slightly quicker than his real version counterpart. Going into a new reality is always an interesting concept, but it isn’t handled very well. The Flash loses his powers, so he can’t use them to their fullest. Someone must have messed with time itself!

In this gritty world, the heroes are mostly not heroes anymore. (How they survived the Doomsday encounter we’ll never know! Maybe he just didn’t show up) Hal never got the GL Power Ring and Captain Atom vanished. Batman is pretty different and he doesn’t mind using guns in this version. Wonder Woman and Aquaman are also having a quarrel, which involved the fate of Earth. The government gets Slade and Luthor to help gather intel, while the remaining heroes have formed a resistance. They want to defeat both Wonder Woman and Aquaman.

Well, the animation is pretty solid. It does feel more like an anime which is definitely a plus. The night scenes have the most impact, but particularly the early ones. Cyborg’s usual blue blast is now a neon pink and it definitely seems to be more intense. Unfortunately, it does little to no damage, making Cyborg a pretty big non factor. (Like usual) Of course, he did figure out that Batman is the best tactician on the planet…somehow. (Beating up those crooks does earn you a good rep)

Unfortunately, the character designs are pretty awful. Everyone looks pretty off model in the Flashpoint world and even a couple of them in the real world. (Yes, they’re the same world, but they’re so different, that I may as well switch that) Superman is just….weird. His head is so small compared to his huge body. You would almost think that it was a parody. Batman (Pre Flashpoint), Green Lantern, and Wonder Woman seem to be accurate for the most part.

The fight scenes are an interesting thing. The first fight scene between Post Flashpoint Batman and the new Harley Quinn is pretty good. I’d say that it was probably the best fight scene in the film…which is part of the problem. When it all comes down to it, where were the fight scenes? Flash has a brief fight at the end, but it’s not much of a fight, since they barely exchange blows. Wonder Woman and Aquaman have a brief skirmish, but it is very brief. Some fighters attack both of them, but we don’t get to see the fights for long and they just weren’t handled in a very epic way.

I noticed that many people were talking about the controversial Wonder Woman vs Captain Thunder climax. It isn’t very violent, but I suppose the concept is a touchy subject for many. If you are of the opinion that children shouldn’t be used in fights (Like how I think animals shouldn’t get involved) you may want to skip the scene towards the end. You’ll know that it’s coming when WW’s battle against Captain Thunder is concluding.

The film is about average length for the DC films. (Little over an hour) There’s not a large amount of time to show things off, but it never got to be very rushed. The cast isn’t very likable, but it happens. I liked the real JLA and the new Batman was pretty good. Deathstroke was a pretty interesting character as well. The rest of the characters were either all right, or just pretty uninteresting. While this film definitely didn’t satisfy the JLA in me, but it is still a good film. The moral is also very off putting. By the end, we’re told that you shouldn’t mess with time, because things just happen. I definitely didn’t agree with that one. Someone messes with time, but it’s for the right reasons (Unlike AoU) and the time traveler is pressured into restoring time to how it was. The Flashpoint Universe is messed up, but time travel could fix that as well. Hopefully the time traveller will make the right move!

I’d recommend watching the film, but beware that things do get a little intense. This is based off of the gritty comic after all, but if you could endure Dark Knight Returns Part 2, then you should be okay. I came down pretty hard on this film, but that’s because JLA always has pretty high standards. Just wait until I review the upcoming live action film! I do recommend this film to comic book fans. After all, they would appreciate the cameos a lot more. Plenty of heroes get to appear for a brief amount of time, but they are nice easter eggs for the fans. If you are new to the world of heroes, check out Crisis on Two Earths!

Overall 6/10

The Wolverine Review

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The Wolverine is a film that puzzled me for a long time. Not the film itself, but the concept. Wolverine is one of those characters that I never thought would get more than 1 film to himself. Wolverine is very popular, but it was just hard to picture, not to mention that the first one came out a long time ago. Now that the film’s out, it is a lot easier to picture Wolverine having a third film. The film is pretty solid and it’s a good superhero film.

Wolverine hasn’t had a very happy life. After the events of the first Wolverine film, and the 3 X Men films, Wolverine has decided to stop being a hero. The X Men can deal with their own problems and he’ll just live out in the woods. It’s a pretty neat set up, but ultimately it was never going to work out. After a very unnecessary subplot, Wolverine heads with Yuriko to japan. They meet with Shingen’s dad (Who is pretty awful. He makes some veiled threats along the way, but they aren’t to be taken seriously…), who is very old. Wolverine saved his life back in the day and now the old man wants to make sure that Wolverine gets what’s coming to him…..Wolverine declines and gets ready to leave. Unfortunately, he’s shot! Wolverine still does pretty good, but can he survive the odds without his healing factor? Also, Mariko is being targeted by the mafia, but why would they do such a thing?

There are a lot of questions that are left to the viewer, but I’m sure that you can guess them all. If you can’t, I recommend reading some Bleach and then getting back to this movie. Wolverine is a pretty solid character, but they did have to tone his healing factor down in this film. For most of the film, it is out of commission. There are circumstances involved, but I don’t find them plausible. This may not be a known fact, but Wolverine is still an expert hand to hand fighter. He’s gone up against Captain America and Spider Man in the past. The film shows us a little of that, but not too consistently. While his healing factor is working well, his fighting gets very sloppy. When his healing factor is fizzing out, Wolverine starts using tactics. Maybe that’s just the way he fights. Wolverine is a pretty solid character. (Even if he says a few “hardcore” things that take away from his character)

All of you should remember Yuriko from the anime, but for those who didn’t watch it; Yuriko is an expert close range combat fighter. She is able to fight against some pretty skilled opponents and it’s always good to have other characters who are able to fight alongside the main protagonist. Yuriko was definitely one of the better characters of the film and she gets 2 critical fights to herself. Her first fight was one of the best fights in the film and it’s always good to see a sword battle.

Unfortunately, the same can’t be said for Mariko. I didn’t find her to be a very good character and she was mostly the damsel in distress of the film. She has a few “tough” moments where she took on the minions and actually defeated a few. I dunno, if she had kept fighting the whole time, then it would have helped. Maybe even some classic lines like “I promise you Revenge!”.

The villains are definitely the weak point of the film. We have Viper, who plays a decently large role. Her power is pretty awful and not one that I would want to have. She’s actually pretty weak, but stays in the game somehow. She didn’t really add anything to the film and I think that she shouldn’t have been added. Shingen is a pretty tough villain, but he’s not very likable. His sword skills are pretty impressive and he makes for a good challenge to Wolverine. He wasn’t nearly as powerful as his anime counterpart, but it happens.

The “Silver Samurai” is a pretty tough mecha. What he lacks in character (Though his character is pretty awful), he makes up for (Somewhat) in sheer power. His Fire Blade is made of adamantium and it’s one of the strongest swords in XCU (Xmen Cinematic Universe) history. The Silver Samurai is pretty tough, but he does lack speed. Still, he was a decent final boss for the film.

On the negative side of the film, there are three main things. The opening scene involving the bear was pretty awful. They should have cut the scene out, but most live action films have a few cringe worthy scenes. The next one would be the excessive language in the film. It’s not extremely over the top, but more than you would find in the average superhero film. Sure, he’s Wolverine, but we don’t need the film to keep reminding us. He says his “iconic” line from X Men Origins, but there’s pretty little point. There are a lot of things that he could have said that would have been more epic. Also, this film has a romance subplot which is pretty annoying. Jean Grey’s ghost (Who is still inhabited by the Phoenix it would seem) keeps goading on Wolverine to just die already. He refuses, but she did cross the barrier between the living and the dead. Possible foreshadowing?

The Wolverine is a pretty good film. The atmosphere is a lot lighter than the first film and it’s more fun to watch. I would say that this film is better than the first, but the first film had a better final battle. (Deadpool FTW) The music is decently good for the film. The film does have more romance than you may have expected. The scenes are pretty wince worthy, but as long as you block them out, you’ll still enjoy the film. I recommend this film, but if you want a true superhero experience, then I recommend checking out The Avengers.

Overall 7/10

Transformers Regeneration Volume 1 Review

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Transformers is a huge franchise and just about everyone knows about the Decepticons and Autobots. I’d even say that Transformers is a household name at this point. Many people grew up watching the original show, (Which was awesome!) while the others went and saw The Transformers Trilogy in theaters. (Which may give people the wrong impression about the franchise) Transformers just had a very positively received show in the form of Transformers Prime, which can only help to solidify it’s popularity.

Transformers Regeneration is a comic series that is meant to be a direct sequel to the 80 issue series that was created a loooong time ago. I’ve always enjoyed Generation 1 of Transformers the most, so it was good to see that part of the franchise, getting the spotlight. While you don’t need to read the original series to jump into this one, I would recommend it. You’ll have a better feel for the characters if you do and the emotional moments will have a much bigger impact.

It has been years since the Autobots left Earth and returned to Cybertron. It has been a time of peace for over a decade, but you can never count the Decepticons out! Some of the bots feel that Optimus Prime has lost his edge, are they right? After being brought back to the realm of the living, Prime is definitely a changed person. He’s more of a pacifist than ever, which isn’t a bad thing. The only problem is that he seems to ignore the problems that are right in front of him.

Kup takes a squad to Earth, but they were unprepared for what awaits. The humans (That are left) are pretty upset and you can’t help but agree with them. How could the Autobots just leave and not even keep a security camera active or send patrols once in a while? Optimus Prime leads a group of Autobots to Earth to end this eternal battle once and for all! Can he defeat Megatron!? Prime’s battle against Megatron is easily the best part of the comic. The art is solid and the character’s personalities are done justice.

Grimlock has a sideplot where he is searching for a way to regain his ability to transform. He is desperate enough, that he is heading to confront Scorponock about it. It’s a pretty risky plan, since Scorponock is so tough, but maybe it’ll pan out. While Grimlock is away on his journey, and Prime has taken the Autobot warriors to Earth, where does that leave Cybertron? Well, Rodimus Prime is there, but they definitely don’t have much in the way of firepower at this point. The Neo-Decepticons are ready to take over on and there doesn’t seem to be anything that the Autobots can do.

This was definitely a solid way to start the new Transformers series. It feels like a continuation of the old series and quite a few plot points have already been established. The characters are very interesting to read about and they are consistent with their original G1 counterparts. (In short, nearly every character in the volume was cool. A drastic change from the average comic) Optimus Prime is a very different bot. Coming back to life can change a fellow I suppose, but it wasn’t for the better. Optimus Prime is still a good leader and he does bounce back from the event. All he needed was a little goading from Megatron. After that happens, it’s the Prime that we all know and love.

The art is very solid and it makes the fight scenes even more epic. Optimus Prime’s fight against Megatron was definitely iconic and not a battle that I’ll be forgetting anytime soon. With all of these villains on the loose, this should definitely be a long series. The Neo Decepticon plot by itself could be a few volumes and that’s not including Scorponock or the plot on Earth. I recommend this volume to all Transformers fans, or fans of other mecha series. Even if you just want to read a fun action comic, this is the collection for you!

Overall 7/10

Yusuke vs Captain Kirk


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Captain Kirk is back, but it’s not for a win! He’s completely and utterly outclassed by Yusuke in this round. One Spirit Gun is enough to take Captain Kirk down for the count. Captain Kirk just doesn’t possess the level of durability that is needed to endure such an intense blast of energy. Yusuke wins.