Cia vs Indiana Jones

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Cia concludes her current triple match gauntlet with this round against Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones is pretty good at dodging lethal traps, but that doesn’t mean that he can really hope to challenge Cia. She’s in a different league when it comes to experience and actual power. Her speed is also a lot greater than any quickness that Indiana Jones may have had in his prime. Cia wins.

Starman vs Ness

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Starmen are beings who continue to get in Ness’ way during the Earthbound games. They are fairly mysterious and looking one in the eye is definitely not something that is in your best interest to do. Luckily, Ness is pretty advanced in the ways of the PK techniques and he can blast Starman from afar or tackle him with the classic Baseball Bat. The Starman loses his debut match on the blog! Ness wins.

Chrom vs Captain Kirk

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Captain Kirk has really been taking a lot of losses lately, but I’m sure that they’ll die down once he has reached 100 battles. He’s certainly nearing that milestone and at least he’s losing to an experienced swordfighter. Chrom narrowly missed being playable in the current Super Smash Bros title and I’m sure that he’ll be in a sequel someday. He can win this match with a single slash. Chrom wins.

Terminator vs Polar Bear

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Terminator may have lost his last fight, but his shotgun always gives him a chance to get back into the ring! Polar Bears are pretty fierce creatures and they slash all opponents who make the mistake of getting in their way. It’s very tempting to go with them in this fight, but I’m still going to have to lean towards the Terminator. Terminator wins.

Cia vs Peter Griffin

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Due to popular demand, Cia is back to fight on the blog once again! Peter Griffin may be a guy whose confidence never wavers through thick and thin, but his fighting abilities are not enough to him to take on Cia. Cia is just at a different level thanks to her magical abilities and one good blast would easily crush Mr. Griffin. Her ascent through the blog ranks is not done yet! Cia wins.

Gorilla Grodd vs Tinky Winky

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Tinky Winky may be a pretty brave fighter, but that’s just not enough to stop Gorilla Grodd. Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but Gorilla Grodd isn’t the type of guy to lose so easily. He’s always got a plan at the ready and backing him into a corner is not going to end well for anyone. He’s building quite the win streak and no Teletubbies can stop him! Gorilla Grodd wins.

Lina Inverse vs One Above All

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The One Above All is getting close to reaching 150 matches. That is a pretty impressive feat even if he has to take a lot of losses to get there. Lina can defeat him with her swordsmanship. She is surprisingly skilled in this area and it gives her a clear edge over The One Above All. Lina Inverse wins.

Wario vs Peach

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Peach is a princess and she has been through many dangerous situations. It is easy to see why some would be tempted to pick her in a fight and I nearly did just that. That is when I remembered Wario Man and how tough he can be when the fights really get going. His super strength should net him a win here. Wario wins.

Lina Inverse vs Captain Kirk

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Lina Inverse may have gotten off to a rocky start on the blog, but now she is here to change all of that. Jim…or Captain Kirk is not equipped to defeat Lina. One Dragon Slave attack would crush Kirk and his starship. That isn’t even Lina’s strongest attack so Kirk really is doomed here. Experience is no substitute for immense magical power….so Lina has them both to be safe! Lina Inverse wins.

Terminator vs Black Widow

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The Black Widow is back and now she’s fighting a pretty iconic figure! The Terminator is definitely stronger than the average human and a single hit from his shotgun would mean instant death for the Black Widow. Luckily, she is very quick and a good hit from her Widow’s Sting would also shut him down. The Terminator’s lack of speed is what gets him here and he’ll have to take the loss. Black Widow wins.