Emma Frost vs Hirudegarn



Suggested by Destroyer Hirudegarn was once able to take on the likes of Mystic Gohan and a bunch of Super Saiyan 2 fighters. He is powerful and faster than he looks. Emma Frost may have the Phoenix Force at her side but I just don’t think it’ll be enough to make a big difference here. Her firepower can’t overpower his attacks and he will be able to dodge a lot of the moves as well. Ultimately that’s why he will take this one. Hirudegarn wins.

Meta Knight vs Hatman



Suggested by Sonic Hatman is an EXE villain so you’d expect him to be incredibly powerful but he never really got to show his stuff. He has some basic attacks and projectiles with his cards but he hasn’t shown that he would have enough speed to deal with Meta Knight. Meta Knight was able to match Marth for a few blows after all so ultimately he has the speed advantage here. A few good sword strikes should do the trick. Meta Knight wins.

Dora the Explorer vs Sue Ellen



Suggested by Sonic Sue Ellen has her detective skills on deck which helps a lot in this kind of battle but Dora has a knife on her. I don’t even need to go into why that would be super helpful here do I? Dora has the edge in weaponry and she is also more experienced in dealing with the Jungle. Sue Ellen will need to forfeit the match right away here as there is no avenue to victory. Dora the Explorer wins.

Peewee Piranha vs Bowser Jr



Suggested by Sonic This is a tricky one. On one hand, Peewee Piranha isn’t particularly fast so the size advantage and edge in power is mitigated to an extent. On the other hand, Bowser Jr doesn’t have many effective ways to deal damage here. So to an extent he will waste the speed side of the battle. As a result this will be a fairly even battle but my money’s on Jr here. He can keep on throwing bombs and other projectiles from his flying car and there’s just no way Peewee can counter. Bowser Jr wins.

Beedrill vs Koopa



Suggested by Sonic Koopa is a tough Mario minion who is always at the ready to secure a solid win. That said, I don’t think he would be able to withstand Beedrill’s aerial assault here. Beedrill just has too many good attacks at the ready and could keep on firing off some powerful pincers. Koopa can retreat into his shell to increase his speed but this tactic will only buy him some time at best. It’s hardly going to be enough to send Beedrill packing. Beedrill wins.

Manaphy vs Mistman



Suggested by Sonic Mistman is a fairly powerful fighter and I always thought that he looked rather impressive in his quick anime appearance. He has good raw strength but a lack of projectiles is what will hurt him here. Manaphy is hardly the most powerful Pokemon out there but he does have solid levels of speed and a ton of attacks up his arsenal. He can pepper Mistman from afar and the guy’s durability is not enough to hold out. Manaphy wins.

Android 18 vs Faker



Faker is fast and powerful but she’s not quite ready to take on this android just yet. Android 18’s power is in a completely different league as she could end the planet in an instant. Faker’s sword will have a hard time dealing any damage and the speed advantage is no small thing either. There’s no path to victory here. Android 18 wins.

Ardyn Izunia vs Bass



Ardyn Izunia has a lot of good teleportation/speed feats at his disposal so he’s a tough guy to defeat for most opponents. That said, he still won’t be doing anything against Bass. Bass can block or absorb just about every attack that he’s got. Ardyn has no real way to put Bass down as one good Earthbreaker could easily end this. Bass is just way too powerful to be defeated and he will claim victory in record time. There’s a reason that he’s at the top. Bass wins.

Cassie Cage vs Faker



Cassie is a strong hand to hand fighter but she’s definitely out of her depth here. Faker has more speed and power at her disposal by a long shot. Cassie will barely be able to react to her moves, much less counter them. Faker will have the advantage at every turn and Cassie doesn’t really have any abilities or equipment that would allow her to land any counter attacks. Faker wins.

Deangelo Vickers vs Barney Ross



This is a tribute to the third Expendables film. While Barney did not look nearly as good as he did in the first two movies, I would still say that he could take down Vickers here. Deangelo may have done a decent job of leading the team when it came time to make sales in The Office, he has no real weapons at the ready. As a result he would get absolutely crushed here as Barney will not be holding back. Not this time, Barney’s going for the win! Barney Ross wins.