Jiraiya vs Pain



Jiraiya’s a tough shinobi. With his rasengan and sage mode he has defeated many strong opponents. Of course there was one ninja who was just too powerful for him. That would be Pain. Pain is the leader of the Akatsuki (chuckle) and has enough power to wipe out whole villages. He defeated Jiraiya without too much effort and does so once more. Pain gets his first win in a while and shows off his awesome power. Pain wins.

Lazerman vs Magneto




Lazerman has his disruption beam and with it not even Magneto can take him down. Magneto is a master of magnetism, but that’s just not enough when fighting the likes of Lazerman. Lazerman is a being who is on another level than Magneto. Magneto takes this loss, but he’ll be back. Lazerman wins.

Ansem vs Bowser




Bowser may be the King of the Koopas, but there’s one thing he lacks. Fighting skills to equal Ansem’s. Ansem is easily stronger than Bowser and could mop the floor with him. Bowser doesn’t have enough skills to stop him. Ansem takes another win and shows the world his vast power as he rises in the rankings. Ansem wins.

Cyclops vs Captain Kirk



Captain Kirk may be a leader, but when it comes to actual leading skills Cyclops is far superior. He could take down Captain Kirk with his eyes closed. One blast and Captain Kirk is out of the fight. Captain Kirk gets yet another loss and learns his place at the blog once more. Cyclops wins.

Lazerman vs Dr Doom




Lazerman is back. Dr Doom may be a pretty strong being, but in the end he still doesn’t have the power that Lazerman has. Lazerman has the disruption beam and with it he could blow Dr Doom away. Dr Doom just doesn’t have enough power to stop him. Lazerman is far too powerful and wins this one easy. Lazerman wins.

Batman vs Captain Kirk



Captain Kirk has always thought he was tough. Some would even say he’s a good leader. I wouldn’t go that far. I’ve never liked Captain Kirk and I know that he deserves another loss on the blog. That’s where Batman comes in. He could take down Captain Kirk pretty easily. It wouldn’t be much of a fight. Batman wins.

Eggman vs Hao




Eggman has his hi tech robots to fight his battles for him. Of course in the end they still can’t defeat Hao. Hao is a being who’s on a whole different level. There are very few who can defeat him, and Eggman’s definitely not one of them. Eggman takes a loss and drops down the blog rankings. He’ll be back one day. Hao wins.

Thor vs Enchantress



The Enchantress is an expert at using magic to her advantage. Of course magic will never be a substitute for warrior skills and a hammer like Thor’s. Thor also has a lot more battle experience and can defeat The Enchantress pretty easily. She poses no threat to him in a fight and loses this match. They will continue to fight a bit in the future no doubt, but Thor will always triumph in the end. Thor wins.