Python vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer Pokey can fall down and split himself into many pieces. It may not be the most impressive ability but it’ll work here. The Python can’t exactly bite this guy with all the spikes in the way so he will eventually go down. It’s just a case of no attack options being strong enough to do a whole lot. Pokey wins.

Hedorah vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer Hedorah is known as one of the strongest Kaiju out there. He was easily defeating Godzilla in their first battle. Pokey really wouldn’t last long here as Hedorah can just assimilate him. Hedorah can also just jump on top of Pokey and that would be the end of the match. What hurts Pokey here is the fact that he isn’t a very mobile fighter. What this means is that Pokey can’t dodge any of Hedorah’s one hit KO moves. Hedorah wins.

Godzilla Junior vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer Godzilla Junior is a pretty interesting character. He looks a little too similar to Godzilla which is why I suspect he never became too popular. Odds are you would just prefer the original. At least Minya had his own design. Still, Junior is powerful in his own right and would be able to take down Pokey in a single move. A quick Atomic Breath attack or a punch would end this in an instant. There’s really nothing Pokey can do to even try and avoid the attack so the round will be over in an instant. Godzilla Junior wins.

Alien Queen vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer The Alien Queen is a pretty powerful fighter and one that should not be underestimated. Her physical power is on a completely different level next to Pokey’s. I’d like to see him try to make this an even fight. A single slash or bite from the Queen would end things and she is also a lot faster than Pokey which makes the situation all that much more hopeless. At the end of the day there just isn’t much that he can do to resist her abilities and his losing streak may not end here. Pokey just isn’t that powerful. Alien Queen wins.

Kumonga vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer Pokey is a pretty fun Mario enemy but he is definitely outmatched against a huge Kaiju like Kumonga. Kumonga can just shoot some web and it would probably have enough force to knock Pokey out. Alternately he can swing one of his legs and take Pokey down as well. Pokey is a resourceful fighter who can split himself up but ultimately doesn’t have a wide array of attacks. His only real option is to try to slam into Kumonga and such an attack would ultimately be counter intuitive here. Kumonga wins.

Rhedosaurus vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer The Rhedosaurus has returned once again and he clearly isn’t taking any prisoners. The Pokey won’t be able to do much here and he doesn’t have enough speed to run away for long either. The Rhedosaurus can cover ground a lot quicker than Pokey and when you mix that in with his superior attack power then that doesn’t really spell good news for the Mario villain. Pokey is 100 years too early to be challenging this kaiju. Rhedosaurus wins.

Kamacuras vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer I always liked the Pokey monsters from the Mario series. Sure, they may not be all that powerful, but they come through when it counts. While their individual abilities may be weak, they more then make up for this with skill and technique. Bending over and slamming opponents with his head is how Pokey typically wins, but that may not even leave a scratch on this opponent. Kamacuras wins.

Biollante vs Pokey

Suggested by Destroyer A Pokey is a pretty tough Mario villain. He’s always around to cause a little chaos and tends to take the advantage in a fight. That being said, this is one match where sheer size can make a difference. What is a Pokey going to realistically do against someone like Biollante? She can just squash the poor villain or fire off a quick acid blast. Either way I don’t see the Pokey getting up after all of that. Biollante wins.

Rodan vs Pokey

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Pokeys are as resilient as they are resourceful. That being said…I don’t really think that they will be able to pull out a win here. Rodan is a lot larger than any Pokey and he can even fire off a few energy blasts if needed. Rodan has now gotten 2 wins in one day so it’s safe to say that he’s moving up the blog ranks. Rodan wins.

Gamera vs Pokey

Gamera is back with another easy win. Pokey may be able to move really slowly, but Gamera can out fly him….and when Gamera can out fly someone you know you’re toast! Gamera also has his cool Mana Blast which can take down Pokey in one shot. Gamera helps his record get higher yet again. Gamera wins.