Tournament Smashers Episode 39 James Bond vs Jack Sparrow

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It’s time for the latest battle story!

James Bond hopped in his car. He was ready to find the weakest opponent possible and take his first win. He grabbed his gun in one hand and started zooming through the streets while holding the wheel in one hand. James Bond had overrated his one handed driving skills and quickly banged a building. James Bond jumped out of the way as the place blew up.

“Uh oh,” James Bond thought as he came to the horrifying realization that this could bring some powerful people like the Avengers! Quickly James Bond dashed into an alley to hide, but some punks grabbed him. “We’ll bring him to Jack Sparrow,” they yelled as they tied him up and threw him in a giant boat.

“Let go of me!” James Bond yelled as he broke free of the ropes and reached for his gun. “Don’t move, Sparrow!” James Bond yelled once again as he took a step backwards. Jack Sparrow laughed and walked towards him. James Bond quickly fired his gun, but nothing happened. “Wait a sec….I’m out of ammo!!!!” James Bond yelled as he tried to dive in the ocean, but Jack Sparrow caught him and threw him back in the boat.

“Me and my boys have got you outnumbered,” he said as several of his minions surrounded James Bond. “If you spent more time training, and less time being kidnapped, maybe you could have beaten us,” Jack Sparrow said as he punched James Bond. James Bond jumped back up and threw a sideways kick at Jack Sparrow.

Jack Sparrow hit the ground, but rolled and knocked James Bond to the ground. James Bond reached for his gun, but it was broken in half. “No way!” he yelled as Jack Sparrow took out his sword. “I’m the best swordsman in this ship,” Jack Sparrow said as he tried stabbing James Bond.

James Bond jumped out of the way and tried to run, but one of the minions threw him back at Jack Sparrow, who greeted him with a punch. James Bond quickly grabbed a grenade and threw it at Jack Sparrow, but Jack sidestepped it and the grenade fell harmlessly to the ground.

“Impossible!” James Bond yelled as he ran at Jack Sparrow and threw a punch. Jack Sparrow caught the punch and smirked at James Bond. “No way!” James Bond yelled as he jumped in the air, but Jack Sparrow caught him and threw him back down. “I can’t even…,” James Bond started to say as Jack Sparrow took out a gun.

Suddenly they heard sirens. “Everyone get off of the boat!” a voice yelled as the cops appeared. One of them was holding a bazooka. “Never!” Jack Sparrow yelled as he started to head for the back of the ship. The guy fired, but the blast hit James Bond, knocking him into Davy Jones Locker!

As James Bond sunk through the ocean, he knew that he would need to win his next round and fast! Meanwhile, aerial support for the cops bombed the ship. The atomic explosion could be seen for miles, but somehow they knew that Jack Sparrow and his pirates had eluded them once more. Where would they go next!

James Bond vs Sasuke

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James Bond has always tried to be a good agent, but in the end he can’t win this round. Sasuke could defeat him with a single shruiken, which is sad for James Bond. The fact of the matter is that James Bond..isn’t so tough. After all, he does get captured and beaten up just about every film..sometimes more than once! Sasuke wins.

James Bond vs Mario

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James Bond has his gun, but Mario would beat him with ease. One good punch would possibly destroy James Bond, but even if it doesn’t, Mario can just speed blitz him all day. James Bond can’t hope to keep up with such high levels of skill. Mario also has his trusty cape, which he can use to make the match even quicker. Mario wins.

Superman vs Inza

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Inza may have some magical abilities of her own, but they won’t be enough to defeat Superman! Superman is the Man of Steel and aside from the fact that he can shatter whole planets with a single hit…his speed is legendary as well! This is why Superman’s constantly winning battle after battle. Superman wins.

Protoman vs Broly

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This is one of those Power vs Speed matches! Well, Broly has extremely high levels of power and and his speed is pretty good as well, but he’s completely outranked in that department. Protoman’s also got some good barriers at his disposal as well as some great sword skills. It would be a pretty tough fight if Broly lands a good blow, but I think Protoman can win this round. Protoman wins.

Update, I don’t think Protoman would be able to keep up with Broly now. The Saiyan has ascended. Broly wins.

Superman vs Karkull

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This guy is pretty tough since he was actually taking down Superman! Superman doesn’t have any resistance to magic, but his speed advantage makes that a moot point anyway. Karkull won’t be defeating Superman, but I still won’t deny that he’s a tough adversary. You wouldn’t want to fight him without a plan! Superman wins.

Black Abbott vs Bloodthirst

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Black Abbott is back and he’s up against Bloodthirst! Bloodthirst once took on Superman, which is a pretty legendary feat, but not even that will be enough to stop Black Abbott. Black Abbott has his long range attacks and he’s fast enough to stay out of Bloodthirst’s attack range for the time needed to win. Black Abbott wins.

Richard Dragon vs Batman

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Richard Dragon is pretty great at hand to hand combat, but not even he is a match for Batman. Batman’s mastered just about every martial art and he’s also got a few batarangs if he needs them! Richard Dragon doesn’t have quite as much gadgets as Batman does and this is one match that he won’t be able to win. Batman wins.

Gemini Saga vs Savageman

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Gemini Saga is back yet again, so it’s time for another win. Savageman is fast and powerful, but he lacks the ability to fly. With his speed, it’s not much of an issue, but Gemini Saga will take advantage of that fact and take the win. It’s tough to beat this guy! Gemini Saga wins.